Pioneering and Settlers
As the ‘Rush Away!’ days of the goldrush era subsided, Australians saw the opportunity to take stock and look to the future. The gold rushes of the 1850’s and 1860’s dramatically changed the face of the entire country, and it was now possible to move from colony to colony and town to town. Tracks were now roads, wayside shanties were now semi-respectable lodging houses, bark huts had been replaced with cottages, riverboats were steaming up and down the great rivers, and the colonial government had embarked on a well-planned campaign to encourage emigration and rural settlement.
For many of our pioneering ancestors’ life ‘up the country’ was the real Australia. There was an endless plain where the very air smacked of freedom. The memories of prison hulks, chain gangs and hostile natives were long forgotten – replaced by gold, sheep, wheat and cattle. Australians, especially those ‘colonial born’ saw themselves at a distinct advantage to the ‘green new chum’ and generally superior to the British-born ‘sterling’, who lacked the colonial experience to cope with the idiosyncrasies of climate, pestilence and, above all, remoteness of bush life. Many of the period’s songs delighted in making fun of ‘new chums’ and their frequent bewilderment when landing in such a strange country. The difference between the old colonial and the new settler was immediately obvious – the Australian usually wore a long beard, floppy cabbage-tree hat, rolled-up shirt sleeves with a red neck-chief, and spoke distinctly slowly, a drawl, in a language as dry as the outback. The ‘new chum’, fresh from the ‘limejuice tub’, as the sailing ships were commonly known, was usually dressed in high-hat, stiff-collar shirt, and breeches and spoke with a plum voice that announced their readiness as an amusement.
One of the most available jobs for new arrivals was as a shepherd. Fenced properties were still a rarity, and shepherds were responsible for herds of around 400 sheep, which they watched by day and yarded at night in a makeshift fold made of saplings. Shepherding was considered an unskilled job and therefore suitable for ‘new chums’, however, it usually didn’t take long for these men to learn how to bake a damper, construct and live in a bark hut, pepper their voice with local language and, above all, cope with the aching loneliness and separation from loved ones. They had little choice.
Survival on the land depended on being quick-witted and able to improvise. Times were mostly tough, with a seemingly never-ending parade of problems demanding to be dealt with, not the least being cattle duffers. In the nineteenth-century stock stealing was so widespread that most people, including the authorities, viewed it with a blind eye, considering it part and parcel of bush life.
During the 1830s and 1840s many men of financial worth came to Australia to make their fortunes in the emerging wool industry as “squatters”. Since the sea voyage to Australia was a longer distance to other destinations and, therefore more expensive, it may be assumed that certain wealthier people came to Australia. Originally the term ‘squatter’ was applied to poor men, often emancipists or convict bolters, who illegally settled on Crown land, often right next door to an established successful station, conveniently allowing them to steal their sheep and cattle. By the 1840s, the term had come to mean rich and usually respectable farmers because even affluent emigrants and native-born Australians had to squat illegally on Crown land. It was a simple case of ‘first in best dressed!’
The reality of pioneer bush life was hard yakka and mostly hard times. Floods were often followed by drought, pestilence and bushfires. The absence of women was another trial, and one can well imagine why songs like ‘The Old Bullock Dray’ remained in popular circulation for so long. The concept of calling into the emigrant’s “Female Factory’ ‘to fetch a wife’ was more a necessity than fancy.
The experience of pioneer settlement contributed to what we now recognise as the Australian identity. We had explored and surveyed mountains, gullies, and massive rivers; battled with nature, turning wild bush into farms and stations; we had successfully turned into shearers, drovers and masters of other rural exploits; and we learnt to live with loneliness and a bush society dominated by men. We also maintained a unique “roll up your sleeves” determination and sense of humour built on hard work.
If necessity is the mother of invention, then we thrived on the challenge. Native wattle mixed with daub held bark sheets effectively when hut-building; old packing cases became kitchen tables and, when stacked, cupboards; jam tins were cleaned to become billy-cans; newspaper, pasted up with a sticky mix of flour and water, became a suitable wallpaper for the hut walls, and stringy-bark and greenhide became the settler’s best friend.
SONGS ABOUT PIONEERING
© Warren Fahey
Jack Pobar sings ‘The Old Bullock Dray’, recorded by Warren Fahey, Toowoomba, 1973. NLA.
The following pioneering song The Old Bullock Dray, is typical of the period surrounding colonial pioneering and has been a firm bush favourite for a long time and has been collected on numerous occasions and all versions capturing the general excitement of ‘going up country’ to start a new life. Paterson provided some notes,
- A paddy-melon is a small and speedy marsupial, a sort of poor relation of the great kangaroo family.
- ‘Calling in at the Depot to get an offsider.’ – Female immigrants were housed at the Depot on arrival, and many found husbands within a few hours of their landing. The minstrel, therefore, proposes to call at the Depot to get himself a wife from among the immigrants.
- An offsider is a bullock-driver’s assistant – one who walks on the off-side of the team and flogs the bullocks on that side when occasion arises. The word afterwards came to mean an assistant of any kind.
- ‘Jack Robertson,’ – Sir John Robertson, as he afterwards became, was a well-known politician, who believed in Australians doing their best to populate their own country.
- ‘Budgery you’ – good fellow you.’
THE OLD BULLOCK DRAY
Oh! the shearing is all over,
And the wool is coming down,
And I mean to get a wife, boys,
When I go up to town.
Everything that has two legs
Represents itself in view,
From the little paddy-melon
To the bucking kangaroo.CHORUS
So it’s roll up your blankets,
And let’s make a push;
I’ll take you up the country,
And show you the bush.
I’ll be bound you won’t get
Such a chance another day,
So come and take possession
Of my old bullock dray.
Now I’ve stood up a good cheque,
I mean to buy a team,
And when I get a wife, boys,
I’ll be all-serene.
For, calling at the depot,
They say there’s no delay
To get an off-sider
For the old bullock dray.
Oh! we’ll live like fighting cocks;
For good living, I’m your man.
We’ll have leather jacks, johnny cakes,
And fritters in the pan;
Or, if you’d like some fish,
I’ll catch you some soon,
For we’ll bob for barramundies
Round the banks of a lagoon.
Oh! yes, of beef and damper
I take care we have enough,
And we’ll boil in the bucket
Such a whopper of a duff,
And our friends will dance
To the honour of the day.
To the music of the bells,
Around the old bullock dray.
Oh! we’ll live like fighting cocks;
For good living, I’m your man.
We’ll have leather jacks, johnny cakes,
And fritters in the pan;
Or, if you’d like some fish,
I’ll catch you some soon,
For we’ll bob for barramundies
Round the banks of a lagoon.
Oh! yes, of beef and damper
I take care we have enough,
And we’ll boil in the bucket
Such a whopper of a duff,
And our friends will dance
To the honour of the day.
To the music of the bells,
Around the old bullock dray.
Oh! we’ll have plenty girls,
We must mind that.
There’ll be flash little Maggie,
And buckjumping Pat
There’ll be Stringybark Joe,
And Green-hide Mike.
Yes, my Colonials, just
As many as you like.
Now we’ll stop all immigration,
We won’t need it any more;
We’ll be having young natives,
Twins by the score.
And I wonder what the devil
Jack Robertson would say
If he saw us promenading
Round the old bullock dray.
Oh! it’s time I had an answer,
If there’s one to be had,
I wouldn’t treat that steer
In the body half as had;
But he takes as much notice
Of me, upon my soul,
As that old blue stag
Off-side in the pole.
Oh! to tell a lot of lies,
You know, it is a sin,
But I’l go up country
And marry a black gin.
Oh! “Baal gammon white feller,”
This is what she’ll say,
“Budgery you
And your old bullock dray.”
Anonymous. From Paterson’s Old Bush Songs, 1905. Jack Pobar sang a version of this song to Warren Fahey, in 1973, adding enthusiastically that it ‘was all Australian and Australian all the way.’ The tune is related to Turkey in the Straw, known to nineteen-century Australians as ‘Old Zip Coon’, a popular minstrel tune first published in 1834.
As Australia approached the mid-1800s there were already some songs about pioneering that had entered the tradition. One has to realise that Australia is an extremely large country and social interaction between early settlers would have been infrequent and when they did meet it would have necessitated a social gathering that most probably included social entertainment. The idea of songs written about shared experience, especially pioneering, would have been popular, as would have songs that reminded them of the ‘old country’.
There were also many songs about colonial life in the would-be cities. Some ridiculed the authorities and others dealt with life in the new country. Very few offered thanks or praise but this is a traditional perspective common to all frontier cultures.
The folk hardly ever let the truth stand in the way of a good tale and this song is a whopper as it documents the trials ad tribulations of a new-chum settler. The poor devil cops the lot – bushrangers, the barren bush, drought, hostile Aborigines and financial disaster before hot-footing it back to Mother England. He claims he’d rather sell matches door-to-door than return to Australia! Paterson, in his notes says, ‘It is noticeable that in all the ballads of early days there is a sort of happy-go-lucky spirit which reflects the easy come, easy go style of the times.’
Warren Fahey sings ‘The Settler’s Lament’.
THE SETTLER’S LAMENT
Now all intent to emigrate,
Come listen to the doleful fate,
Which did befall me of late,
When I went to the wilds of Australia.
I sailed across the stormy main,
And often wished myself back again,
I really think I was quite insane
When I went to the bush of Australia.
Illawarra, Moneroo, Parramatta, Woolloomaloo (sic),
If you wouldn’t become a kangaroo,
Don’t go to the bush of Australia.
One never knows what does await,
For just as we entered Bass’s Strait,
We lost the half of our crew, and our mate,
As we sailed to the bush of Australia.
The vessel struck on a bank of sand,
And when we drifted to the land,
We soon were surrounded by a band
Of savages in Australia,
But I was so starved I look’d like a ghost,
I didn’t weigh more than four stone at most,
Thank heaven! I wasn’t fit for a roast,
For the cannibals in Australia.
So to Sydney town I travelled then,
The Governor gave me some convict men,
And I set off to live in a den
In the dismal bush of Australia.
And when I came to look at the land,
Which I got by his Excellency’s command,
I found it was nothing but burning sand,
Like all the rest of Australia.
But I bought a flock of sheep at last,
And thought that my troubles were passed,
But you may believe I stood aghast,
When they died of the rot in Australia.
My convicts were always drinking rum,
I often wished they were up a gum-
Tree – or that I had never come,
To the horrible bush of Australia.
The bushrangers my hut attacked,
And they were by my convicts back’d,
And my log hut was fairly sack’d
Of all I had got in Australia.
A thousand or two don’t go a long way,
When everyone robs you in open day,
And the bankers all fail and mizzle away
From the capital of Australia.
And it’s not very easy to keep your cash,
When once in twelvemonth your agent goes smash,
And bolts to New Zealand, or gets a whitewash;
It’s a way that they have in Australia.
So articles I signed at last,
And work’d as a man before the mast;
And back to England I came full fast,
And left the confounded Australia.
To sell a few matches from door to door,
Would certainly be a very great bore,
But I’ve made up my mind to do that before
I’ll go back to the bush of Australia.
Anonymous. Paterson included a version of this song in his revised edition of Old Bush Songs, 1924, under the title of THE BEAUTIFUL LAND OF AUSTRALIA and subsequently included in the Stewart and Keesing edition as THE SETTLER’S LAMENT. The version here was located in John Henderson’s Excursions and Adventures in New South Wales, Captain Henderson, of the 78 th Highlanders, had two volumes of his book published in 1854 and included this song implying that he composed it en route to Australia, adding that it was sung to the tune ‘King of the Cannibal Islands.’ It is more likely the work of Surgeon Goodwin who was in the Colony prior to Henderson.
Romance in the Bush
When we think of the bush, we usually think of gold, bushrangers, drovers, endless plains and sheep, sheep, sheep – however, rest assured, romance also played an essential role in our social history – and the songs provide us with a slice of life unusually evasive.
Approximately 25,000 women and young girls were transported to Australia. The majority were transported for thievery or petty crime and many were simply seen as ‘street undesirables’. Prisoners were usually assigned to settlers as dairy maids, kitchen hands and general labourers, depending on their particular skills, or sent to workhouses where they sewed, made pillows etc. or they were shipped to the Parramatta female prison better known as the ‘Female Factory’ or ‘Depot’, where, depending on the inmate’s behaviour, they were made available to settlers requiring a wife.
Most settlers could not afford to be too fussy, and there are some choice stories about the selection process. The following account from A Residence of Eleven Years in New Holland etc., Boston 1841, James F. O’Connell, is typically amusing.
The process of a factory courtship is worth describing. Let us suppose the suitor an old “stringybark”, such being the soubriquet in which inland settlers rejoice. He has no particular maid in view, but has obtained Bishop Marsden permission to visit the factory and seek a wife, and a letter to the matron certifying his intent. The girls are paraded in each room, and the visitor (sic) scans them as a Turk would Georgians in a slave market. The girls, all-agog for a husband, would show various faces upon the examination. Some, all sheepish smiles and blushes, would look as foolish as all young ladies are supposed to, when a third person happens in upon an interview at which the question has just been popped Others would avert their faces in a sort of indifference; as, although a refusal is seldom met by an applicant, still these seekers for help meets are not all of such an appearance as to tempt a woman halfway. A third set would most prudishly frown upon a proceeding that pays so little respect to the prescriptive rights of the ladies; while, as if purposely set in contrast to these fastidious ones, others would make attempts, not always successful, or with the best grace, to appear as amiable and pretty as possible, in spite of the Parramatta frock and petticoat of which they were evidently heartily tired.
It is a regular frolic and the girls break out into jokes about his personal appearance, particularly if he happens to have passed the meridian. The chance is, that his quizzical reception by the first class, and the confusion of faces hindering his choice, will send him to the second and a preconceived and natural prejudice against No. 2 will send him back to No. 1 again. Upon his return, all pretence to reserve is thrown aside. “Ha! Old boy, couldn’t you find a moll to suit? Is there never a blow’en in the lot good enough for an old stringy-bark settler like you?” Flash is pattered at him with all a woman’s volubility, and the old blowens who have been so often turned back to the factory for drunkenness or other faults that their case is past redemption commences quizzing the wife-hunter. “There, there’s a new chum, just come out!” pointing to some uninvitinglooking maiden; “she’s the girl for you!” “There! there!” by a dozen bidders, or, “You’d better take one of your age!” from some old toothless Jezebel.
