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Unionism and Labour History

Never underestimate the power of a song! Traditional songs are very special creations for, unlike all other songs; they are the product of the community rather than songs created for commercial gain. Some make their point with wit and parody, and some hit like a hammer; others leave you up in the air.

The material in this section of the site follows four main threads exploring the songs associated with political and social change in an ever-changing Australia: the shearing strikes of the 1890s, the struggles on the coalfields, early factory life, and the Australian at war.

There is little doubt that the national strike action surrounding over twelve years of open dispute and agitation between workers and employers in the shearing industry of the latter part of the nineteenth century saw the emergence of a new brand of workplace relations. It was a confrontation that started life in the tent cities of the 1850s gold rush where, for the first time, men worked for themselves rather than as shepherds for ‘the boss’. It was a newfound freedom fraught with social problems but freedom considered well worth the fight. As the mines expanded and moved from alluvial to deep shaft mining, the need for more organisation and capital investment meant that most miners returned to working for ‘the man’. Many miners transferred across to coal mining, all operated by companies and, like many infant industries, riddled with problems of ‘who’s master and who’s man?’ The shearing industry witnessed another confrontation, and records show change was necessary, although extremely slow to be implemented. Squatters, considered by many (including themselves) as ‘all-powerful in their own domain’ employed workers on low rates, fed them poor food, housed them in flea-pits and could hire and fire at will. Sheep could be ‘raddled’ with blue paint by a ‘toby stick’ indiscriminately wielded by a squatter, resulting in shearers not being paid for his work. There were many grievances and by 1891, they had all tumbled together as the shearers called for ‘solidarity’ and ‘change’. Change ultimately came and, as history shows, led to improved conditions, the consolidation of unions and, eventually, the formation of the Australian Labor Party.

Labour History & Unionism

Here is a fascinating first-hand account t of how the Australian Workers Union was established. In his letter to The Worker newspaper, Harry Dunn, Blackall, outlines some of the points in the first agreement in 1879 at Malvern Hills Station, Blackall. It was as follows: — (reading the conditions Harry dealt with makes it obvious a union was necessary)

The Worker (Brisbane) 16 Feb. 1948

I was allowed 12 quarts of water a day. If caught washing clothes at the hut I would have had to forfeit 10 shillings. I had to go to a creek a mile-and-a-half away to do my washing. If I cut the teat of a ewe I would be fined 10s. If I cut the pizzle of a wether I would be fined 10s. Every time the boss heard me swear in the shed I had to forfeit 2s. 6d. I had to go outside the shed if I wanted to smoke. I was not to leave the shed without the permission of the shed overseer.  

If my sheep were not shorn to the satisfaction of the shed overseer they were raddled, and no payment made for them. 

Here was the type of accommodation: The hut was 60ft. long and 12 wide, with a row of double bunks on each side. The walls of the hut were of split gidyea slabs, with many holes. There was no verandah, and when it rained the water blew inside. The dining table was under a big bough shed, and when it rained everyone would shift out under a small tin kitchen used by the cook. 

The food we got those times was very different from today. There were no delicacies like ham, cheese, butter, and bacon or fresh fruit. No vegetables such as potatoes or pumpkins, cabbages were supplied. There were no such things as sultanas or currants, but there were stone raisins and dried apples. We got a plum duff on a Sunday; all other days of the week puddings were boiled rice and raisins. All dry bread was soaked and mixed with raisins and called a bread pudding!   

The bunks in the hut consisted of sheets of bark and some corrugated iron. One would be very lucky to get sheepskin for a hipper. 

As there was no A.W.U. we had to put up with anything.    

In the 80s the station managers and owners would get applications for work until they had the required number. At one shed (Wellshot) 90 miles from Blackall (carrying about 200,000 sheep), there were many men who did not have their names down. They were camped waiting for the roll call in the event of some engaged men not turning up.    

On the day of the roll call, all men engaged turned up. The manager came to the office door and read his agreement. Everything was O.K. except one thing: his terms, which were 3s. 6d. a score. The shearers said they would not sign the agreement unless he gave 3s. 9d. a score. He said we would definitely not get 3s. 9d. so we went back to our camps, and some of those who were waiting on the off chance of somebody not turning up went up and signed on for the 3s. 6d. a score! The men who would not sign on rolled up and made for Blackall.                  

When passing Isis Downs Station the spokesman for the shearers went up and saw the then owner, Mr. Smith, who was asked if he wanted any shearers. He said he wanted 30. He was then told about the rejection of the 3s. 6d. a score at Wellshot and said he would take their names down for employment. Mick Fannon, the spokesman, called out to the men to come up, and Mr Smith took their names and gave them the date he would call the roll. When the date for calling the roll approached, they went from Blackall back to Isis Downs. On the morning of the roll call, the owner came to the office door and read the agreement.

Instead of being 3s. 6d. a ~ store he read out 4s. a score. Naturally, it was accepted by all hands. After shearing was in progress a fortnight a meeting was held, and it was unanimously decided to try to form a union at the completion of shearing at Isis Downs, a meeting to be held in Blackall. A collection of one shilling a man was taken up to buy writing material and send messages to all sheds shearing in the district, asking them to send a representative from each shed to attend the Blackall meeting. Word was received from all sheds saying they would fall in with the Isis Downs men’s request. The meeting was eventually held in Blackall in 1886. It was agreed then to set the foundation for the forming of a union, to be called the Queensland Shearers’ Union. An old chap by the name of W. Pennyquick was appointed secretary (he owned a small shop in Blackall). The membership ticket was fixed at £1. In conclusion, I might add that I am getting on – 86 years of age. I have lived in Blackall for 70 years, and have seen the foundation of the AWU grow up from infancy to what it is today, the greatest union in Australia. May I add that I am the oldest old-time hand shearer in Blackall.

HENRY DUNN.  

Australia has a long history of socialist thought including the publication of newspapers and magazines produced by the Left.
Those interested in this subject are advised to refer to Warren Fahey’s two books on the subject: ‘The Balls of Bob Menzies’ and its later revised edition ‘Ratbags & Rabblerousers’

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What I Think of AustraliaI sing of Australia, that dear little land,Australian Melodist No 20
Mitchell library 784.8/A
By Pat Finn
This song seems to be a song about the trials of the working man. It must be seen in relation to the time it was written, around the 1890 mark when the great shearer’s strike led to the establishment of the Australian Labor Party. It then, in the latter part of the song, goes into comparing workers with leading sporting heroes. Check the Sports section of the site to see who these people are.
WHAT I THINK OF AUSTRALIA

I sing of Australia, that dear little land,
Whose name is in everyone’s mouth—
A land, simply grand, for you must understand
That all eyes are now turned towards the South;
For lately Australia has come with a bound,
While the whole world has watched her career,
Till together on all sides a chorus is cried—
Oh I Australia has nothing to fear.
Chorus
I sing of that land called Australia,
That spot that is ne’er known to failure;
Fame and name she has won,
And stands second to none,
That dear little country, Australia.
To the dockmen of London, Australia sent aid,
In a manner that caused some surprise,
For her princely subscriptions all over the world
Widely opened the whole of their eyes;
For the workman of England she grasped by the hand,
Besides bidding him be of good cheer;
Then no wonder we hear it proclaimed far and wide
That Australia has nothing to fear.
I sing of that land, etc.
Out here in Australia the people, I find,
Like the Yankees, are on the alert;
And here in Australia the people don’t treat
The poor working man as though dirt.
No, the cornstalk has made it a very strong point
To see that they all have fair play,
And the poorest and meanest she has in her midst
Must only work eight hours a day.
I sing of that land, etc.
In cricket Australia shines brilliantly out,
And her doings we boldly unfurl;
In rowing—well, let me but mention three names,
Kemp, Beach, and dear dead-and-gone Searle.
May Australia the championship ever retain ;
May she keep it for many a year,
For it matters but little what champions arise—
Oh! Australia has nothing to fear.
I sing of that land, etc.
Of her Smiths and her Mitchells old England may sing
Both their praises again and again,
And the land of the star-spangled banner may bring ‘,
Forth her Sullivans—aye, and Kilrain.
Still, Australia has two stalwart sons of her own,
Two lads whom she holds very dear,
For with Slavin or Jackson both stripped in the ring–
Oh! Australia has nothing to fear.
I sing of that land, etc;

source: Australian Melodist No 20
Mitchell library 784.8/A
By Pat Finn
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Song of Europe (anon)Sing a Song of SixpenceSing a song of Europe, highly civilized,Printed in THE IRON WORKER
Vol1 No 4 1928
(331.8806/72 )
Newspaper of the NSW A Branch of Federated Ironworkers Assoc.
SONG OF EUROPE
Sing a song of Europe, highly civilized,
Four and twenty nations wholly hypnotised,
When the battle opens the bullets start to sing –isn’t it a silly way to act for any King?
The Kings are in the background, issuing commands,
The Queens are in the parlours, per etiquette’s demand;
The bankers in the country house are busy multiplying
The common people at the front doing all the dying.

source: THE IRON WORKER
Vol1 No 4 1928
Words: anon
Tune: Sing a Song of Sixpence
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The ScabAppeared in THE IRONWORKER written by Jack London
THE SCAB
After God had finished with the rat and the snake, the toad and the vampire, he had some awful substance left with which he made a Scab. A Scab is a two-legged animal with a corkscrew soul, a water-sogged brain, and a combination backbone made of jelly and glue.Where other people have hearts, he carried a tumour of rotten principles. When a Scab comes down the street other men turn their backs, the angels weep tears in heaven, and the devil shuts the gates of hell to keep him out.No man has the right to scab as long as there is a pool of waterdeep enough to drown his body or a rope long enough to hang his car-case with.Judas Iscariot was a gentleman compared with a Scab, for, afterbetraying his master, he had enough character to hang himself; but aScab has not. There is no word in the English language that carriesso much hatred, scorn, loathing and contempt as the term Scab. Oncebranded, a man is marked for life. There is no escape. It is infinitelyworse than the brand that was’ placed upon Cain. It goes with theman everywhere. It shadows his footsteps. It never dies, and nowonder, for it. is a synonym of all that is mean,, contemptible, unmanly. It designates the loss of dignity, honour, principle and manhood. It signifies that it is impossible for its owner to descend to lower depths. He has tried to undermine men who are battling for the bread and butter of their wives and little ones and rivet the -chain of oppression around them; he has sought to defeat his fellows.Judas Iscariot would never have sunk so low. The criminal fromthe penitentiary may to some degree, rehabilitate his character, butthe Scab is an eternal fixture, a living monument of self-inflicted shame, a reproach to honest men, a something that bears an outward resemblance to man, but from whom the dignity of man has departed forever.
As men shun the leper for fear of physical contamination, so they shunthe Scab for fear of moral contamination. When a man has descendedso low as to deserve this term, it is as eternal as though graven onmarble tablets or plates of brass. It never deserts him; it even descends with him to the grave”.

source:
THE IRONWORKER
By Jack London
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Ten Little Kanaka BoysTen Green BottlesTen little kanaka boys were up-ending pine,This song was printed in theQueensland Figaro Magazine at the turn of the century. Morrison is possibly a reference to the famous fisticuff boxer who appears in several ballads, notably as ‘Morrissey and the Russian Sailor’ or, equally possible, a reference to the outstanding shearer of the time whose grandchildren went on to establish the Morrison Clothing Company.
TEN LITTLE KANAKA BOYS
Ten little kanaka boys were up-ending pine,
One fell quite 70 feet and then there were nine.
Nine little kanaka boys had to lift more weight,
One couldn’t lift enough and then there were eight.
Eight little kanaka boys sweating like eleven,
One melted right away and then there were seven.
Seven little kanaka boys boosting up big sucks,
One boy got crushed to death and then there were six.
Six little kanaka boys made an extra strive,
One bust his vitals up and so there were five.
Five little kanaka boys said they’d work no more,
Missionary killed one and then there were four.
Four little kanaka boys climbing up a tree,
One tumbled down and so there were three.
Three little kanaka boys bacca quidsLabour History & Unionism would chew,
One died on chewsday and so there were two.
Two little kanaka boys met young Morrison,
And somehow or other that left only one.
One little kanaka boy stripped of every penny,
Soon became a convert so there wasn’t any.
Civilised ex-kanaka boy took a convert wife,
Loved his rum and Bible, lived a convert’s life.
Civilised young couple breeded brats galore,
Soon raised a family of ten kanakas more.

source:
QUEENSLAND FIGARO MAGAZINE
Tune: Ten Green Bottles
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Nursery Rhyme for SquattersNursery rhyme for young squatters
NURSERY RHYME FOR SQUATTERS
Nursery rhyme for young squatters
baa baa squatter’s sheep
where is all the wool?
Lost by the floods and drought,
Save three bags full.
One for the mortgagee
And one for debts to meet;
And one for the greedy boys
Who rule Macquarie Street.

Source: Microfilm
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Will Lochrane’e Scotch Stump Speech(VOTE FOR LABOUR.)LADIES and gentlemen,—Kindly turn your optics toward me for a few weeks,IMPERIAL SONGSTER NO. 97 – 1907
This stump speech most probably comes from the Sydney Tivoli and can be dated at the time Australia became Federated because of its mention of George Read. It is typical of the genre and should be compared with two other stump speeches from the period as recalled by Joe Watson – refer Australian Folklore Unit under Watson.
I can only surmise that ‘Scotch’ was the equivalent of our ‘double-Dutch’.
Ladies and gentlemen—kindly turn your optics towards me for a few
weeks and I will endeavour to enlighten you on the subject of duxology,
theology, botanology, zoology or any other ology you like. I wish to make an apology, yes my sorefooted, black-eyed rascals, look here and answer me a question I am about to put to your notice. I want to be very lenient with you, but what shall it be, mark you, what shall the subject of my divorce (excuse me), discourse, this evening be? What shall I talk about? Shall it be about the earth, sun, sea, stars, moon, Camp Grove or jail? Now I wish to put before your notice the labour question. It is simply deloructious—isn’t that alright? Yes, allow me to state the labour question is not what it should be.
Now look here, when I was quite a young man I worked very hard indeed, so hard, in fact, that I have seen the drops of perspiration dropping from my manly brow onto the pavement with a thud. Excuse me—yes, I say we shall not work at all! Then again, my wooden, brainless youths, answer me this: should men work between meals? No, no certainly not; it is boisterous!
Other questions I would put before your notice tonight are—why does Georgie Reid wear an eyeglass? Ha, ha my friends we don’t know where we are; therefore where we are we do not know. Yes my noble-faced, flat-feeted, cockeyed, rank-headed asses, I will put before your notice other questions but no longer will I linger on these tantalising subjects. As time wags on and as I have to leave you; certainly I will not take you with me, therefore I leave you. Now the best of fools must part and as I see a policeman coming along I will go. Goodnight!