The matron and monitresses wink at these irregularities as things of course, and impossible of prevention. The choice at length made, spite of all the discouragements thrown in his way, the settler is seldom obliged to apply to more than one, and after uttering the awkward “yes,” the bride elect flies round to her pals, bidding hasty adieus, and the bridegroom leads her out. “I’ll give you three months before you’re returned!” cries one, and “It’s a bargain you’ve got, old stringy-bark!” cries another. Hubbub and confusion mark the couple’s exit, and the bride’s character is immediately picked to pieces by the neglected as soon as her back is turned, and the appearance of her husband elect most scientifically blasted, after the usual manner of decrying sour grapes. The convict’s clothes are returned to her, and, dressed again like a free woman, she leaves with her suitor of an hour to the church. The government gives her a “ticket of exemption” as a dower, and she steps into her husband’s carriage to go to his farm.’ With the discovery of gold in the eighteen fifties many thousands of single men arrived in Australia and immediately went ‘bush’ to seek their fortune. Some men took their families, although the goldfields ‘tent cities’ were not much of a place for a woman. Single females were few and far between and usually worked in kitchens or as prostitutes.
Women were most noticeably missed on the goldfields, and the appearance of visiting female entertainers like the famed ‘femme-fatale’ Lola Montez, created immense interest. Unsurprisingly, many of the songs popular at the time were sentimental ballads telling of home and mother. Minstrel shows, usually in ‘black face’ was also popular and introduced many American songs to our shores as well as continuing the sentimental themes. The banjo, mandolin, bones and spoons became popular in bush music because of these travelling shows.
As the colonies grew sturdy bush women held the households together. They prepared food, tended farms, raised and educated children, sewed, knitted and generally kept the house and family together through thick and thin. If the typical Australian male was seen as gawky and shy she was seen as dependable, strong and not particularly sexual. This may have simply been a case of poor public image since the majority of women in public accounts were married ‘solid types’. Society viewed single women as innocent and best kept in the background until married.
Later images of bashful men and coy women conjure up scenes from a Dad and Dave story – the men around the keg at one end of the room, and the women making sandwiches at the other end. The role of alcohol in a male-dominated society is also a subject carried in many songs where sex can only be considered when the suitor is intoxicated. Other songs, usually the older ballads like ‘Ginny on the Moor’ offer a deeper, tender approach but these seem few and far between.
In reality the life of many bush women must have been extremely hard. Sometimes husbands, by necessity, were away from the homestead for days, often weeks, as they checked boundary fences, chased missing stock, nursed new born calves, hunted dingoes or spent a season shearing or droving. Henry Lawson spoke for many in his eloquent story of ‘The Drover’s Wife’.
There was also a bawdy aspect of Australian romance. This, of course, reflected our rough and tumble pioneering life. It certainly shows itself in earlier songs like ‘The Thrashing Machine’ and ‘Green Leaves Upon the Green’ where rural sexual innuendo is intrinsic to the story. These are all good fun and part of a very long tradition of such songs.
AUSTRALIA AND ITS TRADITIONAL MUSIC – a brief overview
COLONIAL MUSIC
The Old Bark Hut
(above: Mr Jacob Lollbach at 100 years.)
Anonymous. Collected from Mr Jacob Lollbach MBE, Grafton, by Warren Fahey in 1973. Mr Lollbach was a grand 102 when he recorded this full text of the song he had been singing for over eighty years. Mr Lollbach had learnt the song from a bullock driver, Jack Horner, who sang it to the tune of ‘The Wearing Of The Green’. Also included in Paterson’s Old Bush Songs, 1905 edition. In Australian Bush Songs and Ballads, Will Lawson attributed this song to William Perrie adding “These verses were written in the shepherding days – when fences were few and far between – at Dungog, NSW. William Perrie was a veterinary surgeon in practice there.” Verses five, six and seven are from this version.
Warren Fahey
THE BUSH SONG
Refer to my ‘articles’ section on the site and also Popular Entertainment in the Folklore of Sydney section, which includes background information and other examples of this tradition.
The next period of folk song saw the emergence of what has become known as the ‘bush song’. In truth it had been around for a few years but in the period of pastoral growth, especially sheep and cattle breeding, this type of song became the dominant song form.
In many ways the bush song is the best example of Australian traditional music at work in as much it came to popularity at a time that Australia was defining its own identity. The description ‘bush song’ seems to fit more comfortably than ‘folk song’ or even the more staunch ‘traditional song’ and there are several reasons for this, not the least that they are products of their timeframe. As this popularity was the second half of the nineteenth century it coincided in dramatic changes in popular entertainment worldwide
“Necessity is the mother of invention” and, by all accounts, necessity led to all types of makeshift dwellings for the average bushman. Newspapers became wallpaper, empty jam tins became saucepans, shovels served as an impromptu frying pan, hats were used to strain drinking water, sugar bags became blankets and memories became firm friends. The story of Bob the Swagman and his trials and tribulations, not to mention his determination and optimism, has been one of the most endearing bush songs of all.
OLD BARK HUT
My name is Bob the swagman, before you all I stand,
And I’ve had many ups and downs whilst travelling through the land,
I once was well to do, my boys, but now I’m all stumped up,
And I’m forced to go on rations, in on old bark hut.
In an old bark hut, in an old bark hut,
I’m forced to go on rations in an old bark hut.
Ten pounds of flour, ten pounds of meat, some sugar and some tea,
That’s all they give a hungry man, until the seventh day,
And if you’re not mighty careful, you’ll go with a hungry gut,
And that’s one of the great misfortunes, in an old bark hut.
The bucket you boil your beef in has to carry water too,
They’d say you’re getting mighty flash, if you should ask for two,
I’ve a billy can and a pint pot and a broken handle cup,
And they all adorn the table of my old bark hut.
The table is not a bit of wood, as many you have seen
For if I had one half as good I’d think myself serene.
It’s only an old sheet of bark; God knows when it was cut,
It was blown from off the rafters of that old bark hut.
And of furniture there’s no such thing, ’twas never in the place,
Except the stool I sit upon – and that’s an old gin-case,
It does one as a safe as well – but you must keep it shut,
Or the flies would make it canter round the old bark hut.
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If you should leave it open, and the flies should find your meat,
They will not leave a single piece that’s fit for man to eat;
But you mustn’t curse nor grumble, as the maggots out you cut –
What’s out of sight is out of mind, in an old bark hut.
In the summer time, when the weather’s warm, this hut is nice and cool,
The breezes blowing through the cracks are balmy, as a rule,
You may leave the old door open, boys, but f you leave it shut,
There’s no fear of suffocation in an old bark hut.
In winter time – preserve us all – to live in there’s a treat,
Especially when it’s raining hard, and blowing wind and sleet.
The rain comes down the chimney, and your meat is black with soot –
There’s a substitute for pepper in an old bark hut.
I’ve seen the rain come in this hut, just like a perfect flood,
Especially through that great big hole where once the table stood;
There’s not a blessed spot, me boys, where you could lay your nut,
But the rain is sure to find you in the old bark hut.
So beside the fire I make my bed, and there I lay me down,
And think myself as happy as the king that wears a crown.
But as you’re dozing off to sleep a flea will wake you, but,
‘Tis useless cursing fleas and such in an old bark hut.
Such packs of fleas you never saw, they are so plump and fat,
If you should make a grab at one, he’ll spit just like a cat,
Last night they found my pack of cards, and were fighting for the cut,
And I thought the devil had me in the old bark hut.
And now, my boys, I’ve sung my song and that as well as I could,
And I hope the ladies present will not think my language rude,
And all you younger people, in the days when you grow up,
Just remember Bob the swagman, in his old bark hut.
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For a detailed study of the bush song refer to my book (co-authored with Graham Seal) The Old Bush Songs, published Sydney July 2005 ABC Books.
One of Henry Lawson’s poems was titled Freedom of the Wallaby – it’s a biting anthem in support of the shearer’s union when the strike of 1891 was revving up. It landed Henry in hot water when a Queensland politician wanted to charge him with sedition.
CHINESE MIGRANTS IN AUSTRALIA
Warren Fahey sings ‘New Chum Chinaman’. with Marcus Holden: Mandolin, Guzheng.. Garry Steel: Accordion, Bass. Clare O’Meara: Guitar.
The New Chum Chinaman.
The industrious Chinese were not popular on the diggings, especially when they sifted through the mullock heaps and extracted specks of gold missed by the impatient European diggers. There was also the general distrust and alienation of people unfamiliar and different, and many the poor Chinese digger was attacked and had his pigtail sliced off as a trophy. The Irishman in this song reckoned that he would be better off turning his ‘eyebrows upside down and his skin inside out – and becoming a Chinaman’. The song refers to Queensland so belongs to the 1870s goldrush in that State. This version was collected by Ron Edwards from Mrs V. Leonard, Lappa Junction, Queensland, 1966 and published in Humping Old Bluey (1966). Another set of verse was published in The Queenslander (Hurd Collection), dated 1894, including the xenophobic verse:
There’s thousands of this monkey tribe have landed on our shores,
And the cry is still they come, there’s room for many more.
The back blocks they are crowded out – no room for Mike or Dan,
The only thing that’s left to do is turn to a Chinaman.
I collected some verses from Joe Watson in 1974 that ran:
Oh, what’s the use of talking?
When they won’t let a white man live,
For any bit of work they’ve got,
To the Chinee-man they’ll give.
So I’ll eat my rice with chopsticks,
I’ll learn the lingo too,
With a toona mucka hilo, none so fan,
And be a Chinese Irishman!
CHING CHONG Ching Chong chinaman Washed his face in a frying pan Combed his hair with the leg of a chair Ching chong china man Miss-ee Lee want-ee pee Turn-ee up and let-ee see Loong callot (carrot?) Willa wallla willa walla Bairnsdale high school yah yah yah Who are we? You may guess We are the boys of the BHS Source: Quoted Hal Porter Bairnsdale 1920s Tune: Dan Tucker |
CHINEE COOK Oh could I taste again of those delicious luscious things I could pardon him of robbery of other people’s rings I exaggerated principle, my duty I mistook When I handed over to the law my peerless Chinese cook. What would I give now for one of his superb ragouts, His entremets, his entrees, his incomparable stews; Oh, not a taste and piquancy my happy board forsook, When I came the JP over my lamented Chinee cook. Source: AUSTRALASIAN SKETCHER 1875 87/599 |
CHOW YOW FIN. Notes to this rather puzzling song. I assume the Baron of Vaucluse’ was Sir Henry Browne Hayes, who built Vaucluse House. Here is a reference from The Freeman’s Journal (Sydney) 1854) that refers to the subject. The Empire (Sydney) 1852 A LEGEND OF VAUCLUSE. [We feel it a duty to assure the “Baron of Vaucluse,” lest he should attribute the following lyric to the wild spleen of some ungovernable Chartist, that the manuscript is in a very pretty feminine handwriting, lt was anonymously dropped into our letter-box, but we are constrained by a feeling of homage for the unknown lady minstrel and our respect for the hero of her song, to break through our editorial rules and to give it insertion in our columns, without asking any questions.] The Lord of Vaucluse is gloomy and sad, His collar’s awry, and he looks very bad ; He paces his chamber with furious tread, With a Panama hat on the top of his head. Hurried and flurried, Excited and worried. He drinks not his coffee, he eats not his grub, But looks like Diog’nes who liv’d in a tub. Chow Yow Fin from Vaucluse is fled, And alarm through the rest of the vassals has spread, As they trembling think of the terrible fate That, will fall to the lot of their runaway mate. Rambling and scrambling. Trotting and ambling, If he’s gone to the diggings he’ll soon be brought back. For the lndigoes Royal are out on his track. The sound of the banjo is heard in the hall How sweet on the ear do its dulcet notes fall, Like the gushing of water through dingle or dell Or a Black Serenader at Sparkes’s Hotel. Twanging and banging, Banging and twanging, Mixed with its notes as they travel along, The voice of ” The Baron” is heard in this song. You have been, and gone, and left me Tho’ I gave you rice.” Yow Fin, With an iron pot to boil it And a pannikin of tin: The blue shirt of the digger On your shoulders broad I placed, And in trousers of white moleskin Your graceful legs I cased. My bison skin you slighted, Which cost thirty bob a chest, Also the ration sugar, Though its sand was of the best. Tho’ to me you were indented, Though to me of faith you spoke, Your China faith, Celestial ! Like a China plate you broke. I’ll buy no more Celestials For they really make me ill; My serfs shall be hereafter Tho Coolies of the Hill. But if the Bobbies catch you Rely on this, Yow Fin. You shall vegetate at Darlinghurst Till your bones come thro’ your skin. An Indigo’s seen at the gates of Vaucluse, The “Baron” impatient runs down for the news ; But no tidings he brings of that child of sin, The runaway vassal nam’d Chow Yow Fin. Clean cut and run Is that son of a gun, They have sought far away, they have sought on the spot,” They have sought at the diggings, but found him not. Ne’er since that day has that vassal been seen : The Baron in spouting has vented his spleen ; The Celestial brains have been puzzled in vain Any clue to their missing companion to gain. ‘ For Chow Yow Fin Has never “agin” By those of Vaucluse been heard of as yet, Though Two Pounds reward on his pigtail was set. The “Baron” has never been cheerful since then, He scowls at the women, he blows up the men; He despises all China goods, whate’er they be, He scorns rattan chairs, and he never drinks tea ; Ne’er at Vaucluse is China in use. They drink out of pewter, they eat off of tin, And all through the baseness of false Chow Yow Fin. Source: AUSTRALASIAN SKETCHER 1875 87/599 |
ANTI CHINESE DITTY Qld Examiner 1895 The advent of the cow Will rid us of the Chow. |
ON CHINAMEN Pat Pong, John, Johnny etc, Chink, Ding Bat, Canary JohnÖ Mad as a Chinaman Meaner than a goldfields Chow Awkward as a Chinaman on a bicycle |
SISTER LILLY I love a sunburnt country A democratic country Where safe from fears attacks Earth’s children are equal Save yellows, browns and blacks. If this grave could only open Oh what changes you would see Father’s got another girl And always on the spree But perhaps it’s better, mother, That you are not with us now For the worst is yet to come Sister Lilly’s got a chow. Source: Supposed memorial notice |
JOHN CHINAMAN What brings you here John Chinaman Why come to NSW Why do you sail when breezes fan The north side of your sails Our native country scarce can hold The increase of the year So we, lured by love of gold Will try our fortune here. What brings you here John Chinaman An offering of your heart To us who feed and protect your clan And let you rich depart We bring you small pox from our land Please do not raise your ire We opium bring – a noble band And to your wealth aspire. |
CHOP, CHOP, CHOP Ching Chong Chinaman, welly welly bad Me afraid all the day Muchee Muchee sad Me me brokee broke Makee shutee shop Ching ching Chinaman Chop Chop Chop Source:From Robyn Ridley 1970 whose mother sang this ditty as a child in then rural Glenhuntly, Victoria. |
CHINAMAN’S TRACK “In the early grey dawn I made a fresh start and by the time the sun was above the ranges I had, by a good happening, struck a ‘chinaman’s track’. Did you ever see a ‘Chinaman’s track’? No? It’s a curious thing, simple yet sufficient. It’s done this way. Chinamen in travelling over new country, march in Indian file, one with a compass – always an experienced bush hand – leading the way. As hey go each man in his turn picks up a bit of stick and leans it against the next tree, stone or what not. on alternate sides of their line of march and thus the track is marked. Every Chinaman following the track afterwards is bound, if he sees a stick fallen down or knocked away, to replace it. It’s easy enough to follow but very difficult to find if you once lose it. Source:From Spangles in the sawdust by R P Whitwoth, 1880. |
THE AUSTRALIAN STAR. 1879 June 30 1877 Advice from the Palmer State (Qld) state that hundreds of Chinese are in the last stages of destitution and those hundreds more are pressing on to the goldfields. The Wardens ask for additional police protection, owing to the threatening attitude of the Chinese outside the camps. |
FROM ‘FORTY-FIVE YEARS EXPERIENCE IN NORTH QUEENSLAND’ 1861-1905 W R O Hill. Published Brisbane 1907. This interesting book also had a chapter on the great fight between Heenan & Sayers ñ I have collected two songs on this fight. (Refer AFU ñ Joe Watson and Cyril Duncan) The following song was composed and sung by the author at a charity concert in Cooktown about 1878. It is typical anti-Chinese. |
THE POOR CHINEE My namee Sin-sin, me come from China, Biggie-low ship, me come along here; Wind blow hard, it kicky-up bubble-y, Ship make-a China boy feel very queer, Me like-a bow-wow, very good chow chow, Me like-a little girl, she like me, Me come from Hong Kong, White man he come along, Takee little gal from-a Po’ Chinee I found this reference ditty on the Internet in 2007 where it is attributed to V. Feuerbacher, E. Noack. Oddly enough it was once recorded by the American country music legend George Jones. Even stranger, the song, in a diluted form has been collected in Australia. I suspect it is from circa 1870’s however I cannot find any information on the songwriters. The Australia version was collected by Ron Edwards in Cairns, 1963, from the singing of Jock Dingwall, who “learnt it as a young man”. The Australian version has an Australian reference which implies it could have been around in the 1870s Queensland gold rush era. |
MY NAME LEE SEE My name Lee See Come from China, Go long Sandy Cleek, Looka longa gold-oh. White man come up, kicka longa – ooooh! Chinaman sing out – “Waffor?” |
The following set of songs are based on an old song my father used to sing to me, and I have subsequently recorded. He knew it as ‘With His Old Grey Noggin A-shanking” however it appears in the British tradition with many variations and titles.