source:
IMPERIAL SONGSTER, 1907, SYDNEY
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I Wonder Who Invented Work?This world I have searched over, I’ve been in every land,Printed in the Imperial Songster No. 169 in 1924 and attributed to Claude Baker, Jack Veil and Roy Burch. It was performed ‘with laughable absurdity’ by Alfred Frith.
I WONDER WHO INVENTED WORK?
This world I have searched over, I’ve been in every land,
Through Europe and all Asia
To see who invented work and made everything so grand
Through Europe and all Asia.
CHORUS
I wonder who it was invented work, yes work.
It must have been a Hindoo or a Turk, some Turk—
There’s no one on this country’s map
Who thinks of anything like that.
Why worry? Not a coin will leave this earth
Enjoy this life, be happy, smile and never shirk
Some folks work while dancing, others work hard banking
I wonder, I wonder who it was invented work?
Work caused a lot of trouble over our united land
Through Europe and all Asia
Look at all the people working on account of this new plan
Through Europe and all Asia.
It might have been George Fuller, Mr Bruce or Mr Page
In this land of Australia?
The keeper of Taronga Park may have him in a cage
German Jews or Billy Hughes?

source:
IMPERIAL SONGSTER No. 169,
1924
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Just Tell Them That You Saw MeParody: Just Tell Them That You Saw MeI’ve just come back from EuropeThis must have been a popular tune at the turn of the century as it was collected from both Susan Colley and Sally Sloan in the 1950s. This parody of the song was remarked by T. E. Leonard and was printed in the Tivoli Songster of 1900.
JUST TELL THEM THAT YOU SAW ME
While strolling down the street one eve upon mere pleasure bent
‘Twas after business worries of the day
I saw a girl who shrank from me whom I recognised
My schoolmate in a village far away
‘Is that you Madge?’ I said to her, she quickly turned away
‘Don’t turn away, Madge, I’m still your friend
Next week I’m going back to see the old folks and I thought
Perhaps some message you would like to send.’

Chorus: ‘Just tell them that you saw me,’
She said, ‘they’ll know the rest.
Just tell them I was looking well you know
Just whisper if you get a chance to Mother dear
And say, I love her as I did long, long ago.’


‘Your cheeks are pale, your face is thin, come tell me were you ill?
When last we met your eye shone clear and bright
Come home with me when I go Madge, the change will do you good
Your Mother wonders where you are tonight.’
‘I long to see them all again, but not just yet,’ she said
”tis pride alone that’s keeping me away
Just tell them not to worry, for I’m alright don’t you know
Tell Mother I am coming home some day.’
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The Gum Tree Wih Six BranchesAustralia’s On The WallabyI roamed the bush one summer’s eve, while wattle trees were bloomingThis song was sung at the Tivoli Music Hall about 1910 and the words are attributed to Walter P. Keen with music by that old trouper, Joe Salter. The tune has been suggested by Warren Fahey who unearthed the song in 1979. The gumtree now has eight branches with the addition of the Northern Territory and the ACT. A recorded version appears on the 2MBS-FM record Ryder Round Folk, Sydney.
THE GUM TREE WIH SIX BRANCHES
I roamed the bush one summer’s eve, while wattle trees were blooming
And aided by the Myall wood, in a land so sweet perfuming,
At sunset, feeling tired, I slept beneath the bowers,
And as I dreamt a spirit arose, from out of the flowers,
The spirit of Australia, was what it said to me
Oh son of mine I’ll show to you your magic native tree.
CHORUS
One branch is called Victoria and one is New South Wales,
Then South and West Australia, each gallantly prevails.
With Queensland and Tasmania, dll rich in mines and ranches,
That’s federal Australia, the gumtree with six branches.
The spirit said: ‘In that tree, there’s untold wealth awaiting,
The labour of her children, so why be hesitating,
The task is not beyond you, each healthy son and daughter,
But chiefly you must always—supply that tree with water.
Then she will freely yield the things that you require,
And to its independence your nation will aspire.’
The spirit said: Then rest not, till your task it is completed,
Tis only curs who tell you in childhood they’re defeated,
That tree is only growing but she will bloom tomorrow,
For you can’t raise a nation without a little sorrow.
Then may each branch united dispel all jealousy,
Advance as one Australia—upon that magic tree.

source:
Sung at the Tivoli Music Hall about 1910
words are attributed to Walter P. Keen
music by Joe Salter
Tune: Australia’s On The Wallaby
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It’s a Long Way Down the Soup-LineIt’s a Long Way to TipperaryBill Brown was just a working man like others of his kind.Anonymous parody from the Depression. This song was collected from swagman Jack Pobar of Toowoomba, Queensland, who had leant it off a socialist songbook of the 1930s
IT’S A LONG WAY DOWN THE SOUP-LINE
Bill Brown was just a working man like others of his kind.
He lost his job and tramped the streets when work was hard to find.
The landlord put him on the stem, the bankers kept his dough,
And Bill heard everybody sing, no matter where he’d go:
Chorus:
It’s a long way down the soup-line,
It’s a long way to go.
It’s a long way down the soup-line,
And the soup is thin 1 know.
Goodbye, good old pork chops,
Farewell, beefsteak rare;
It’s a long way down the soup-line,
But my soup is there.
So Bill and millions of others responded to the call,
To force the hours of labour down and then make jobs for all.
They picketed the industries and won the four-hour day,
And organised a general strike so men don’t have to say:
The workers own the factories now, where jobs were once destroyed
By big machines that filled the world with hungry unemployed.
They all own homes, they’re living well, they’re happy, free and strong,
But millionaires wear overalls and sing this little song:

source:
c. 1930
collected from swagman Jack Pobar of Toowoomba

music by Joe Salter
Tune: It’s a Long Way to Tipperary
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Charlie Sullivan.
The Number One Ticket Holder
(poem)Charlie Sullivan is dead,Charles Sullivan was the first member to join the Amalgamated Workers Union holding membership card number 1 dated 1886.
The document, from Wagga Wagga, was written by Tim Sullivan. Charles died in 1942 and this handwritten poem was written by him to celebrate the death of the Union’s Secretary and Tim changed the name to Charles as a dedication.
Microfilm
CHARLIE SULLIVAN. THE NUMBER ONE TICKET HOLDER
Charlie Sullivan is dead,
Put down by the ringer, King Death,
His stone is all broken,
His shears are all gaped,
His oil stone is worn out and wet.
He never was one to look down on a chap,
No matter his country or creed,
He would always part up, tucker or nap,
And was good for a pipeful of weed.
His soul is not lost,
It belongs to the Union,
May he get a good cut,
Now the river he has crossed,
And his union ticket be good over there.

Source: Microfilm
Charles died in 1942 and the following handwritten poem was written by him to celebrate the death of the Union’s Secretary and Tim Sullivan changed the name to Charles as a dedication.
Feb 1865
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The Union Of The PeopleMarching Through GeorgiaSound the unions’ cry over sea and land,By C. Drake and from an undated manuscript in the Mitchell Library, SYDNEY
THE UNION OF THE PEOPLE
Sound the unions’ cry over sea and land,
See the swarthy workers gather in a band,
Labor’s ranks are dosing, united we wffl stand
Till the union is won for the people.
CHORUS
Hurrah, hurrah, well shout for victory,
Hurrah, hurrah, for labor’s jubilee
The union shall triumph by land as well as sea,
The union shall conquer for the free.

Clear the way for action—everyone must be
Faithful to our leaders who fight for victory.
Let our glorious watch-word echo for the free,
The union gives strength to the people.
Union men are gathering ready for the fray,
See the light is breaking, darkness turns to day,
Sacred rights of capital, so the parsons say,
Are perilled by the union of the people.
Traitors to the people’s cause may bluster and may blow
Out at next election, neck and crop they go,
We with paper bullets may lay the skiters low,
And reform by the union of the people.
Remember in the Council and Assembly too,
Foes were in abundance, friends were also few,
Le Favre and Maloney with Trenwith tried and true
With Carter gave their voices to the people.
Price may bid the troopers let your bullets tell,
Treat your working brothers like foes if they rebel,
Lay them out disturbers, think of this and well,
Fight for the union of the people.
Hardwood, with his judgment, sways the minds of men,
Hancock leads in counsel, Bennett with his pen,
Murphy in the struggle, does the work of ten,
These champion the union of the people.
To the eight-hour’s banner none shall prove untrue,
Each Australian worker keeps our flag in view,
Hark our wives and children, tell us what to do,
The union is the charter of the people.

source:
undated manuscript in the Mitchell Library.

By C. Drake
Tune: Marching Through Georgia
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Union to the CoreWe are shearers, and not wealthy;By The Dipsomaniac
THE BULLETIN
April 25. 1891
Several of the words of this song appear to have disappeared from colloquial use.
store = money in the pocket/reserve.
gatling = a type of rifle/gun.
Pooches = possibly derivative of pouches.
Moocheys = I suspect this is a reference to dogs.Sogers = an Irish derivative of soldiers.
Gunny = this could be a derivative of gunyah but also possibly of ‘gun-moll’ or loose woman.
UNION TO THE CORE
We are shearers, and not wealthy;
We have little in our store;
But our hearts are true and healthy,
We are union to the core.
Now, the Saviour’s Twelve Apostles
Found a blackleg in their crew;
So, when we first came to jostles,
We found blacklegs with us, too.
Chorus
But let scabs and blacklegs falter,
And let squatters’ gatlings roar,
True to Truth, we cannot alter –
We are union to the core.
When the ‘Cove’ got round some fellows,
We implored ’em, there and then,
Not to show white-livered bellows,
But to act like sterling men.
Then one said – “It’s easy blowing,
But our sugar’s fairly spent,
So we won’t work if it’s going,
For we’re stumped of every cent.”
Then we tossed along our ‘pooches’,
And we swore to see ’em through;
And they meekly turned, like ‘moocheys’,
And behind the sogers drew.
Once again we passed the forces,
Chancing all to save ’em, swore –
“Why we’ll give you up our horses!
Can a bushman offer more?”
As a nigger loves his ‘gunny’,
As a bookie loves the course,
As a miser loves his money,
So a bushman loves his horse!
Yet, to help the Union Forces
(They have always had our store),
Why, we’d even give our horses!
For we’re Union to the core.

source: THE BULLETIN
April 25. 1891
By The Dipsomaniac
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The Working Man’s Candidatestump speechGentlemen: I stands before yer, as a candidate, to represent yer in the big talking shop, at the top of George Street.This nonsense speech is typical on these nineteenth century recitations. It also brings in racist comments against Chinese, Kanakas and Emigrants.
THE WORKING MAN’S CANDIDATE
Gentlemen:
I stands before yer, as a candidate, to represent yer in the big talking shop, at the top of George Street. I’m a working man myself, as I’ve served my time in a barber’s shop, and have had the nose of the working man between my finger and thumb many times in the way of business, and hopes yer will let me lead yer by the nose now.
I’m proud to tell yer that I never had no eddication, and don’t know nothink about legislation; but, as we’re all in the same boat, as afar as that goes, I’m certain to be a real representative. What’s the sue of electing a swell! He don’t know nothing about yer, and don’t wanter. All he wants is just to get his seat, and then he goes in for what he calls “the rights of property”. What have we to do with property (seeing as how we’ve got none!)? Blow property! I’ve got none myself, and (unless I can save something out of the Parliamentary screw), I don’t think I ever will have. Worse luck. But I can jaw as well as any cove I ever seed; and, though I have been called a ‘bush lawyer’ in my time, by coves as said I didn’t want ter work, you juts put me in, and see if I don’t make some of the swells squirm.
The first thing I’d go in for would be to tax all things the swells uses, and we don’t, such as pianners and tooth-brushes, and soap, and bath-rooms; and I’d let terbaccers and grog come in free. I’m not a blue ribboner myself, but if yer like, I’ll join the anti-shouting association, and that ought to suit all on yer – and me too.
I’m in favour of a six-hour movement, and no work on Saturdays or Sundays, for the gals as well as the chaps. Why should servant gals work longer than us! Let them start work at nine o’clock, the same as the boss does, and let the missus cook the grub and knock about till the gal gets up, or else give her the tucker in bed. That’s the say to way it.
I’m dead against niggers and chinkies. What’s that! “I once supplied kanakas with trade.” Weel, so I did: but I did it on what yer calls ‘high moral grounds’, for I used to stick it into them right and left, so that they should go away disgusted, and not come here any more. Why, I once charged a nigger sixty shillings for a gin case painted green, and yet, some coves amongst yer says that I stuck up for ’em. As far as the Chinkies are concerned, I’d make them shut up shop, divide their property amongst yer, cut off their pig-tails, and make ’em clear. If that don’t fetch yer, I don’t know what will.
I’m in favour of a lighthouse at the foot of Edward street. When I see those mighty steamships that ply from Kangaroo Point, without a beacon to guide their course, I feels struck like at what we calls the carelessness of the Naught-I-call Board; and I don’t believe they carries compasses either.
I’d also have a battery elected on the Toowoomba range, to fire on the enemy, in case they wanted to get in the back way.
As for railways, what’s that? “Am I in favour of the Via Recta.” Of course I am. I’d have a railway to Via Recta at once. Eh! “I don’t know what Via Recta is.” Well, I’ve never been there, but if you like to stump up, I’ll go and have a look at it: or, better still, you put me in, and I can go by rail as a dead-head – and you bet I will too.
I’d also invite yer to the Parliamentary Refreshment Rooms every night the ‘ouse sits, and ‘ave wheelbarrers to carry yer ‘ome, in case yer gets tight.
The other cove was jawing to yer about what he called Finance. I don’t suppose you know more about it than I do, but if I get in and find we’re short of cash, why, we’ll start a twenty million loan, and if we find we can’t pay it, just put a wet sponge over the state. We’d go insolvent, like the swells do, for a big amount, start with a clean sheet, and then go in bigger than ever.
I’m dead against emigrants. Instead of paying to bring ’em here, I’d give all yer kids something to start ’em in life. What’s the use of importing mongrels from Europe when we can breed thorough-breds here. You’re all good in that line. Poor coves always are; but wouldn’t yer go in big licks if yer knew that every kid got a Government grant? That ‘ud stop emm’gration.
Bill Ryan, our Chairman, has just told us that as the pubs close at eleven o’clock, I had better ‘shut up’. So I’ll adjourn this meeting sine die, which means till day arter termorrer, at nine o’clock at night, in the same place.