THE BALD -HEADED CHINAMAN (TUNE: WITH HIS OLD GREY NODDLE A-SHAKING) My mother she told me to open the door. The little bald headed Chinese-nese-nese. I opened the door. He fell on the floor. The little baldheaded Chinese nesenese. My mother she told me to get him a drink. The little bald headed Chinese-nese-nese. I gave him a drink. He peed in the sink. The little bald headed Chinese nesenese. My mother she told me to give him a dance. The little bald headed Chinese-nese-nese. I gave him a dance. He pulled down his pants. The little bald headed Chinese-nese-nese. Collected 2008 |
THE DIRTY OLD MAN FROM CHINA My Mother told me to open the door Gee I don’t wanna But I opened the door and in stepped the man, The dirty old man from China, My mother told me to take him to a dance Gee I don’t wanna But I took him to a dance and he peed in his pants The dirty old man from China My mother told me to take him to school Gee I don’t wanna But I took him to school and he acted like a fool The dirty old man from China My mother told me to take him to bed Gee I don’t wanna But I took him to bed, and I screwed off his head The dirty old man from China My mother told me to bury his head Gee I don’t wanna But I buried his head and that was the end Of the dirty old man from China. Collected 2008. |
THE POOR BALD HEADED CHINESE My mother she told me to open the door. The poor bald headed Chinese. I opened the door. He fell on the floor. The poor bald headed Chinese. My mother she told me to get him a drink. The poor bald headed Chinese. I gave him a drink. He fell in the sink. The poor bald headed Chinese. My mother she told me to give him a dance. The poor bald headed Chinese. I gave him a dance. He pulled down his pants. The poor bald headed Chinese. My mother she told me to put him to bed. The poor bald headed Chinese. I put him to bed. He fell on his head. The poor bald headed Chinese. My mother she told me to give him a ride. The poor bald headed Chinese. I gave him a ride. He fell off and died. The poor bald headed Chinese. My mother she told me to bury him deep. The poor bald headed Chinese. I buried him deep. He stuck out his feet. The poor bald headed Chinese. My mother she told me to cut off his feet. The poor bald headed Chinese. I cut off his feet. He laid there in peace. The poor bald headed Chinese. Collected 2008. My contributor added “Dad used to sing this to us when I was a little. It was the 1950’s. I never found out where he heard it. But he knew the lyrics backwards and forwards. He called the song “The Poor Bald Headed Chinese” |
CHINESE MIGRANTS IN AUSTRALIA AND WHITE AUSTRALIA
THE CHINESE QUESTION
That the Chinese have a right to live is not for a moment disputed by the most rabid anti-Chinese agitator. But that they have a right by their mode of living to prejudice the lives of others, and practically to take away the livelihood of many, is strenuously denied. No man—be he Chinaman or black man, European or Australian—has the right by any indirection to take the bread from the labouring population of the country he has chosen for his home. The underlying principles of Democracy demand the right of all to live, and to live not only on the necessities of life, but with the enjoyment of such comforts as Earth and Labour can procure.
These principles are violated in every country to which in our times the Chinese betake themselves. They have been so conservative from times immemorial that they represent the stagnant and imperfect development of a civilisation ante-dating the Christian era. The Chinaman of today is almost a facsimile of the Chinaman of 2000 years ago. And such are the customs and the laws of China—so binding and uniform are they in their influence that each member of the Celestial family seems a replica of all the rest. Originality and variety might almost as reasonably be expected in the motions of the earth as in the customs and ideas of China. The whole nation is under a cloud of precedents, ceremonies, and a rooted desire to be no better than their ancestors. The consequence is they are not in any sense imbued with the progressive spirit of the Nineteenth Century. As labourers they excel in their capacity to work for next to nothing. . . . On the of peculiar morals, and still more peculiar manners, have been declared gentlemen by Act of Parliament, and by the same fiction the naturalised Chinaman is declared the brother and equal of the educated and civilised colonist. In his former state the Mongol was probably something half-brute and half-human, a groveling wretch, soaked with opium, degraded by vice, ignorance, and superstition, a creature whose every touch would be pollution to the sons and daughters of a free and enlightened race. But he mumbles a formula before a magistrate and blows out a match, or decapitates a rooster, or breaks a dish, and straightway, with all his vileness, he is the legal equal of every Australian citizen, and no one can bar his entrance to the towns and cities of the colonies. He is still the same perjured miscreant who, in his old home, could be hired for 10 cents to testify on either side in a court of justice, and who for 15 cents would swear on both sides at once, but he has become a British citizen, and the “loyalty” or the maudlin folly of our legislators recognises him at once as a man and a brother.
The Bulletin 23 April 1887
WA PROVERB
Necessity is not only the mother of invention but the father of half-castes as well
STREET CRY
Hobart town crier 1846
If I had a piece of pork I’d stick it on a fork
And give it to a Jew boy
Jew boy, Jew.
SOURCE: Hobart Town Crier 1846
DALY RIVER OH
Now I saw a Nigger sitting up an old gum tree
The crows had picked his eyes out and he couldn’t see
Never oh never a word said he
For he was dead as dead could be
He was just about ripe
You could smell him for a mile
And his bum was sticking out
Like a horse with the piles
Then Draggle threw him a gibber
And hit him in the guts
The Nigger went woof
And we all went bush
Down on the Daly River O
Recorded Robyn Ridley 1970 (with apologies) different from S&K version
BLACKS
Ridley family
God made little niggers
He made them in the night
But he made them in a hurry
And forgot to paint them white
SOURCE: Ridley family
This item is typical of the racist songs popular with Music Hall artists around the turn of the nineteenth century. Many were blatantly anti-Jewish and used ‘long, hooked-nosed’ stereotyped and also placing the Jewish character as mean and financially conniving. All very ugly by today’s standards and rightfully so.
SAIL ON THE RIPPLING STREAM
(topical song.)
Written by LANCE LENTON and Sung by CHAS MAYLOR
(Airó” Birds and Blossoms.”)
SAIL ON THE RIPPLING STREAM
When the Jews appear with noses
That measure half a ream,
And seventy-five per cent stick on
Of interest get the cream;
When you’re broke—with not a ” stiver,”
To your foot you’ve not a boot,
And they’ll make no more advances,
From the ” Yids ” it’s time to scoot.
CHORUS.
There’s & droop then on their noses,
And their eyes they cease to beam;
But you go gently with the tide,
Sail on the rippling stream.
If you’ve a Government billet,
And draw a big, fat screw,
You make pretence to work a lot,
Yet very little do.
You run the country to expense,
And nothing you do pays,
And there comes a big deficit
From your working of railways.
CHORUS.
There’s a droop then on their noses,
And their eyes they cease to beam;
You’re called upon then to resign,
Sail on the rippling stream.
Bald-headed mashers go to shows,
To see the girls in tights;
They fill the front rows of the stalls
The old fools, they are sights.
They rush around then to the stage door,
With feelings far from calm,
To watch the darlings coming out
On some other fellow’s arm.
CHORUS,
There’s a droop then on their noses,
And their eyes they cease to beam;
Then to their homes they gently glide
SOURCE: Australian Melodist No. 20
Mitchell library 784.8/A
FOR “NIX,” N0T ME; FOR “NIX” I BAR
Parody: Finiculi-Finicula
Long time I come-a to dis country out-a from Italy!
Ice-cream cart I take-a, and sell about-a,
Dat-a -was me.
Den I—I make-a de plenty of de money
Selling de ice,
But too much walk-a about-a it wasn’t funny,
Oh, no, not nice.
Ice-cream! ice-cream! selling near and far,
For “nix,” not me—for “nix” I bar.
I chuck-a de ice-cream up, and sell-a de fruit den
Take-a de shop,
With pears, and apples, and orange-a, suit den,
And lollipop!
I burn-a de gas to ripe-a de banana,
Make-a dem sweet;
If you buy de two dozen dey cost you a tanner,
Nice-a to eat!
Lesti! Lesti! Vive Italia!
For”nix,” not me—for “nix” I bar.
SOURCE: Australian Melodist No. 21 Written by Lance Lenton
SOURCE: From ‘Forty-five Years Experience in Northern Queensland’. 1861-1905 W R O Hill. Published Brisbane 1907.
This interesting book also had a chapter on the great fight between Heenan & Sayers – I have collected two songs on this fight. (Refer AFU Joe Watson and Cyril Duncan)
SHOP HERE BEFORE THE DAY GOES
Recorded by W Fahey in 1978 from a senior citizens in Paddington
A Paddington deli owner, frustrated by his customers shopping at the new Italian corner store (circa 1960s) placed a large sign on his window declaring ‘Shop here before the Day Goes’. He made the front page on the daily newspapers.
CHINESE MIGRANTS IN AUSTRALIA AND WHITE AUSTRALIA
NOTE:
This section contains racist and offensive material.
As a folklore collector I have an obligation to record such material and, hopefully, it will provide opportunities for others to understand how such material is created and transmitted. Of course, most of the items come from Australia’s early days and that needs to be taken into account.
The New Chum Chinaman.
The industrious Chinese were not popular on the diggings, especially when they sifted through the mullock heaps and extracted specks of gold missed by the impatient European diggers. There was also the general distrust and alienation of people unfamiliar and different, and many the poor Chinese digger was attacked and had his pigtail sliced off as a trophy. The Irishman in this song reckoned that he would be better off turning his ‘eyebrows upside down and his skin inside out – and becoming a Chinaman’. The song refers to Queensland so belongs to the 1870s goldrush in that State. This version was collected by Ron Edwards from Mrs V. Leonard, Lappa Junction, Queensland, 1966 and published in Humping Old Bluey (1966). Another set of verse was published in The Queenslander (Hurd Collection), dated 1894, including the xenophobic verse:
There’s thousands of this monkey tribe have landed on our shores,
And the cry is still they come, there’s room for many more.
The backblocks they are crowded out – no room for Mike or Dan,
The only thing that’s left to do is turn into a Chinaman.
I collected some verses from Joe Watson in 1974 that ran:
Oh, what’s the use of talking? When they won’t let a white man live,
For any bit of work they’ve got, To the Chinee-man they’ll give.
So I’ll eat my rice with chopsticks, I’ll learn the lingo too,
With a toona mucka hilo, none so fan, And be a Chinese Irishman!
Ching Chong
Tune: Dan Tucker
Ching Chong chinaman
Washed his face in a frying pan
Combed his hair with the leg of a chair
Ching chong china man
Miss-ee Lee want-ee pee
Turn-ee up and let-ee see
Loong callot (carrot?)
Willa wallla willa walla
Bairnsdale high school yah yah yah
Who are we? You may guess
We are the boys of the BHS
Source:
Quoted Hal Porter, Bairnsdale 1920s. BHS = Bairnsdale High School.
Notes to this next puzzling song. I assume the ‘Baron of Vaucluse’ was Sir Henry Browne Hayes, who built the Vaucluse House. Here is a reference from The Freeman’s Journal (Sydney) 1854) that refers to the subject.
CHOW YOW FIN. A LEGEND OF VAUCLUSE.
[We feel it a duty to assure the “Baron of Vaucluse,” lest he should attribute the following lyric to the wild spleen of some ungovernable Chartist, that the manuscript is in a very pretty feminine handwriting, lt was anonymously dropped into our letter-box, but we are constrained by a feeling of homage for the unknown lady minstrel and our respect for the hero of her song, to break through our editorial rules and to give it insertion in our columns, without asking any questions.]
CHOW YOW FIN
The Lord of Vaucluse is gloomy and sad,
His collar’s awry, and he looks very bad ;
He paces his chamber with furious tread,
With a Panama hat on the top of his head.
Hurried and flurried,
Excited and worried.
He drinks not his coffee, he eats not his grub,
But looks like Diog’nes who liv’d in a tub.
Chow Yow Fin from Vaucluse is fled,
And alarm through the rest of the vassals has spread,
As they trembling think of the terrible fate
That, will fall to the lot of their runaway mate.
Rambling and scrambling.
Trotting and ambling,
If he’s gone to the diggings he’ll soon be brought back.
For the lndigoes Royal are out on his track.
The sound of the banjo is heard in the hall
How sweet on the ear do its dulcet notes fall,
Like the gushing of water through dingle or dell
Or a Black Serenader at Sparkes’s Hotel.
Twanging and banging,
Banging and twanging,
Mixed with its notes as they travel along,
The voice of ” The Baron” is heard in this song.
You have been, and gone, and left me
Tho’ I gave you rice.” Yow Fin,
With an iron pot to boil it
And a pannikin of tin:
The blue shirt of the digger
On your shoulders broad I placed,
And in trousers of white moleskin
Your graceful legs I cased.
My bison skin you slighted,
Which cost thirty bob a chest,
Also the ration sugar,
Though its sand was of the best.
Tho’ to me you were indented,
Though to me of faith you spoke,
Your China faith, Celestial !
Like a China plate you broke.
I’ll buy no more Celestials
For they really make me ill;
My serfs shall be hereafter
Tho Coolies of the Hill.
But if the Bobbies catch you
Rely on this, Yow Fin.
You shall vegetate at Darlinghurst
Till your bones come thro’ your skin.
An Indigo’s seen at the gates of Vaucluse,
The “Baron” impatient runs down for the news ;
But no tidings he brings of that child of sin,
The runaway vassal nam’d Chow Yow Fin.
Clean cut and run
Is that son of a gun,
They have sought far away, they have sought on the spot,”
They have sought at the diggings, but found him not.
Ne’er since that day has that vassal been seen :
The Baron in spouting has vented his spleen ;
The Celestial brains have been puzzled in vain
Any clue to their missing companion to gain.
‘ For Chow Yow Fin Has never “agin”
By those of Vaucluse been heard of as yet,
Though Two Pounds reward on his pigtail was set.
The “Baron” has never been cheerful since then,
He scowls at the women, he blows up the men;
He despises all China goods, whate’er they be,
He scorns rattan chairs, and he never drinks tea ;
Ne’er at Vaucluse is China in use.
They drink out of pewter, they eat off of tin,
And all through the baseness of false Chow Yow Fin.
SOURCE
The Empire (Sydney) 1852
Chinee Cook
Oh could I taste again of those delicious luscious things
I could pardon him of robbery of other people’s rings
I exaggerated principle, my duty I mistook
When I handed over to the law my peerless Chinese cook.
What would I give now for one of his superb ragouts,
His entremets, his entrees, his incomparable stews;
Oh, not a taste and piquancy my happy board forsook,
When I came the JP over my lamented Chinee cook.
Source:
AUSTRALASIAN SKETCHER 1875
87/599
AN ABORIGINAL TREAT
The Zoological Gardens on Wednesday afternoon wore an unusually animated appearance, when Mr. Quong Tart gave a tea to a number of aborigines from the camps in and around Sydney. About 40 sat on the grass under an impromptu tent, where, upon a long strip of oilcloth, good things were served. A substantial meal was eaten by each black, gin, and piccaninny, all of whom greatly relished it, if appearances were anything to judge by. When the meal was over, Charlie Murray, an aboriginal, evidently above the average class, made a pleasant speech, in which on behalf of his countrymen and women, he heartily thanked Mr. Tart for the very kind and liberal manner in which he had treated them. The latter suitably responded, and said that it was his intention to make the affair an annual one. Cheers were given for Mr. Tart and Mr. D. Matthews, the latter having taken a great interest in matters concerning the aboriginals. Cheers for the Queen were also lustily given. The company then dispersed over the grounds.
Source 2008 Mitchell Library. The “News”, 27 November 1890. (Quong Tart’s newscuttings and papers)
ANTI CHINESE DITTY
The advent of the cow
Will rid us of the Chow.
SOURCE
Qld Examiner 1895
ON CHINAMEN
Nicknames: Pat Pong, John, Johnny etc, Chink, Ding Bat, Canary John
Sayings: Mad as a Chinaman
Meaner than a goldfields Chow
Awkward as a Chinaman on a bicycle
SISTER LILLY
I love a sunburnt country
A democratic country
Where safe from fears attacks
Earth’s children are equal
Save yellows, browns and blacks.
If this grave could only open
Oh what changes you would see
Father’s got another girl
And always on the spree
But perhaps it’s better, mother,
That you are not with us now
For the worst is yet to come
Sister Lilly’s got a chow.
Source:
Supposed memorial notice
John Chinaman
What brings you here John Chinaman
Why come to NSW
Why do you sail when breezes fan
The north side of your sails
Our native country scarce can hold
The increase of the year
So we, lured by love of gold
Will try our fortune here.
What brings you here John Chinaman
An offering of your heart
To us who feed and protect your clan
And let you rich depart
We bring you small pox from our land
Please do not raise your ire
We opium bring – a noble band
And to your wealth aspire.
SOURCE
1870s Songster
CHOP, CHOP, CHOP
Ching Chong Chinaman,
welly welly bad
Me afraid all the day
Muchee Muchee sad
Me me brokee broke
Makee shutee shop
Ching ching Chinaman
Chop Chop Chop
Source: From Robyn Ridley 1970 whose mother sang this ditty as a child in (then) rural Glenhuntly, Victoria.
CHINAMAN’S TRACK
“In the early grey dawn I made a fresh start and by the time the sun was above the ranges I had, by a good happening, struck a ‘chinaman’s track’. Did you ever see a ‘Chinaman’s track’? No? It’s a curious thing, simple yet sufficient. It’s done this way. Chinamen in travelling over new country, march in Indian file, one with a compass – always an experienced bush hand – leading the way. As hey go each man in his turn picks up a bit of stick and leans it against the next tree, stone or what not. on alternate sides of their line of march and thus the track is marked. Every Chinaman following the track afterwards is bound, if he sees a stick fallen down or knocked away, to replace it. It’s easy enough to follow but very difficult to find if you once lose it.
Source:
From Spangles in the Sawdust by R P Whitworth, 1880.
The following song was (supposedly) “composed and sung by the author at a charity concert in Cooktown about 1878”. It is typically anti-Chinese.
THE PALMER LOCAL Tune: The Abyssinian Girl |
THE POOR CHINEE
My namee Sin-sin, me come from China,
Biggie-low ship, me come along here;
Wind blow hard, it kicky-up bubble-y,
Ship make-a China boy feel very queer,
Me like-a bow-wow, very good chow chow,
Me like-a little girl, she like me,
Me come from Hong Kong,
White man he come along,
Takee little gal from-a Po’ Chinee
SOURCE:
From Forty Years Experience in North Queensland 1861-1905
W R O Hill.
Published Brisbane 1907. This interesting book also had a chapter on the great fight between Heenan & Sayers. I have collected two songs on this fight. (Refer AFU Joe Watson and Cyril Duncan)
I found this following ditty on the Internet in 2007 where it is attributed to V. Feuerbacher, E. Noack. Oddly enough, it was once recorded by the American country music legend George Jones. Even stranger, the song, in a diluted form has been collected in Australia. I suspect it is from circa 1870’s however, I cannot find any information on the songwriters.
The Australia version was collected by Ron Edwards in Cairns, 1963, from the singing of Jock Dingwall, who “learnt it as a young man”. The Australian version has an Australian reference which implies it could have been around in the 1870s Queensland gold rush era.
MY NAME LEE SEE
My name Lee See
Come from China,
Go long Sandy Cleek,
Looka longa gold-oh.
White man come up,
kicka longa – ooooh!
Chinaman sing out –
“Waffor?”
The following set of songs is based on an old song my father used to sing to me, and I have subsequently recorded. He knew it as ‘With His Old Grey Noggin A-shanking” however, it appears in the British tradition with many variations and titles.
THE BALD -HEADED CHINAMAN
(TUNE: WITH HIS OLD GREY NODDLE A-SHAKING)
My mother she told me to open the door.
The little bald headed Chinese-nese-nese.
I opened the door.
He fell on the floor.
The little baldheaded Chinese nese nese.
My mother she told me to get him a drink.
The little bald headed Chinese-nese-nese.
I gave him a drink.
He peed in the sink.
The little bald headed Chinese nese nese.
My mother she told me to give him a dance.
The little bald headed Chinese-nese-nese.
I gave him a dance.
He pulled down his pants.
The little bald headed Chinese-nese-nese.
Collected 2008
THE DIRTY OLD MAN FROM CHINA
My Mother told me to open the door
Gee I don’t wanna
But I opened the door and in stepped the man,
The dirty old man from China,
My mother told me to take him to a dance
Gee I don’t wanna
But I took him to a dance and he peed in his pants
The dirty old man from China
My mother told me to take him to school
Gee I don’t wanna
But I took him to school and he acted like a fool
The dirty old man from China
My mother told me to take him to bed
Gee I don’t wanna
But I took him to bed, and I screwed off his head
The dirty old man from China
My mother told me to bury his head
Gee I don’t wanna
But I buried his head and that was the end
Of the dirty old man from China.
Collected 2008.
THE POOR BALD HEADED CHINESE
My mother she told me to open the door.
The poor bald headed Chinese.
I opened the door.
He fell on the floor.
The poor bald headed Chinese.
My mother she told me to get him a drink.
The poor bald headed Chinese.
I gave him a drink.
He fell in the sink.
The poor bald headed Chinese.
My mother she told me to give him a dance.
The poor bald headed Chinese.
I gave him a dance.
He pulled down his pants.
The poor bald headed Chinese.
My mother she told me to put him to bed.
The poor bald headed Chinese.
I put him to bed.
He fell on his head.
The poor bald headed Chinese.
My mother she told me to give him a ride.
The poor bald headed Chinese.
I gave him a ride.
He fell off and died.
The poor bald-headed Chinese.
My mother she told me to bury him deep.
The poor bald-headed Chinese.
I buried him deep.
He stuck out his feet.
The poor bald-headed Chinese.
My mother she told me to cut off his feet.
The poor bald-headed Chinese.
I cut off his feet.
He lay there in peace.
The poor bald-headed Chinese.
Collected 2008. My contributor added “Dad used to sing this to us when I was a little. It was the 1950’s. I never found out where he heard it. But he knew the lyrics backwards and forwards. He called the song “The Poor Bald-Headed Chinese”
FEMALE EMIGRANTS
CAROLINE CHISHOLM
Emigration and Transportation, 1848
If Her Majesty’s Government be really desirous of seeing a well conducted community spring up in these Colonies, the social wants of the people must be considered- If the paternal Government wishes to entitle itself to that honoured appellation, ii must look to the materials it may send as a nucleus tor the formation of a good and great people. For all the clergy you can despatch, ail the schoolmasters you can appoint, all the churches you can build, and all the books you can export, will never do much good without what a gentleman in [Australia] very appropriately called ‘God’s police’ógood and virtuous women.
CAROLINE CHISHOLM
The Emigrant’s Guide to Australia, 1854
Tents. – All letters from the colony speak of these being an indispensable article of an emigrant’s outfit. Boxes must be made small, that a man may be able to carry them; but a barrel is a better packing-case, as then a man may roll it.
Testimonials.– It is found of great service, as to the position of emigrants in the colony. To take out with them not only their registrations of birth and marriage-certificates, but testimonials of character from their spiritual pastors, magistrates, corporation-officers, physicians, gentry, or known respectable persons in business.
Extras .- Those who have money to spare may take with them a few pounds of patent flour, a pound of arrowroot, some rice, tea, and sugar, and a jar of pickles Those who have children should take preserved broths and milk.
WILLIAM COBBETT
The Emigrant’s Guide 1829
A man ought to consider, that women, and especially women with families, have been long bound to their homes; to their neighbour hood; to their small circles; most frequently much in the company of their mothers, sisters, and other relations; and that, to tear themselves from all these, and to be placed amongst strangers, and that, too, with the probability, and almost the certainty, of never seeing their circle of relations and friends again; and to begin their departure on the wide ocean, the dangers of which are proverbial, and perfectly terrific to female minds, for a woman to do all this, without the greatest reluctance, is too much for any reasonable and just man to expect; yet, if the necessity arise, it is still his duty towards his children, and even towards the wife herself, to perse- were in the effecting of his object . – –
MRS GEORGE DARBY GRIFFITH
A Journey Across the Desert, 1845
The heat of the cabins is not to be described; ours is suffocating. We have two stern windows, but they are of little use, as, the wind being constantly ahead of us, we can get no (fresh air], and where there ought to he a side-porthole is a large looking glass, which only reflects one’s dirt and discomfort. But I could endure all this, were it not for the swarm of cockroaches that infest us; they almost drive me out of my senses. The other day sixty were killed in our own cabin, and we might have killed as many more; they are very large, about two inches and a half long, and run about your pillows and sheets in a most disgusting manner. In order to guard myself against them, I am obliged to sleep with a great muslin veil over my face, which adds not a little to the heat and suffocation. Rats are very numerous. One night Mr Welby Jackson, one of the passengers, was asleep on the cuddy table, and was woken up by a huge monster running down one of the punkah ropes into his shirt, and it was a long lime before he could dispossess himself of his unwelcome visitor. The captain keep’s a very good table, and has an excellent cook.