source: STUMP SPEECH

SHEARERS AND GENERAL LABOUR’S RECORD NEWSPAPER

The shearers had their own newspaper called the Shearer’s and General Labourer’s Record and its contents were not too far removed from many union newspapers of today with the exception that their newspaper carried a lot of songs, poems and games- all designed to increase the awareness of the labour struggle.

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Unity BoysTramp, Tramp, TrampNow the shearing’s at an endPrinted in the Shearer’s Record Newspaper and attributed to G. T. Rilley a union representative stationed at Moonbria. It is interesting to see how many political songs have used this same tune including many of Joe Hill’s IWW songs. The Faulkner family were leading pastoralists in New South Wales.
Rupert Murdoch purchased their main station.
UNITY BOYS
Now the shearing’s at an end
So my promise I’ll fulfil
To sing a song the union to defend.
Though I must admit the fact
That they showed a want of tact
But the error made is one that they can mend.
Old Aesop wrote a fable
How the strong man was unable
To break the bundled sticks across his knees,
But when he cut the cord
He broke them easily
Because he broke the bond of unity.
CHORUS

So stick to one another
As steadfast as a brother
And never lose an inch that we have gained
For we know that right is might
So we’ll boldly stand and fight
Till the object of our struggle is obtained.

That the shearers played their part
With manly honest heart
Is evident to any man with brains,
But when they went to law
Little justice there they saw
But imprisonment or confiscated claims.
The squatters can’t deny
No matter how they try
That avarice over-ruled their better sense,
And they never would have stopped
Till the price of shearing dropped
Down as low as ten or fifteen bob per cent.
Then it’s not at all surprising
With the price of rations rising
That the shearers’ time had come to make a stand.
Now we’ve shown the bold example,
Te employers cannot trample
The right to freedom that we cherish in this land.
So we’ll give a hearty cheer
And hope the coming year
Every man will give support with heart and hand,
And with a plucky spirit
We’ll to the world prove it
The foundation of the union’s not on sand.
And now before we sever
Some, perhaps, forever
For Mr Faulkner Junior give a cheer.
And we hope that he does pay
Our mates who went away
And we’ll pray success will crown each coming year.

source:
Shearer’s Record Newspaper
attributed to G. T. Rilley
Tune: Tramp, Tramp, Tramp
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The Union Marching SongMarching Through GeorgiaYou union men of Buckingbung, just listen unto meAttributed to P. C. of Humula.

MARCHING SONGS do not necessarily mean that they were used for marching and this next song, set to that ever-popular song ‘Marching Through Georgia’, is more like a testament to the Amalgamated Shearers* Union. It has a stirring chorus that is aimed at ‘getting the union message across’ and encouraging membership.
THE UNION MARCHING SONG
You union men of Buckingbung, just listen unto me
And I will sing a simple song, in praise of unity.
For unity’s a splendid thing, and ever may it be
The boast of the Amalgamated Union.
CHORUS
Hurrah, hurrah to the Union we’ll adhere,
Hurrah, hurrah we’ll be stronger still next year.
A pound a hundred/or the sheep and rations not too dear,
Hurrah for the Amalgamated Union.
When Davy Temple travelled ’round, the cause to agitate
With all who were opposed to” him, he did expostulate.
He told them that we soon would be a Union proud and great,
Hurrah for the Amalgamated Union.
We quickly joined the Union then to strike for liberty,
And show the wealthy squatters we intended to be free
To claim the right to organise in every colony,
Hurrah for the Amalgamated Union.
Victoria and New South Wales, South Australia and Queensland too
All working now in unity beneath the red and blue,
And cannot but succeed my boys, if to their colours true,
Hurrah for the Amalgamated Union.
I know there are some union men found wanting when they’re tried,
Who for a squatter’s paltry bribe against us would decide,
But as we’re strong and powerful, we can’t afford to let them slide,
Hurrah for the Amalgamated Union.
Now, I believe the rouseabouts are going to organise,
Then over them employers will no longer tyrannise,
And if they want assistance we have money and supplies,
Hurrah for the Amalgamated Union.
Although the squatters laugh at us and blacklegs may deride
Well raise the flag of black and white and bear it with pride
And be faithful to the union cause whatever may betide
Hurrah for the Amalgamated Union.

source:
Attributed to P. C. of Humula.

Tune: Marching Through Georgia
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Shearing TimeThe shearing time has come again;Oct 15, 1889
A.H.S.
SHEARING TIME
The shearing time has come again;
The lads are rolling round.
To seek a place in some good shed
To earn an honest pound
Most for work come every year
They’ve formed, a union “band
The price of labour to raise up
All thro Australia’s land
But still there are some black legs
On stations round, about
Who signed against their fellow men
And threw the Union out
They are not man but paltry curs
Who have not got the heart
To go against the squatters
But stop & “take his part”
They could not screw their courage up
To join the Union band
It stands out for their lawful rights
Which Union lads demand
They’re renegades & traitors
Ashamed to show their faces
To friends they’ve known for years & years
Who’ll brand them with disgrace
No matter to what shed they go
Though years may roll along
They will be known by some of us
Who’ll expose them to the throng
The time will come my bonny lads
When the ” Union ” flag is strong
Than those who now refuse to join
Will discover right from wrong
For well we know; that if we do
Not have a Union Band
The price of Labour must come down
Through Australia’s sunny land
So roll up to the Union “boys
Roll up one & all
For though we’re strong, we won’t do wrong
But “the weak shall go to the wall”

source: The Shearers’ Record newspaper Oct 15, 1889
AHS
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The Song of the Union MenCome let us be banded togetherJan 1890
THE SONG OF THE UNION MEN
Come let us be banded together
1 place in. each other our trust
And may we in heart never sever
Or flinch from a cause that is just
Come give me your hand while we’re singing
It will make it sound sweeter and then
Our song through the world will be ringing
With cheers for the Union Men
CHORUS
Three cheers for the Union men (repeat)
The place will resound with our singing
Three cheers for the Union men
Oh why should there be such ill feeling?
There’s room in the world for us all
And we as true men are revealing
A debt that the great owe the snail
The fight will “but last for a season
The peace will return as before
When men to each other show reason
The strife of the past will be over
So let us be true to each other
Our rights we are sure to obtain
For small is the loss & the bother
Compared to the prize we shall gain
When gone to our last cold oblivion
And all earthly duties are done
Three cheers by our sons will be given
When told how the victory was won
REPEAT CHORUS

source: SHEARERS RECORD NEWSPAPER
Jan 1890

THE MARITIME WORKER

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My Bonnie Lies In Long BayMy Bonnie Lies Over the OceanJudge Kelly first asked for the moneyAnonymous song from the September 1949 issue of the Maritime Worker and concerns the jailing of the ‘twelve’ International labour’ quasi Communists.
MY BONNIE LIES IN LONG BAY
Judge Kelly first asked for the money,
Judge Kelly then asked for the key,
Dovey said: ‘Come, don’t be funny
Bring back that money to me.’
CHORUS
Bring back, bring back
Bring back that money to me, etc.

Judge Foster then said he’d pass sentence,
And spoke of misplaced loyalty,
My bonnie said it was all nonsense,
But he got twelve months at Long Bay.
Chifley went into a frenzy,
Evatt was funny to see,
Caldwell simply went crazy,
And so did the whole ALP.
The coppers searched all round the city,
Helped by the whole CIB,
The papers said it was a pity,
That he’d caused such misery.
My bonnie now lies in a gaol cell,
My bonnie now lies in Long Bay,
My bonnie now lies in the boob house,
He seems such a liar to me.

source:
September 1949 issue of the Maritime Worker

Tune: My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean
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The Screw and The KeysThe Man on the Flying TrapezeOnce I was happy and now I’m forlorn,Anonymous song from 1949 issue of the Maritime Worker. It appears that this song could have been written by union leader Jack King in Long Bay Prison.
THE SCREW AND THE KEYS
Once I was happy and now I’m forlorn,
Just like a coat that’s tattered and torn,
They caught me and tried me and put me in gaol.
Alas and alack and alay,
They sent me out to Long Bay,
And fed me on hominy—mush.
chorus
He walks round the gaol with the greatest of ease,
The dashing young screw with the big bunch of keys,
He watches and guards me and won’t let me be,
And my joy he has taken away.

I was tried by a Judge for cashing a cheque,
He sought by this method the miners to break.
He put me in gaol for the mine owners’ sake,
And now I’m in cell number seventeen
Out in the gaol near Long Bay,
Feedin’ on hom-in-y—mush.
They gave me a hat and grey prison suit,
A shirt and a singlet and a big pair of boots,
And since I’ve been here my name they have took
And now I’m number one-twenty-eight,
Out in that gaol at Long Bay,
Feedin’ on hom-in-y—mush.

source:
1949 issue of the Maritime Worker

Tune: The Man on the Flying Trapeze

SONGS OF THE I.L.P       (Adelaide)

Songbook Published Adelaide circa 1915

The International Labour Party was a socialist group that came out of the International Workers of The World, an American labour organization funded by Joe Hill. There was a very active Australian IWW movement and many drifted into the ILP which had essentially the same platform based on ‘one big union’. Many of the songs the ILP and IWW sang, and they sang often, were American IWW compositions however localisation was obviously encouraged, as was the composition of original material. Parody was the popular tune vehicle and we find several songs written to the one tune. ‘Tramp, Tramp, Tramp’ was a popular vehicle as was ‘Marching Through Georgia’.

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One Big Industrial UnionMarching Through GeorgiaThe good old red book, boys, we’ll sing another song.By G. Allen.
ONE BIG INDUSTRIAL UNION
The good old red book, boys, we’ll sing another song.
Sing it to the wage slave who has not yet joined the throng,”
Of the revolution that will sweep the world along,
To One Big Industrial Union.
Hooray! Hooray! The truth will make you free.
Hooray! Hooray! When will you workers see?
The only way you’ll gain your economic liberty,
Is One Big Industrial Union.
Now the harvest String Trust they would move to Germany,
The Silk Bosses of Paterson, they also want to flee
From strikes and labour troubles, but “they cannot get away From One Big Industrial Union.
You migratory workers of the common labour clan,
We sing to you to join and be a fighting Union man;
You must emancipate yourself, you proletarian,
With – One Big Industrial Union.
CHORUS:
Hooray! Hooray! Let’s set the wage slave free.
Hooray! Hooray! With every victory,
We’ll hum the workers’ anthem till you finally must be
In One Big Industrial Union

source: SONGS OF THE I.L.P
published Adelaide c. 1915
By G. Allen
AIR: Marching Through Georgia
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Where The Parramatta River FlowsWhere the River Shannon FlowsFellow workers pay attention, to what I’m going to mentionThe gaoling of twelve ILP/IWW members – they became known as “The Twelve’ – became a popular subject for songwriters. The men were gaoled on a pretext and held in Parramatta Gaol for over a year.
WHERE PARRAMATTA RIVER FLOWS
Fellow workers pay attention to what I’m going to mention.
For it is the fixed intention of the Workers of the World,
And I hope you’ll all be ready, true-hearted, brave and steady
To gather round our standard when the Red Flag is un furled.
CHORUS;
Where the Parramatta flows, each fellow worker knows,
They have bullied and oppressed us, but still our Union grows,
And we’re got to find a way, boys, for shorter hours and
better pay, boys;
And we’re going to win the day, boys, where the Parramatta flows.
For these gunny-sack contractors have all been dirty actors,
And they’re our benefactors, each fellow worker knows.
So we’ve got to stick together in fine and dirty weather,
And we will show no white feather, where the Parramatta flows.
Now the boss the law is stretching, bulls and pimps he’s fetching,
And they are a fine collection, as a wowser only knows.
But why their mothers reared them, and why the devil spared them,
Are questions we can’t answer, where the Parramatta flows

source: SONGS OF THE I.L.P
published Adelaide c. 1915

TUNE: Where the River Shannon Flows
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Help The JailedWrap Me Up In My Stockwhip & BlanketAt this hour when the plutes are dictators‘plutes’ obviously refers to plutocrats
HELP THE JAILED
At this hour when the plutes are dictators,
Controlling Industrial life,
To jail go the best agitators,
Leaving helpless their children-wife.
Chorus:
So make it a ‘ding-dong’ collection,
We’ll send a fat cheque by next mail,
To help their helpless dependents,
And comrades who languish in jail.
To speak out your mind is conspiring.
These plutes you must never defy,
If they haven’t a law, that will jail you,
A bribe may be paid tor a lie.
Then come, let us solemnly pledge, boys,
Agitation we never shall cease,
Until the whole twelve unconditioned,
Our masters in terror release.
Unrelenting we’ll keep agitating,
Till the cold dismal cells shall confine
The tyrants who jailed the brave battlers
For the cause that is your’s and mine