VERE FOSTER
Work and Wages; or, the Penny Emigrant’s Guide 1855
Choose a ship that is well ventilatedóthat is to say, go in a ship That has one sleeping deck for passengers rather than two; be Careful that you cannot only walk upright on this deck, but that it is at least seven feet from the deck above – – . with a proper current of air below. See that the ship has high bulwarks (wooden walls), at least six feel high, so as to prevent passengers from being drenched every time they come on deck, if you have a family choose a ship, if possible, which has separate water closets for males and females , and take with you some chloride of lime got from a chemist, and throw a little into the closet now and then, to stop bad smells.
The weak among my readers – and I would add the very poor but they cannot afford to choose – should be careful, if possible, to select a ship in which they are not required to cook for themselves. To the richer passengers who can bribe the cooks with half a crown now and then, to pretty women who can coax them with their smiles, or to strong men who can elbow their way with their broad shoulders, such advice is not necessary, as they can have access to the crowded cookhouse any time, and any number of times daily; but the others often have to wait tor hours in the wet, or even all day, to cook a single meal..,
AN AUSTRALIAN JOURNALIST
The Emigrant in Australia, 1853
For the wife (bound for ‘the diggings”): Three cotton dresses, one pair Stays, four petticoats, sixteen chemises, two flannel petticoats, twelve pairs cotton stockings, four pair-, black worsted ditto, six night dresses and caps. six pocket handkerchiefs, four handkerchiefs for the neck, six caps, two bonnets, cloak and shawl, one pair boors, two pair shoes, and eight towels . . . The family will also require a mattress and bolster, one pair blankets, one coverlet, six pairs cotton sheets, two or three tablecloths, six pounds yellow soap, three pounds of marine soap, metal wash-hand basin, knives and forks, one quart tin hook pot, one coffee pot, comb and brush, besides a supply of string, sewing materials, tape, buttons, &c .. .
It will always be desirable that the wife makes as many of her clothes as possible on board ship, as the occupation serves to pass many an otherwise idle, heavy hour.
Bulky furniture would be a costly incumbrance to anyone proceeding beyond the immediate neighbourhood of the shore. A portable iron bedstead, however, is worth taking. (And a tent.)
ISABELLA HERCUS
Journal From Gravesend to Sydney, 1853
I must now give you some description of our hut. In the first place it has two rooms that occupy the space of your washhouse. Of these rooms have a window, only think three panes across and two high. The bedroom you must understand has been in the wars for three squares out of the six have got board in them instead of glass which is not quite so transparent. The sitting room has two boarded up which of course outside in particular gives the place a very respectable appearance – Wood being rather a scarce article here they cannot afford to board the rooms. Our bedroom has one of Nature’s own making the mother earth.
Now I hope you will not laugh for as Thomas used to say, you might be took to yourself, but of all the bedsteads you ever saw I warrant you will never come across one to match ours. It is one of our own contriving and erecting and a four post too. Thomas went out and dug up four old clumsy stakes belonging to a fence. He brought them home; he then dug four great holes in the bedroom. We put a post in each and then rammed the dirt in round them. The next thing to be thought of was the side and foot pieces. We went and fetched some more of the poor old fence and nailed them to the posts but we had to hunt for all our nails before we could do that even. We then nailed a rough piece of board across for the head-board.
The next consideration was how to contrive a bottom. So after a good deal of scheming Thomas at last hit upon a plan, He nailed three bars of wood across and then fetched a large sheet of bark and laid [it] upon them which answers admirably and we sleep as sound upon a mattress on a sheet of bark as thousands do upon beds of down. In our sitting room we have a few odd pieces of board laid down of all sizes und shapes. Our fire we have upon a hearth. The walls of our hut are slabs of wood just as they have been split down in the rough, not even a splinter planed off them.
We can see daylight through every one. They have had mud plastered in between them but a great deal of it has dropped out so you see our rooms are very airy. The roof and chimney are made of bark pub together in a sort of form – a patch here and a patch there as if the wind had blown them together. Our door, for we have only one, opens with a bobbin. We have no water closet – that is a luxury they think folks can do without. Our water we have to fetch half a mile from the river.
ISABELLA HERCUS
Journal from Gravesend to Sydney 1853
A gentleman returned (to the ship) this evening bringing us information worth receiving. He had met a person in the city who enquired of him if we had a miller on board among our passengers, as he knew a party very much in want of one as they were scarce folks in Sydney. He told him he believed there was one and only one on board- He said he should feel very much obliged if he would send him. His employer would give him one hundred and five pounds a year, with rations sufficient for himself and wife and likewise a house to live in. The news seemed really too good to be true. I could hardly bring my mind to believe it. Fortune, actually swimming out of Sydney to meet us. I could not sleep a wink all night for thinking. It appeared like a dream, I was unable to interpret much less believe. Thursday October 27th a lovely day. Thomas started first thing this morning in quest of his new situation. I spent a very anxious day as to the upshot of this unlooked for affair.
A gentleman returned about tea time with a message from Thomas to say that he could not return until the following morning as he had go to Parramatta, sixteen miles out of Sydney to be engaged and would not be able to get any conveyance back that evening.
Friday, October z8th a most exquisite day, my anxiety seems increased twofold. This morning Thomas returned about six in morning bringing intelligence that he was engaged at the rate of one hundred and four pounds a year with board, lodging and firing found us. The place intended for our future home is two hundred miles from Sydney named Yass. a station half way to the Ovens diggings. We are to leave Sydney tomorrow by the Mai! Coach which starts at five in the morning, the fare is seven guineas each without luggage. We leave that behind to be sent by the bullock drays after us, which takes a month and sometimes three to reach their destination. Mr Hardy, for that is our employer’s name, has agreed to pay our expenses by the mail, the luggage we have to pay for ourselves. I feel very timid at the thoughts of going up the country such a distance particularly there having been a most brutal murder just committed there which you have doubtless heard of in the papers. The man now lies in Goulburn Jail awaiting his trial. However, there was no alternative so (I) made up my mind to it in the best way I could.
ELLEN CLACY
A Lady’s Visit to the Gold Diggings, 1853
Night at the diggings is the characteristic time’ murder here -murder thereórevolvers crackingóblunderbusses bombing- rifles going offóbails whistling – one’ man groaning with a broken legóanother shouting because he couldn’t find the way to his hole and a third equally vociferous because he has tumbled into one – this man swearingóanother praying ñ a party of bacchanals chanting various ditties to different time and tune, or rather minus both. Here is one man grumbling because he has brought his wife with him, another ditto because he has left his behind, or sold her for an ounce of gold or a bottle of rum. Donny-brook Fair is not to be compared to an evening at Bendigo – -.
In some tents the soft influence of our sex is pleasingly apparent: the tins are as bright as silver, there are sheets as well as blankets on the beds, and perhaps a clean counterpane, with the addition of a dry sack or piece of carpet on the ground; whilst the pet cockatoo, chained to a perch, makes noise enough to keep the ‘missus’ from feeling lonely when the good man is at work- Sometimes a wife is at first rather a nuisance; women gel scared and frightened, then cross, and commence a ‘blow up’ with their husbands; but all their railing generally ends in their quietly settling down to this rough and primitive style of living, if not without a murmur, at least to all appearance with the determination to laugh and bear it. And although rough in their manners, and not over select in their address, the digger seldom wilfully injures a woman.
The stores at the diggings are large tents generally square or oblong and everything required by a digger can be obtained for money, from sugar-candy to potted anchovies, from East India pickles to Bass’s pale ale; from ankle jack boots to a pair of stays; from a baby’s cap to a cradle; and even apparatus for mining, from a pick to a needle. But the confusion ñ the din – the medleyówhat a scene for a shop walker! Here lies a pair of herrings dripping into a bag of sugar, or a box of raisins; there a gay-looking bundle of ribbons beneath two tumblers, and a half- finished bottle of ale. Cheese and butter, bread and yellow soap, pork and currants, saddles and frocks, wide-awakes and blue serge shirts, green veils and shovels, bath linen and tallow candles, are all heaped indiscriminately together, added to which, there are children bawling, men swearing, store-keeper sulky, and last, not least, women’s tongues going nineteen to the dozen.
ELLEN CLACY
A Lady’s Visit to the Gold Diggings. 1853
To those of my own sex who desire to emigrate to Australia, I say do so by all means, if you can go under suitable protection, possess good health, are not fastidious or ‘fine ladylike’, can milk cows, churn butter, cook a good damper, and mix a pudding. The worst risk you run is that of getting married, and finding yourself treated with twenty times the respect and consideration you may meet with in England. Here (as far as number goes) women beat the ‘lords of creation,’ in Australia it is the reverse, and there we may be pretty sure of having our own way.
SIDNEY’S EMIGRANT’S JOURNAL , 1848
There is an unlimited demand for wives of all ranks, from the shepherd to the gentleman squatter, with his 1,000 head of cattle, and 20,000 sheep. The Colonists, as a body, whether emigrants or native born, make good husbands, kind, indulgent, and generous. They are all rather rough in their language to each other, but no one ever heard of a Bushman beating his wife. In the towns there is as much gaiety as in England. Rather more.
The Bush huts have not generally been very comfortable: but there is no reason why they should not be as well built and furnished as in English farm houses. Young widows and orphans of small means will find themselves in reality much safer in an Australian town than in any of the great towns of Europe, better protected, and with better prospects. Of course some caution is necessary before accepting the first offers made, but there is very little difficulty in finding out an Australian settler’s character. There are obvious advantages in two or more ladies joining to make a party for the sea-voyage, besides reasons of economy. There can be no more impropriety in going to Australia than to India for the same purpose.
Adelaide is at present the best port for young ladies, as there is a committee of ladies there who receive and protect female emigrants.
For Governesses, there is a moderate demand. We should only recommend those to think of emigration who are not comfortable here. Every lady thinking of emigrating should know how to bake, boil, roast, wash, and iron, and then although she may not have to do these things, she will feel independent.
For Domestic and Farm-servants the demand is unlimited, and will so continue for many years, as a good sober cook, housemaid or nurse, is worth any wages, and may always have a house of her own within twelve months. A clever maid-servant is sure to better her position by emigrating to Australia, and will frequently save part of the passage-money by attending on one of the lady passengers.
Never stand out for high wages at first. Get a house over your head, and then change if you can for the better.
Country girls, Irish and others, not able to become domestic servants, would make excellent shepherdesses. All dry flocks, that is, not breeding ewes, will be- under the charge of women, when- ever an equality of sexes has been produced by copious female emigration.
Jack Pobar sings ‘The Old Bullock Dray’. Jack loved Australian stories, verse and song and had learnt this pioneering song in the 1930s, probably from a copy of A. B. Paterson’s ‘Old Bush Songs’, which has a similar text (and presumably the earliest). Recorded by Warren Fahey, Toowoomba, 1973.
Here is a first verse version of the same song recorded by John Meredith in the 1950s from Collie Burke. As with many folk songs the locality has been changed to suit the needs of the singer.
Published in Maitland Mercury and Hunter River:
THE FREE SELECTOR March, brothers, march, the morn is cool, and no obstruction near, Tutored in hardships bracing school, we’ll soon a passage clear, The mountain rough and ravine steep, the parched extensive plain, The ductile scrub and river deep, are powerless to detain. Chorus Free selectors we shall be, when our journey’s end we see, Working wealthy ground with glee – free selectors we shall be. Those agitators still discuss, our getting on the lands. But what’s the use of farms to us, that would but chain our hands? Still we accept them eagerly and have the witness know If government will guarantee, there’s plenty gold below. Free selectors we will be, if yellow soil they’ll guarantee, Holding lengthy claims rent free, free selectors we will be. Let each apply his trade, and thrive, the mining task is ours. To work in subterranean drive, till death our strength overpowers We’ll bid goodbye to mining then, and agriculturalists be For every fellow will obtain, a farm six foot by three Free selectors we will be, deserting mineralology, Retired to farms six foot by three, Free selectors we shall be. source: Published in Maitland Mercury and Hunter River |
R.H.S. 1933:
The first printer in Australia was a convict by the name of Hughes however since he only printed handbills the first official printer was George Howe Ed of the Sydney Gazette, which appeared 1803
Macquarie Barracks
During the early rein of Macquarie there were no barracks for the convicts and most slept in private dwellings and public buildings ñ the evenings became an opportunity for plunder and disorder. The Macquarie street barracks were erected in 1819 and described by lord Bathurst and Commissioner Bigge as ‘too comfortable, forming a sort of luxury clubhouse’. On June 4, 1819, 589 convicts dined there for the first time, and enjoyed a ‘most excellent dinner, plum pudding and an allowance of punch being allowed them’.
Land, Land Land
(Tune: Land, Land, Land)
or…
SONG OF THE MAIDENS Oh let us get married, says Mary to Ann, Oh let us get married as quick as we can; If a gentleman comes, and he offers his hand, We will give him our hearts for the sake of the land. Land, land, land, land If a gentleman comes, and he offers his hand, We ill give him our hearts for the sake of the land. ANN (in a whisper) They say that the governor’s going away – They say so indeed; but old D-ddy M—y Has plenty of daughters – has 6 of them – and They’ll all have a dower of excellent land. MARY (in an under voice) Till they are all married, (I think I may say, Before that does happen, ’twill be a long day;) He’ll remember the order, will think of it; and Will get all his daughters two sections of land. ANN (fearfully and feelingly) But oh! Should it happen old D—ddy M—y Should go with our Governor, when he goes away, ‘Tis all up with us then; alas! Mary –and ‘Tis folly to think we should get any land MARY (satisfactorily) I care not a pin what the governor does, For we have no cause for making a fuss, For when we are married, we’ve sheep, cattle, and Twelve hundred and eighty acres of land ANN (satirically Let’s sing of his wisdom- let’s roar out his praise Let’s pray for Paternoster to lengthen his days – Let’s haul up his fatherly kindness, and – We may then have two sections of capital loaned MARY (Conclusively) Then let us get married as quick as we can, Let’s set up our caps at each gentleman, When he [pops us the question, be quite bashful, and We’ll say no, but mean yes – for the sake of the land. source: A new song to an old tune Tune: In The Strand |
Warren Fahey & The Larrikins sing ‘Sixteen Miles From Home’. Warren Fahey: Vocals. Marcus Holden: Cittern, Dobro. Garry Steel: Accordion. Clare O’Meara: Fiddle.