source: SONGS OF THE I.L.P
published Adelaide c. 1916-17. Contributor Mike Payne points out that the song was from this period and that it seems to reflect the time when the fraudulent police evidence used to convict the ‘twelve’ was beginning to unravel.
TUNE: Wrap Me Up In My Stock Whip and Blanket
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Bump Me Into ParliamentYankee DoodleCome listen, all kind friends of mine,Written by Casey, of the One Big Union League, Melbourne, this is one of the most popular songs from that period. ‘Casey’ was a prolific songwriter and this version, probably the first printed version, has additional verses to the usual published versions.
BUMP ME INTO PARLIAMENT
Come listen, all kind friends of mine,
I want to move a motion,
To make an Eldorado here,
I’ve got a bonzer notion.
Chorus:
Bump me into Parliament,
Bounce me any wa—y.
Bang me into Parliament,
On next election day.
Some very wealthy friends I know
Declare I am most clever,
While some may talk tor an hour or so,
Why, I can talk for ever.
So bump, etc.
I’ know the Arbitration Act
As a sailor does his “rigglns,”
So if you want a small advance
I’ll talk to Justice Higgins.
So bump, etc.
Oh, yea, I am a Labour man
And believe in revolution;
The quickest way to bring them on;
Is talking constitution.
So bump etc.
To keep the cost of living down,
A law I straight would utter,
A hundred loaves for a tray I’d sell,
With a penny a ton for butter.
So bump, etc.
I have been asked what would I do
If e’er the Germans came here,
A regulation I would make
To say they shan’t remain here.
So bump. etc.
They say that kids are getting scarce.
I believe there’s something in it;
By extra laws I’d incubate
A million kids a minute
So bump,’ etc.
I’ve read my library ten times through,
And Wisdom justifies me.
The man who does not vote for me,
By Cripes he crucifies me.
Now, Sinclair, he was fined five quid
For singing this here ditty,
Betsy was his witness there,
But the “Booby” pooled the “Kitty”
So Bump ’em into Parliament,
Bounce ’em any way;
Bang ’em into Parliament,
Don’t let the Court decay.

source: SONGS OF THE I.L.P
published Adelaide c. 1915

TUNE: Yankee Doodle

SONGS OF THE I.L.P      (Sydney)

782.420268

Industrial Labour Party. 117 Bathurst St. Sydney.
This appears to be the local IWW and the booklet, songster sized, includes references to the Gang of Twelve (unionists who were put in Parramatta Goal) including Tom Glynn.

Songs include usual Joe Hill and IWW songs plus the following local items of Australian composition.

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A New Song For The Girl SlavesThere Is A Happy LandThere is a shirt factory over the wayBy ‘Menzies’
Bump Me Into ParliamentYankee Doodlesee above
Help The JailedWrap Me Up In My Stockwhip & BlanketAt this hour when the plutes are dictatorssee above
Where The Parramatta River FlowsWhere The River Shannon FlowsFellow workers pay attention, to what I’m going to mentionsee above

THE EIGHT HOUR WORKINGMEN’S DEMONSTRATION HOLIDAY SONG BOOK

Mitchell Library

The following two songs come from a pamphlet published by A W Beard, George Street, Sydney. The dates are unclear but it is very early, possibly around 1880. The leaflet only offered three songs. The third song was a song on behalf of a sewing machine company titled “I Can Mind My Wheel, Mother”

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Fair Work for a Fair Day’s PayAuld Lang Syne,” OR ” Partant Pour la SyriaLet’s raise our voices, loud proclaim,
FAIR WORK FOR A FAIR DAY’S PAY
Let’s raise our voices, loud proclaim,
“Tis the workman’s holiday,
Our constant steadfast honest aim,
Fair work for a fair day’s pay.
CHORUS—Eight hours for work, eight hours for play.
Eight hours for rest we claim ,
A fair day’s work for a fair day’s pay,
Our constant honest aim.
Australia hail! land of the free !
We love thy fertile soil;
We walk erect, nor bow the knee,
We live by honest toil.
Eight hours for work, eight hours for play,
Eight hours for rest we claim;
A fair day’s work for a fain day’s pay,
Our constant honest aim.
We scorn oppression, seek not strife,
In this peaceful happy land.
Our homes, our Queen we love as life,
We’ll protect them hand in hand.
Eight hours for work, eight hours for play,
Eight hours for rest we claim ;
A fair day’s work for a fair day’s pay,
Our constant honest aim,
We despise the miser and his gold,
We envy not his wealth;
We shrink not from the heat and cold,
Our labour brings us health.
Eight hours for work, eight hours for play,
Eight hours for rest we claim ;
A fair day’s work for ‘a fair day’s pay,
Our constant honest aim.
Then, Brother Workmen, shout for joy,
On this our holiday;
We’ve earned our sweets without alloy,
With fair work for fair pay.
Eight hours for work, eight hours for play,
Eight hours for rest we claim ;
A fair day’s work for a fair day’s pay,
Our constant honest aim.

source: THE EIGHT HOUR WORKINGMEN’S DEMONSTRATION HOLIDAY SONG BOOK

pamphlet published by A W Beard, George Street, Sydney
Mitchell library
AIR.— “Auld Lang Syne,” OR ” Partant Pour la Syria.”
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I’m An Eight-Hour Working Man” Auld Lang Syne,” OR “Partant Pour la Syria.”I’m an eight hour working man, hooray !
I’M AN EIGHT-HOUR WORKING MAN
I’m an eight hour working man, hooray !
An eight hour working man;
For eight hours work, eight hours pay,
Is for me the ‘wisest plan.
“Hooray! hooray! hip, hip hooray
For the eight hours working plan,
For eight hours work, eight hours pay,
Is for me the wisest plan.”
I’m an eight hour working man, hooray!
An eight hour working man;
For eight hours sleep, and eight hours play,
Is a wise and human plan.
“Hooray! hooray! hip, hip hooray!
For the eight hour working plan;
For eight hours sleep, and eight hours pay,
Is a wise and human plan.”
I am a man, and the eight hours plan,
For WORK, for SLEEP, for PLAY,
Is just and right, deny it who can,
So let’s be merry to-day.
“Hooray! hooray! hip, hip hooray1
For the eight hour working plan;
Is just and right, deny it who can,
So let’s be merry to-day,”
I will not fight by force or might,
I’m an eight hours working man;
He can’t be wrong whose cause is right,
And that’s the eight hour plan.
” Hooray! hooray! hip, hip hooray!
For the eight hours working plan;
He can’t be wrong whose cause is right,
And that’s the eight hour plan.”
For wife and home and children dear,
I’m an eight hour working man;
I envy neither king nor peer,
Whilst I work on the eight hour plan.
” Hooray! hooray! hip, hip hooray!
For the eight hour working plan;
I envy neither king nor peer,
‘Whilst I work on the eight hour plan.”

source: THE EIGHT HOUR WORKINGMEN’S DEMONSTRATION HOLIDAY SONG BOOK

pamphlet published by A W Beard, George Street, Sydney
Mitchell library
AIR.— “Auld Lang Syne,” OR ” Partant Pour la Syria.”