Sixteen Thousand Miles From Home.
There was a general colonial belief that the distance from London to Sydney was 16,000 miles. However, if the songs are to believed the distance from heart and home was much further. This particular gold digger’s story describes the typically inappropriately dressed new chum (some of them arrived outback complete with top hat and tails), and his complaints of working under the blazing southern sun, chipping rocks to the dissatisfaction of the overseer. Our new chum reckons he’d be better off joining the army and risk getting blown to pieces than keep digging on the goldfields. I have been singing this ‘hooral dooral, tiddy-falooral’ song for nearly forty years and it still makes me smile. I recorded it for my first release on the Larrikin label, Man of the Earth, in 1973. The song was collected by John Meredith, in 1959, from Jack Wright, Coogee, and published in Singabout (1956-67), the magazine of the Bush Music Club, Sydney. He also collected a second version from Edwin Goodwin a year later. Both recordings appear below.
Edwin Goodwin/Meredith. National Library ORAL TRC4/7B
Jack Wright/Meredith. National Library ORAL TRC 4/29B
The Australian Emigrant’s Song
BY ‘OLD BOOMERANG’ (J Houlding)
Q784.3/4A1
Published London 1867 Words and music
Typical art song and sheet notes that the song was published in Colonial Capers
First line: When the merry little spring birds
Make the woods and vales resound.
Hand-Written Diary of Augustus Cutlack
‘Four Years In Queensland & New South Wales’ 1875
After all that could be seen at night I made my way back to my fire in the old kitchen and taking my flageolet out of my pack I begun to make the old house ring with such tunes as ‘Auld Robin Gray’ Down to the Rat catcher’s Daughter, not forgetting Home Sweet Home. When I had finished I laid down on my blankets in front of the fire and began to think of the old folks at home, not forgetting the youngest of the young ones, after wondering if they thought of me, and feeling sleepy, prepared myself for bed and finally dropped off and dreamt of home.
EMIGRANTS PENNY MAGAZINE
1850 Vol1. Printed in Charring Cross. The monthly magazine appears to be a Christian Guide to Emigration and includes religious-influenced stories, puzzles and poor songs.
“The most desired emigrants are young married couples, without children, or with only one or two; and elder parents with grown families, the youngest child not under 12 or 14.
The following list contains the smallest quantity of clothing to be taken:
Men | Women |
6 shirts | 6 Shifts |
6 pairs of stockings | 2 flannel petticoats |
2 pairs of shoes | 6 pairs stockings |
2 complete suits of exterior clothing | 2 pair of shoes |
– | 2 gowns |
The magazine contains various games and discusses the importance of puzzles and word games in passing the endless days of sail.
GAME OF LETTERS A word of eight letters, my emigrant friends, Is one on which much of comfort depends, It always is useful, but more so you’ll find, Should your barque on the ocean be wanting of wind. This word, though not long, will give ample assistance, To bring upwards of forty short words to existence, Perhaps when your vessel’s becalmed on the sea, ‘Twill amuse you to try and find what I can be. In me you will find the first man that was born, And ice that abounds in regions forlorn; The back of the neck, the shepherd god Pan. And also the letters for cat and tin pan. John Bull must excuse my inelegant verse, If I by my efforts some sad thoughts dispense, Since, he promised, he wouldn’t his own help refuse If some ‘busy brains’ would attempt to amuse. Answer: patience source: EMIGRANTS PENNY MAGAZINE 1850 Vol1. Printed in Charring Cross. |
GATHERINGS FROM THE GUMTREES
Michael Kilgour Beveridge
1863 Melbourne
Songster size
FLIES Oh the flies! Oh the flies! How they tease and tantalize, And with what determination They keep poking in our eyes; From the earliest dawn of day, Till the evening’s sober grey, The maddening little creatures Feast and fasten on our features, Keep on tickling and tormenting, In a manner most dementing, Spite of growl and spite of groan, Spite of flesh, and blood, and bone, Spite of cages made to catch them, Spite of smoke from ‘cutty’ blown. What boasts Australia’s golden sands? Her lauded sunny skies, When we’re fretted into fiddle strings With swarms of plaguing flies. source: GATHERINGS FROM THE GUMTREES Michael Kilgour Beveridge 1863 Melbourne |
THE EMIGRANT’S SONG We are going far away – far away from England’s shore, And the friends we see around us now, we never may see more; But our hearts will be in England, wherever we may roam And the land we leave behind us now, we still will call our home. Perchance beyond the ocean, when we’ve safely passed the storm, At the hands of good kind people, we might find a welcome warm, For ’tis British blood that flows there, and ’tis British skill which sways, Which will remind us of the good old land, in a hundred modern ways. When we rise over swelling waters, it’s on England’s wave we ride We’ve a British keel beneath us, and Britain’s on our side And when our course is run, and we’re just half way round the world, ‘Tis the flag of good old England which we shall see unfurled. We are going far away – far away from England’s shore, When the land is far behind us, we shall love it more and more, Full of life, but more of sorrow, we hasten on our track, But we see the golden days in store, the day when we come back. source: GATHERINGS FROM THE GUMTREES Michael Kilgour Beveridge 1863 Melbourne Tune: Jeannot & Jeannette |
Warren Fahey: Vocals, Jaw Harp sings ‘Stir The Wallaby Stew’ with Marcus Holden: Tenor Guitar, Dobro. Garry Steel: Accordion, Bass.
Stir The Wallaby Stew.
In 2005 ABC Books published my book, Tucker Track: the curious history of Australian food, including a recipe for the Barcoo Sandwich which, according to Bill Harney, was ‘anything edible including a galah between two sheets of bark!’ The early settlers certainly ate their fair share of native fauna, especially kangaroo and wallaby, but galahs were reputedly tough as old boots. The standard recipe ran: place three galahs in a billy with a large rock. When the rock is soft the birds are ready to eat. Harney used to say the general bush philosophy was, “If it moves, shoot it – it might be good tucker’”.
This song was sent to Dr Percy Jones in the early 1950s, from Joan Bowran, Tallangatta, with a note, “Sung sixty years ago by a Mr Hulbert.”
PICTURE OF SYDNEY & STRANGERS GUIDE
James Maclehos
RHS reprint of the original 1839
Continues about the importance of emigration.
(The attraction of emigration to New South Wales) ‘Was especially surprising when, the original elements of our society comprised all the vices and miseries of depraved society. Selected by the British Government as the great repository of national crime ñ as the immense sink into which the nation might discharge its ‘superfluity of naughtiness’ ñ this territory was for many years occupied exclusively by felons and their overseers, and could be regarded in no other light than that of a territorial gaol.
NB the system of making free land grants to emigrants remained in operation until the middle of the year 1931.
HINTS TO EMIGRANTS Check out the vessel – ‘make sure that water closets and other conveniences are provided’. Obtain a proper paper signed by the captain or ship’s agent stating that ‘a quantity of fresh water to be allowed every passenger per diem of the passage’. Ditto provisions ‘Check departure day and time’ as ship’s depended on wind sail to leave safe harbours. On arrival (in Sydney), if necessary, passengers to be allowed to sleep on board for a further five or six days until suitable accommodation found. ‘Steerage passengers to insist on a light to be burning below deck all night and no smoking between decks.’ The risk of fire on board passenger vessels was always a major concern however the steerage decks would have been pitch black and midnight rambles would have been dangerous in regard to accidents, theft and assault. Take your own clean bedding properly named or numbered to avoid confusion or theft. Passengers will also find it advantageous to provide themselves with at least one bottle of caster oil, a few pounds of Epson Salts, a pound or two of cream of tartar, and other such medicines as their funds may enable them to purchase even although they may have stipulated that a surgeon is to accompany them’ Because the voyage was extremely long ‘take some amusement. Writing is an amusement frequently employed, while, in well-regulated ships, dancing and singing are encouraged, under proper regulations, as a means of passing away the time. All emigrants ought to be particularly on their guard against the following things, viz: – drinking or gambling on the passage out, or after they land. All emigrants ought to be careful in forming hasty acquaintances in the colony or with their shipmates on the voyage hither. emigrants, when landed, all disposable cash should be placed, if above fifty pounds, in one of the Public Banks, or if under fifty pounds, in a Savings Bank. NOTE: Further advice is given to those headed for an agricultural or mechanical employment recommending they bring tools of trade and ‘any newly invented things’. Advice, surprisingly, was also given for Convicts. One assumes this information to be passed on to the Convicts by their families. source: PICTURE OF SYDNEY & STRANGERS GUIDE James Maclehos RHS reprint of the original 1839 |
Like their British, Scottish and Irish counterparts the convicted class composed and circulated songs. Some were old ballads that had been in their family or community repertoire for some time and others were newly composed songs that had been circulated by broadside and chapbook sellers. The convicts sang to amuse themselves and fellow inmates because this was an accepted part of the entertainment patterns of the day. The soldiers and administrators who governed them also had their music, notably patriotic songs and parlour music, but some would certainly have also sung the old songs from their child hood.
The ‘bush of Australia’ mentioned in the verses of the following is not to be found on the map! This is an old song that could best be described as erotic rather than bawdy song. Interestingly it is one of the earliest to discuss sexual relations between the Europeans and indigenous people. It is also an age-old theme in folk song where the innocent woman is left with a baby but no father.
Here is Jim Cargill singing the song.
MAIDS OF AUSTRALIA
One day as I strolled by the Hawkesbury banks
Where the maids of Australia, they play their wild pranks
Near a palm-shaded tree, I laid myself down,
To admire the young damsels who gathered around
On the banks of that stream in Australia
Round the banks of that stream in Australia
Where the maids are all handsome and gay
Soon a charming young damsel before me appeared
She came for to bathe in the streams close by here
With kissing and caressing, she soon said to me
Can’t you see it’s the dress that kind nature gave me
On the morn I was born in Australia
On the morn I was born in Australia
Where the maids are all handsome and gay
Soon exhausted by swimming she swam to the brink
Come and save me, kind sir, I’m afraid that I’ll sink
Like lightning I sprang and got hold of her hand
I tried for to rise but fell back on the sand
And I entered the bush of Australia
And I entered the bush of Australia
Where the maids are all handsome and gay
Soon the eighth month was over and the ninth month had come
And the charming young creature brought forth a fine son
She looked for his dad, but nowhere could be found
It’s then she remembered that fall on the ground
On the banks of that stream in Australia
On the banks of that stream in Australia
Where the maidens are all handsome and gay.
Anonymous. From the singing of Jim Cargill, Randwick, NSW, collected by Warren Fahey 1973. Mr Cargill was in his late eighties when he recorded this song that he had learnt off his father who had sailed here in the nineteenth century. See Australian Folklore Unit file for more information and songs from Jim Cargill.
Warren Fahey sings ‘The Old Bark Hut’ Warren Fahey: Vocals, Jaw Harp. Marcus Holden: Dobro, Stroviol, Mandolin, Cittern. Garry Steel: Accordion, Piano, Bass, Drum.
The Old Bark Hut.
“Necessity is the mother of invention” and, by all accounts, necessity led to all types of makeshift dwellings for the average bushman. Newspapers became wallpaper, empty jam tins became saucepans, shovels served as an impromptu frying pan, hats were used to strain drinking water, sugar bags became blankets and memories became firm friends. The story of Bob the Swagman and his trials and tribulations, not to mention his determination and optimism, has been one of the most endearing bush songs of all.
Collected from Mr Jacob Lollbach MBE, Grafton, in 1973. Mr Lollbach was a grand 102 when I recorded this full set of verses he had been singing for over eighty years. Mr. Lollbach had learnt the song from a bullock driver, Jack Horner, who sang it to the tune of ‘The Wearing Of The Green’. It was also included in Paterson’s Old Bush Songs, 1905 edition. Will Lawson, in Australian Bush Songs and Ballads, attributed this song to William Perrie adding “These verses were written in the shepherding days – when fences were few and far between – at Dungog, NSW. William Perrie was a veterinary surgeon in practice there.” Verses five, six and seven are from this version.
Jacob Lollbach/Fahey. National Library ORAL TRC321/33
Warren Fahey sings ‘The New England Cocky’. Marcus Holden: Cittern, Viola, Bass, Bassoon. Garry Steel: Accordion.
New England Cocky.
The fight for survival must have been tough for our pioneering families who were continually battling the elements and the banks. It was often believed that tea was one of the few things that could hold body and soul together in the hard times. Steele Rudd’s On Our Selection, published in 1899, summed it up neatly: ‘We couldn’t very well go without tea, so Dad showed Mother how to make a new kind. He roasted a slice of bread on the fire till it was like a black coal. Then he poured the boiling water over it and let it draw well. Dad said it had a capital flavour—he liked it.’
Many pioneer families were successful but many also lived almost hand-to-mouth in the hope of a change in fortune. The old cocky farmer in this song, true to his name of scratching out a living, has gathered his family as he prepares to depart for the long-paddock in the sky however, before he goes, he bequeaths his legacy and bush wisdom. The song was included in Banjo Paterson’s Old Bush Songs, 1924 edition. The New England district is in New South Wales around Tamworth, Manilla and Armidale.
THE AUSTRALIAN GOLD DIGGER’S MONTHLY
059/124
1852/3
Published in Melbourne by James Bonwick.
Songster size.
Toasts and songs followed. Among the latter was the following:
In every clime, it aye has been a Briton’s proudest boast,
To have his Christmas pudding and his fine old English roast;
Then why should we, on Turin’s stream, like soulless churls, forbear?
To keep the good old custom up, and have our Christmas fare?
Though ‘neath no season’s rarities our rough-made table bends,
We care not,since within this bower, we see but hearty friends,
Nor envy we the formal feast ñ each man precisely dressed ñ
Our shirts of scarlet suit us well as white cravats and vest.
SETTLER’S LAMENT All you on immigration bent With home and family discontent Come listen to my sad lament About the bush of Australia Of cash I had a thousand pounds – Thinks I how mighty grand it sounds For a man to be farming his own grounds In this beautiful land of Australia Upon the voyage the ship was lost In wretched plight I reached the coast And was very near being made a roast By the savages in Australia Illawarra Mittagong Parramatta Wollongong If you wish to become an orang-outang Then go to the bush of Australia Escaped from thence I lighted on A fierce bushranger with his gun Who borrowed my garments every one For himself in the bush of Australia Sydney town I reached at last Thinks I all danger now is past And I shall make my fortune fast In this promised land of Australia So quickly went with cash in hand Upon the map I bought my land But found it nothing but barren sand When I got to the bush of Australia Cabramatta, Bogolong, Ulladulla, Geringong If you wish to become an orang outang Then come to the bush of Australia Of sheep I had a precious lot Some died of hunger, some of rot For a devil a drop of rain they got In this promised land of Australia My servants they were always drunk That kept me in a constant funk And I said to myself, as to bed I slunk I wish I were out of Australia Never more at large to roam Gladly I worked my passage home And back in England now I’ve come At least o the bush of Australia source: Mitchell Library, Sydney, complete text. |
Southern Cross
Fragment
From Southern Lights and Shadows by Frank Fowler 1859.
He claimed it was a bullocky toast
sung by the anti dray and land tax law league of SA
Olle heigh Ho
Blow your horns blow
Blow the Southern Cross down if you will
But on you must go
Where fresh gullies flow
And the thirsty crane wets his red bill
From Robyn Ridley 1970 who said her mother sang this ditty.
Hill End
The flies crawled up the window
That’s all they had to do
They went up by the thousands
And came down two by two
The flies crawled up the window
They said they loved to roam
Once more up the window
And then we’ll all go home.
THE EMIGRANT’S MANUAL
EDINBURGH 1852
‘In NSW, as in other Australian colonies, crown land is now sold at not less than 20s an acre.’
Excursions & Adventures in NSW
Capt Henderson 78th Highlanders
London Vole 1 & 2
1854
DSM/981/37B Vols. 1 & 2
Being a Guide to Emigrants. On the ship Fortune from Scotland to Sydney. The diggings take their name originally from a tribe of American Indians called Diggers, who live upon roots, and whose territory, on the track from the US to California, is called the diggins. It is most extraordinary that the gold in Australia, being so plentiful, lying even on the surface occasionally, in the midst of sheep runs, and abounding even in the stones of which some of the bridges are built, was not discovered till Mr. Hargraves went to look for it; and though the settlers and shepherds overlooked it, it is strange that the natives, who pick up and carry about with them anything glittering, such as bits of rock crystal, should not have stumbled upon it. The wind becoming foul, we were obliged to tack about off the heads till five in the afternoon; and during this tedious and anxious time, many were the speculations as to what the land of promise would turn out. Among other, I endeavoured to give an imaginary sketch of the place, to the tune of ‘The King Of The Cannibal Islands’ It is hoped, however, that no one will take it for a ‘full, true and particular account’, though, I must confess, it wasn’t far wide of the mark in some respects, as subsequent events proved. ……. Poultry of all kinds thrive very well; but are not in general much attended to, especially at squatting stations. Dogs abound in the colony, though it is not easy to get hold of good ones. In Sydney, more particularly, they swarm; Both mongrel, puppy, whelp, and hound, And curs of low degree. The only kinds, however, that are esteemed, are the kangaroo-hound for hunting, the bulldog as a watch, and the collie, which, when well trained, is invaluable to the shepherd and stockman. Cats are plentiful, and a good mouser is invaluable. Indeed, when an establishment is left for any length of time without this useful animal, it becomes overrun with rats, who devour or destroy everything. Give me again my hollow tree, my crust of bread, and liberty. Of money and lack of it. The old settlers used to be blamed for taking in, and ruining all the young men who arrived with money in the colony, by showing them great hospitality and keeping them at their houses, till they managed to get all their cash out of them, for scabby sheep, or stunted cattle, but it would appear that some of the young arrivals, at least such adventurers as before alluded to (clever dicks) have been too much even for the crafty squatters. There is something wrong when the value of rum alone imported exceeded that of the staple export, wool; and that at a time, too, when it is doubtful if the wool paid the cost of production and transmission; and when the colony had not (as it never has done) grown bread enough for its own consumption. On Squatters He eats and drinks and sleeps; what then? He eats and drinks and sleeps again. I confess that, notwithstanding its vast extent and population (considering that it is but fifty-six years since its foundation), I was somewhat disappointed with the appearance of Sydney. It was too like home; I had looked for something foreign and Oriental in its appearance; but found that, excepting a few verandahs, and the lofty and stately Norfolk Island pine, it coincided much with a second or third class town in England. A closer intimacy did not make a more favourable impression. It is et down in a sandy-desert, is infested by mosquitoes and other troublesome insects and vermin, and is subject to high winds, called, in colonial parlance ‘brick-fielders’, which bear with them clouds of dust, rendering it impossible to go out while the blast continues, or to keep a door or window open, unless one would wish to be suffocated. Although the middle of winter (Aug) when I arrived in Sydney, I found the weather extremely warm. The dust, heat, and glare from the houses were annoying to a newcomer; and, finding it most oppressive to wear a black hat, I was very soon glad to adopt the straw. On Coach Travel A coach (so called, but actually nothing more than an open car) runs on this road (To, and who dislike being jolted to a jelly, prefer the mode of travelling on horse. Nothing can be done in NSW without that useful animal.) Goulburn); but the apology for a road is such that all who would avoid broken bones Here may be seen gallant naval and military officers, elegant parsons, learned lawyers, acute and once opulent bankers and merchants, ‘et id genus omne’. There is also a sprinkling of aristocracy – of brothers and sons of lords, right honourable, baronets, etc, and some claiming such titles, or succession to them for themselves. From these are found all grades, down to the London Jew and the Tipperary murderer. When circumstances favour them, gentlemen convicts and others, are assigned to be made constables. Jailers. Wardsmen of the prisoner’s barracks, overseers, or storekeepers of road-parties etc. Some of them, as well as many of the invalids, are lent out to settlers, who thus obtain slaves for their keep, but in general they are not of much use. I have seen lawyers and bankers tending sheep, soldiers and parsons acting as stockmen, and gamblers and pickpockets filling the capacity of hutkeepers; but it is not to be expected that they will be found well adapted to a mode of life so different from that to which they have been accustomed. It is wonderful, however, how soon some of them learn to be useful; and I well remember a gentleman pointing out to me his best shepherd, and stating that he had formerly been a notorious London pickpocket. source: Excursions & Adventures in NSW Capt Henderson 78th Highlanders London Vole 1 & 2, 1854 DSM/981/37B Vols. 1 & 2 |
DON’T GO TO THE BUSH OF AUSTRALIA (THE: KING OF THE CANNIBAL ISLE) Now all intent to emigrate, Come listen to the doleful fate, Which did befall me of late, When I went to the wilds of Australia. I sailed across the stormy main, And often wished myself back again, I really think I was quite insane When I went to the bush of Australia. Illawarra, Moneroo, Parramatta Woolloomaloo (sic), If you wouldn’t become a kangaroo, Don’t go to the bush of Australia. One never knows what does await, For just as we entered Bass’s Strait, We lost the half of our crew, and our mate, As we sailed to the bush of Australia. The vessel struck on a bank of sand, And when we drifted to the land, We soon were surrounded by a band Of savages in Australia, But I was so starved I look’d like a ghost, I didn’t weigh more than four stone at most, Thank heaven! I wasn’t fit for a roast, For the cannibals in Australia. So to Sydney town I travelled then, The Governor gave me some convict men, And I set off to live in a den In the dismal bush of Australia. And when I came to look at the land, Which I got by his Excellency’s command, I found it was nothing but burning sand, Like all the rest of Australia. But I bought a flock of sheep at last, And thought that my troubles were past, But you may believe I stood aghast, When they died of the rot in Australia. My convicts were always drinking rum, I often wished they were up a gum- Tree – or that I had never come, To the horrible bush of Australia. The bushrangers my hut attacked, And they were by my convicts back’d, And my log hut was fairly sack’d Of all I had got in Australia. A thousand or two don’t go a long way, When every one robs you in open day, And the bankers all fail and mizzle away From the capital of Australia. And it’s not very easy to keep your cash, When once in twelvemonth your agent goes smash, And bolts to New Zealand, or gets a whitewash; It’s a way that they have in Australia. So articles I signed at last, And work’d as a man before the mast; And back to England I came full fast, And left the confounded Australia. To sell a few matches from door to door, Would certainly be a very great bore, But I’ve made up my mind to do that before I’ll go back to the bush of Australia. source: recorded in Paterson’s ‘Old Bush Songs’ and Stewart & Keesing offer another, supposedly from 1857, however this possibly is the original. |
The above song has been recorded in Paterson’s ‘Old Bush Songs’ and Stewart & Keesing offer another, supposedly from 1857, however this possibly is the original. That said, Henderson’s notes, though very reliable in other situations, is still slightly ambiguous in as far as his actual authorship of the song. It should also be noted that Surgeon Goodwin, whose version appears in Stewart and Keesing could also be considered as the original especially since he was resident in Sydney first. Whatever the case both versisons are very different.
PRACTICAL HINTS FOR EMIGRANTS Usual guide Under section Calms: amusements and the passengers. Music, both vocal and instrumental, is probably the most reliable and least objectionable of mental stimulants. The sounds of the fiddle heard on board at the right time at once ‘makes the whole ship kin’. From the refinement o9f the saloon to the boisterous hilarity of the steerage. Sydney is called The Queen of the South. And the greatest port in the world. Sydney is a large, populous and highly interesting city. The general; aspect of the town is eminently English in its character. Its streets are long and wide, with lofty, well-built houses on each side. Although in many instances the streets also present continued ranges of cottages with neat gardens in front, which, in some parts of the town, indeed, are attached to every house. Along the shores are extensive wharves, stores, ship building yards, and mills; while behind these houses rise in well-arranged terraces. Many of the shops are fitted with great taste, and the hotels and inns are numerous and excellent. source: 980.1/89A1 Songster size. John Willcox Liverpool. 1858 |
RAMBLES & OBSERVATIONS IN NEW SOUTH WALES. “Sir,” said a London physician, eminent for his knowledge of climate, New South Wales. Where people live out of doors and are always on horseback is just the place for you. I have sent many patients there, and none of them, as far as I know, ever repented that they took my advice. But then,” added he, smiling, “the truth is, I have never seen one of them again; nor do I think it is likely I ever shall.” Sydney contains upward of 30,000 inhabitants and has lately been dignified by the appellation of the ‘City of Sydne7y’, and is governed by a mayor and corporation. But the aldermen and town-councillors are not the only busybodies here. Venomous mosquitoes abound; they love fresh English blood, and speedily reduce the face of a person, newly arrived, to a deplorable condition. His countenance soon actually resembles a plum pudding, and he is easily recognized as a ‘new chum’. The Sir Joseph Banks’ Hotel opened by Thomas Kellett. This is a very fair inn, and supplies excellent soda water and brandy, and what says the old song There’s rum and brandy, as I’ve heard ’em say. In that blessed island called Botany Bay. When blacks visited Sydney, and saw the military paraded, and heard the bands, they said that was ‘white fellows’ corrobbory.’ On such occasions, they were always delighted if they met a settler whom they had known in the bush, and their greetings were not a little uproarious, but always concluded with the modest enquiry, ‘B’lieve you got white money, masa?” In the bush they used to sing, in chorus, the famous song, ‘Jim Crow,’ saying, ‘Jim Crow tister went to de ball,’ and so forth. Their own songs are monotonous and consist of the frequent repetition of a few words, such as ‘water, water, where is water? There is water, welling out of the ground;’ but this, of course, is sung in their own dialect. They have their own bards and rhymers, who compose their songs; and when a new song is produced, it passes quickly from tribe to tribe. The lingo used by them, when talking to Europeans, consists of broken English, interlarded with a jargon generally believed to be composed of words of their dialects, but being, in fact, a collection of barbarisms invented by the whites, and acquired from them. A favourite expression is ‘gammon’. When anything is narrated to them which they do not credit, they grin and shake the forefinger in the manner of reproof, and ejaculate, “Too much gammon belonging to you, masa, too much altogether.” A scrubby country is a stockman’s abhorrence, as there he cannot ride, at least at any pace. The bullock-driver performs the long journeys and is entrusted with property of much value. He is generally trustworthy; save as respects rum and tobacco, He rarely can resist these bewitching articles, and resorts to the most ingenious devices for wheedling the spirits from the casks. He carries a mattress with him, and sleeps under his dray, while his bullocks graze near it. I think no sight in the colony would strike a newcomer so much as the passage of a number of drays over the Liverpool ranges. Often thirty pair of bullocks is to be seen harnessed to one dray, and the shouts and execrations of the drivers, with the noise made by their whips, are most appalling. No men swear more dreadfully, or have a greater variety of oaths of the most extraordinary derivation. A man transported for seven years obtained a ticket-of-leave at the expiration of four years servitude; and one transported for life at the lapse of eight years, provided no punishment had been incurred during that time. Each punishment deferred this indulgence for a year, during which operand he remained in his master” service; and this was a severe, and certainly a very impolitic regulation. When a lifer had held a ticket-of-leave for six years, and could produce good testimonials to character, he was further indulged with a conditional pardon. When a convict was first assigned to a settler, he saw Dick, Tom, and Harry, who had gone through the ordeal upon which he was entering, hired servants at so much a year, in a country where labour is dear, and the necessities of life plentiful and cheap. He saw that they were well off; and though he sighed over his own bondage, he could not but reflect that four years would soon pass, when he would be in the same case with those stockmen and labourers. Some of the convicts would ‘try it on’ when first assigned, their object being by all means to escape labour and restraint, which are, of course, much opposed to their former habits. That said, it was generally believed the assignment system was the best for the colony and the convict class. Female convicts had a tough time. “It was the custom for some years, when a ship with female convicts arrived, soldiers, convicts, and settlers, were allowed to go on board and take their choice. Many women turned to crime and prostitution because they had no alternative. “I have no means of living; I am compelled to give my weekly allowance of provision for my lodgings, and I must starve, or live in vice.” source: 981/39A Joseph Townsend London 1848 |
THE NEW CHUM IN AUSTRALIA In most colonial towns you may find out restaurants where for ‘a square meal’ you may have the melancholic pleasure of ‘bang went saxpence.’ For the curious Epicurean here is the menu presented to me by the beaming proprietor of one of these enterprising restaurants. The dining saloon, which really deserved its name, was occupied by large tables covered in spotless cloths, on which were spread in readiness for dinner the usual appointments. The display of flowers and plated forks and spoons and the notes of an orchestra playing popular tunes were sufficient to make one wish one’s own dinner hour was at hand. A man, woman, or child might have each and all of – Pea soup Steak and onions Roast beef and mutton Boiled mutton and parsley sauce Corned beef and carrots Stewed rabbit Stewed veal and pork Boiled and baked potatoes Cabbage Jam roll and rice pudding Tea ad-lib. The only bargain made by the proprietor being that the diner should be able to remove himself from his seat by his own unaided muscular exertions. source: DSM980.1/c Percy Clarke London 1886 |
Melodies of the People appeared in Heads Of The People Magazine and was a series of songs sharing the frustration of new settlers on the land. Sometimes witty and sometimes showing the frustration those pioneer farmers must have experienced.
THE SETTLER SETTLED My uncle dying left to me Two thousand pounds in cash: And I left home for New South Wales; How could I be so rash. A friend – he proved a foe to me _ Begged me to go on board The vessel he was sailing in; Sure was he, ’twas insured. The ship, thought I, then cannot sink; And as I could not swim, I thought it was a lucky chance, So I chanced my luck with him. The passage passing fair did prove – The Captain not amiss, Yet after all I own the sight Of Sydney Heads was bliss In lodgings staying, soon I found My cash begin to go; For having formed high notions, I Could think of nothing low. My friend made calls upon my purse, I could not friendly call; His principle was not to pay The principal at all. My waning cash made me ere long Cut short my mad career – I fell in with my friend at home, I fell out with him here! I found that I must stir my stumps, Ere I got stumpt of all; And so I bought a flock of sheep, that ne’er flocked at my call. Alas! too late did I find out, That I’d been taken in; For not a fleece did ere I get, But got fleeced of my tin. The lot that was knocked down to me, Entirely knocked me up; And I was left on scabby sheep To breakfast, dine, and sup. I’m now become a settler’s man – (Twas settled in a trice) On tea and damper make my meals, And think them very nice. source: HEADS OF THE PEOPLE Magazine 1848 |
THE SQUATTER DONE BROWN I was a squatter bold and free, Though far from home exiled; And I could boast a numerous host Of sheep and cattle wild. I quail’d not ‘neath the summer’s heat: The winter’s cold I bore: A bushy beard that ne’er was shear’d. And clothes of tweed I wore. I milk’d my cows, and kept my sheep, In common with my men; Nor tandem beat, nor coursers fleet I kept about me then. My wool bought me a handsome price; My cattle still increased; My flocks in size, my means likewise, From growing never ceased. I paid my fees, assessments too, Nor feared ‘impending smash;’ My credit stood in Sydney good, And I was saving cash. Whilst thriving thus, three years passed by; I went not once to town; At last a friend, to serve his end, To Sydney brought me down. Says he, “let’s act like gentlemen”; He knew I’d laid by cash; And therefore we, both I and he, In town could ‘cut a dash.’ I lent my friend a good round sum, Just out of courtesy; No mortgage took, nor did I look For his security. We passed our time in first-rate style, As jolly squatters should; And set at nought each whisp’ring thought As to how matters stood. At length the thought struck me that we Had gone to far a-head; For I found out, beyond a doubt, My cash had nearly fled. In vain I strove to stop my friend In this our mad career; All I could say, he dash’d away, And cost me very dear. At last my pocket was clean’d out, My friend then slipp’d away; And I was left, of means bereft, A ‘tightish’ bill to pay. I had to mortgage all my sheep, And boil my cattle down; My friend had seen that I was green, And therefore did me ‘brown’. Pray gents take warning by my fate, Ne’er show off, nor be ‘flash’; Your cash don’t lend, but cut your friend Rather than ‘cut a dash’. source: HEADS OF THE PEOPLE Magazine 1848 |
This is typical of a group of emigration songs where the English or Irish new chum is confounded by bush life. I have not been able to work out the meaning of the chorus where the blame is laid on the agent ñ I am assuming it is either an emigration agent or a shipping agent. Maybe it was an employment agent who sent him out bush?
PADDY MALONE Oh! My name is Paddy Malone, or ’twas so in Tipperary, But to tell what it’s now, I’d be bothered, och hone; And the girls that I danced with, light-hearted and airy, Would hardly remember poor Paddy Malone. ‘Tis about six months since our ship she cast anchor, in happy Australia, the immigrant’s home; and ever since that it’s been nothing bt canker, and grief and vexation to Paddy Malone. Chorus Och! Paddy Malone, will you ever go home? ’twas the thief and an agent that caused you to roam. With a man, called a squatter, I soon found a place, sirs, He’d a beard like a goat, ’twas his whiskers, och hone; And as he spoke out of the hair on his face, sirs, Swore he liked the appearance of Mr Malone. He hired me at once to go up to his station, Saying, pat, in the bush you’ll find yourself at home; Pat liked the idea, and without hesitation, Signed his name with a cross, which spelt Paddy Malone. Och! Paddy Malone, will you ever go home? ‘Twas the thief of an agent that caused you to roam. Oh, he soon sent me out with my sheep in the bush, sir, If they ever were bushes, ’twas long before the flood. So into this big bush one day I went farther, And when in the middle, got bothered, och hone; And to find my way out I found it much harder, And bothered and lost was poor Paddy Malone. Oh, I soon sat me down, in my sad situation, And made a neat camp by the side of a log; And was found the next day by a man from the station, For I cooeyed and bawled like a bull in a bog. When I got home, said master, “Pat! Where’s the sheep now?” Says I, “I don’t know if there’s one here at home.” He soon took the hint and kicked up such a neat row, Saying he’d stop the wages of Paddy Malone. Oh, he soon sent me out with my bullocks and dray, sir, But we’ll try you with bullocks, brave Paddy Malone. Oh, he soon sent me out with my bullocks and dray, sir, A whip like a flail, and such gaites below; And the brutes, as they looked at me, all seemed to say, sir, You may try your luck, Pat, but I’m blowed if we’ll go. Come hither way, Strawberry, gee Blackbird and Dolphin; Helter and skelter, and up with their backbone; And the brutes of a kicking set up their behind, sir, And head over heels went poor Paddy Malone. Och! Paddy Malone, you made bulls at home, But the bulls in Australia cowed Paddy Malone. Oh, I lay all the night where the cursed bulls threw me, When a man passing by thought he heard me groan; And as he wiped the dirt off my face, seemed to know me. Says he, “Ain’t that Pat?” – “Yes, “ says Paddy Malone. Oh, daer you’re an angel, sent down from heaven, sir, Oh, no, Pat, but a friend of your own: And by his advice I came into this town, sir, And here sits before you brave Paddy Malone. Och! Paddy Malone, will you ever go home. ’twas a divil of an agent that caused you to roam. source: Australian Melodist Songster |
THE GOLDEN COLONIES In Australia, as elsewhere, Mammon carries his curse with him and his worshippers must partake of it. Drunkenness, crime and immorality, in every shape, are the characteristics of such a society as is now gathering in the gold districts. There are thousands of respectable families in England whose interest it will be to emigrate, but who would not encounter such a condition for all the gold Australia contains. To the poorest of the aristocracy of England, Australia offers an enticing filed. But they must be careful to leave their aristocracy at home. Rank and title have no charms at the antipodes; and the most they could effect for the bearers, would be an occasional lionization at snob dinners in the town in which the aristocrat may be wasting his time, the remark that “he was like a potato: all that was good belonging to him was underground.” The majority of colonists are essentially snobs, and they are justly proud of their distinction. “I landed in the colony without a shilling, and am worth a hundred thousand pounds,” has infinitely more charms for them, than “I am a descendant of a lord, and am “as poor as a rat.” Put the two men together, – the one will be worshipped, and the other cut; unless with his aristocracy he evince a decided aptitude for snobbish pursuits, and then he will receive a helping hand, which will be infinitely more use to him than his aristocratic reminiscences. Australian squatters and gold hunters are well to do in the world, and have abundant means of creating desirable homes. Industrious young women, even though with little pretensions to beauty, would not be long in finding such homes; but fine ladies, possessing nothing beyond the trashy accomplishments which in England are thought much of, would not only not succeed in forming favourable alliances, but would run the risk of the lowest social denigration. The heights of Woolloomooloo, rising above the city, are crowned with the truly elegant villas of the elite of Sydney society – composed of men who have, for the most part, become so by their own efforts, aided, it is true, by the luck of circumstance, which, however, often casts them down, even from the Woolloomooloo heights, only to find themselves back in the course of a few years, – for there is nothing on earth as elastic as a Sydney merchant. You may cast him down, but it is impossible to keep him down. source: DSM/980.1/E Earp G B 1852 |
AUSTRALIAN EMIGRANT’S COMPLETE GUIDE Here is an extract from a lengthy list detailing what jobs were desirable in the colonies and also add a pay packet indication. I love the reference requirements for the printing trades. Lists preferred trades Sailors 50s to 60s per month. ‘Always in demand’ Tailors. 5s to 7s a day ‘in demand. Pieces work out one third higher than in England’ Stonemasons. 5s to 7s a day and in great demand Shoemakers 5s to 7s a day. A good trade and in demand Printers and pressmen. 5s per day ‘ a few steady men wanted to replace drunkards’ Field labourers 20 to 40 pounds per annum and always in demand Dairywomen. 10 to 15 pounds a year. In extreme demand Farriers 6s to 7s per day. Much in demand Cooks. 3s to 8s per day and rations. Men usually preferred. Careful and steady men wanted. Where rations were supplied it was usually 10lb flour, 7lb meat per week. source: 84/557 Dixson S BUTLER 1849 |
Land speculation was almost a disease as emigrants moved across the country looking to buy land with government incentive programs. Journalist Clarke obviously took a dim view of some of the speculators selling the land.
SPECULATION For shares and scrip all day I seek. And speculation is my name, From Ballarat to Pleasant Creek, From Pleasant Creek to Castlemaine! Never care I if my friends look blue. I.O.U.! I.O.U.! Calling me swindle and diddle and do – I.O.U.! I.O.U.! Chorus Speculation is my name, Speculating my little game; Honesty dies, let virtue flee, Speculation’s the thing for me. The slow old time has passed away, When the motto was ‘slow and sure,’ Nothing now but ‘specs’ will pay; Today we’re wealthy – tomorrow poor. Never care I if my victims sue, I.O.U.! I.O.U.! For the Insolvent Court I go through! I.O.U. I.O.U. !! source: Australian Melodist Songster Written by Marcus Clarke, Esq. Air: Moet & Chandon |
This next item concerns itself with opposition to the churches missionary zeal and their stance on the Maori Wars.
THE MISSIONARIES’ MULL I’ll sing a doleful tragedy that’s brought about by sinisters Who glory in the name of war, though of the Gospel ministers; Who cant about the Maori’s wrongs, and work them up a fury, Setting all the island in a flame from Wellington to Drury. Chorus Oh! Dear, oh! The missionaries caused the shindy, Oh! Dear, oh! In England there’s a mighty band, ‘neath Shaftsbury’s direction – The ‘society promoting aborigines’ protection,’ They cant and whine and raise loud yells o’er savages’ oppression, But of the Maori’s bloody deeds ne’er make the least confession. The ‘man and brother’ didge they work, and bag each contribution, And on their dusky pets’ behalf cry out for retribution, Unheeding news of massacres, of Maori raid and slaughter; Of settler’s homestead in a blaze, of outraged wife and daughter. Your nests should quickly feathered be, ye reverend impostors, (‘Head centres’ ev’ry one of you who sly rebellion fosters;) For should the real facts of the case once reach the British nation, ‘May meetings’ would be wanting funds, and gone your occupation. source: COLONIAL SOCIETY MAGAZINE Jan 21st 1868 Tune: Guy Fawkes |
TARARA (LAND) BOOM DECAY Marvellous Melbourne, once so grand, Her money spent in buying land At prices far too good to stand; The boom is dead, you’ll understand, And land is not in great demand— It is, in short, a failure grand. The boom’s decayed—it fades away— And we sing Tarara boom decay. Oh, Tarara, etc, But where, oh! where’s the money gone? Of millionaires we haven’t one; The banks have had their bit of fun, And reconstruction deeds have done. We’ll banking institutions shun, And steer aloof from every one. The vision fades, alas I away, And we sing Tarara boom decay. Oh, Tarara, etc. We’re told there’s no such word as fall; The banks have told a different tale, And everywhere there’s land “for sale.” The question’s will we stand the gale, And who will now for us stand bail— Our moneyed men are all in gaol, Diamond-cracking, so they say, Singing Tarara boom decay. source: Pat Finn |
HANDWRITTEN SONGBOOK BY DAVID MCLEOD
Dated 1855
D7505 misc.
Most of the songs in this collection are parlour-type songs.
This following item is found in Ireland, Scotland and America. It has been suggested the tune is as old as 1650 and was originally used as a fife tune. Another has it from Queen Elizabeth the First’s era when it was used to pipe ships from and into the harbour. The tune has been collected in Australia several times and was popular as a dance melody. There exist several verses and variants of the song itself.
THE GIRL I LEFT BEHIND The hour was sad I left the maid A lingering farewell taking Her sighs and tears my steps delayed I thought her heart was broken In hurried words her name I blessed I breathed the words that bind me And with my heart in anguish pressed The girl I left behind me Then to the east we bore away To win a name in story And there where dawns the sun of day There dawned our sun of glory Both blazed in noon of Athone’s Heights Whose in the past defied me I shared the glory in that fight That girl I left behind me Full many a name our banner bore Of former deeds of daring But they were of the days of yore In which we had no sharing But now our laurels freshly won With the old one’s shall entwined be Singing worthy of our size each son That sweet girl I left behind me The hope of final victory Within my bosom brimming To mingle with sweet thoughts of thee And of my fond returning But should we never meet again Still would your love find me Dishonours birth shall never stain The name I leave behind me source: HANDWRITTEN SONGBOOK BY DAVID MCLEOD Dated 1855 D7505 misc. Tune: The Girl I Left Behind Me |