INDUSTRIAL SOLIDARITY     (Adelaide)

MDQ331.87/2
Adelaide newspaper of the One Big Union movement.
The newspaper devotes considerable space to the ‘IWW Twelve’

The true path to freedom has ever been blazed
By the Larkin’s, the Connolly’s, the Deb’s and ‘The Twelve’
They come, but to tell us if wrongs must be razed
The workers must do it, and do it themselves,

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The SundownerHe built the roadNov 1920
THE SUNDOWNER
He built the road
With others of his class, he built the road,
Now over it many a weary mile
He packed his load.
Chasing a job, spurned on by his hunger’s goad,
He walks and walks and walks
And wonders why the hell he built the road.

Source: INDUSTRIAL SOLIDARITY Newspaper
Nov 1920
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The One Big UnionOh, come and join our valiant band1920 May No 3
By Monty Miller

Note: in a future issue the paper mentions Monty Miller (86) as being ‘The greatest working class rebel in Australia’
THE ONE BIG UNION
Oh, come and join our valiant band,
To form the One Big Union;
With labour’s sons and daughters stand,
In one wide world communion.
We want the men who know their right,
And nothing else are seeking,
Who stand for freedom of the mind,
With liberty of speaking.
Who battle for their fellowmen
Both in and out of season,
Who ever with their tongue and pen
Give words of clearer reason.
We’ll have no parasites on earth,
Our world can do without them;
With tongue and pen will make them men,
Or else completely rout them.
We’ll have no priests, we’ll have no kings,
Let them join in as brothers;
To earn themselves their just reward
By sharing toil with others.
We’ll strike the fetters from wage slaves
Their creative powers releasing,
That gives to life the light and joy
That makes life’s richest blessing.
We’ll wake this sad world ring with joy,
With pearls of children’s laughter,
We’ll make an Eden of this Hell
For all who shall come after

Source: INDUSTRIAL SOLIDARITY Newspaper
1920 May No 3
By Monty Miller

INDUSTRIAL SOLIDARITY     (Melbourne)

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Threshing MachineTa ra ra boom de ayHI had a job once threshing wheatJuly 1919 No 7
THRESHING MACHINE
(TA RA RA BOOM DE AY)
I had a job once threshing wheat,
Worked sixteen hours with hands and feet,
And when the moon was shining bright,
They kept me working all the night.
One moonlight night, I hate to tell,
I accidentally slipped and fell,
My pitchfork went right in between
Some cogwheels of the threshing machine.
Taraharh boomdeay, it made a noise that way,
And wheels and bolts and hay
Went flying every way
That stingy Rube said: “A thousand gone to shite”
But I did sleep that night –
I needed it all right!
Next day that stingy Rube did say
“I’ll take my eggs to town today,
You can grease my wagon up,
And also promptly screw that nut”.
I greased his wagon all right – but
I plumb forgot to screw that nut,
And when he started on that trip.
Poor Rube slipped off and broke his hip.
Taraharh boomdeay, it made a noise that way,
That Rube was sure a sight,
And mad enough to fight,
His whiskers and his legs,
Were full of scrambled eggs.
I told him “That’s too bad.
I’m feeling very sad.”
And then that farmer said: “You Turk!
I bet you are an I Won’t Work
He paid me off right there, by gum,
So I went out and told my chum
Next day when threshing did commence.
My chum was ‘Johnny on the fence’
And ‘pon my word that awkward kid,
He dropped his pitchfork like I did.
Taraharh boomdeay, it made a noise that way,
And part of that machine
Hit Ruben on the bean,
He cried: “Oh me, Oh my!
I nearly lost my eye.”
My partner said: “you’re right;
It’s bedtime now 0 good night!”

Source:INDUSTRIAL SOLIDARITY
Melbourne July 1919 No 7
SONGTUNEFIRST LINECOMMENT
Happy DaysWhen Jesus Washed My Sins AwayHappy day! Happy day!July 1919
HAPPY DAYS
(WHEN JESUS WASHED MY SINS AWAY)
Happy day! Happy day!
When first we joined the AMA
They put us in the s-b-way
And cats have kittens every day
Happy days! Happy days!
When first I joined the AWU
They organised a job for two
And you ‘rep’ me and I’ll ‘rep’ you
Happy me, Happy you.
Happy day, liberty!
When first I joined the ALP
They let me vote for an M.P.
Who promised he would set us free
Happy days, pure and free
When first I joined the ALP.

Source:INDUSTRIAL SOLIDARITY
July 1919
SONGTUNEFIRST LINECOMMENT
Song of the Wheat LumpersLump, lump, lumpNov 1919
SONG OF THE WHEAT LUMPERS
Lump, lump, lump,
All day in the burning heat,
For two bob an hour
To lump bags of wheat
We sell labour-power
Humping weevils and wheat
Stitch, stich, stich,
All day with an aching back,
But when we get wise,
We’ll all unionise
And give the boss the ‘sack’.

Source:INDUSTRIAL SOLIDARITY
November 1919

SOLIDARITY NEWSPAPER     (Sydney)


1917-1918
Published in Glebe. Newspaper of Industrial Labour Party

SONGTUNEFIRST LINECOMMENT
Will We WakeI’ve been thinking, fellow membersApril 1918
This song, signed ‘Jerry Tumble’, addresses the Australian Workers Union internal fight where the Union asked the membership to vote on whether it should proceed with direct action or seek arbitration.
WILL WE WAKE
I’ve been thinking, fellow members,
Of our brothers in the past,
We fought to build the Union up,
To make it mighty strong,
And check the hungry wool kings,
Who had kept us down too long.
In those days we had no wage boards,
No legal gents to fee
In fixing of a living wage,
Which leaves the bosses free,
Left him face to rob and plunder,
As they’re doing here today,
With their mighty rings and combines,
And none to say them nay.
It seems that our politicians,
Like the workers, have been doped,
For they stand like loony cattle,
Or sheep newly-roped,
They stand tamely by and silent,
While the wealthy and the sleek,
Work their capitalistic dodges,
On the helpless and the weak.
It was not for this we battled,
In the rough of days of yore,
When fighting down the Lachlan,
In the strife of ninety-four,
We fought to build a party up,
To get us a square deal,
(We have the party, sure enough,
But what about the deal?)
And yet perchance, when all’s summed up,
The workers are not to blame,
For the workers are like cattle now,
Like cattle very tame.
Old ‘Militancy’ has fled,
And even the hopes that prod them on
Seem very nearly dead.
Arbitration’s gag has done its work,
The dope has washed all round,
Until today to fight a wrong,
There’s no one to be found,
Our Union ‘heads’ are like the rest,
Their thoughts on place and pay,
While all the while the fat man bloke
Is gaily making hay.
My vote is for a forward move,
Onward, let us be borne,
And lift us from our present state,
Of sheep all nicely shorn,
A forward push we badly need,
Too long we’ve been asleep,
To long we’ve stood the big fat man
Old Fatty, sly and sleek.

Source:SOLIDARITY NEWSPAPER SYDNEY
April 1918
SONGTUNEFIRST LINECOMMENT
The Slaves DoxologyPraise God From Whom All Blessings FlowPraise Boss when morning work-bells chime1918/June 15
With a note: Written by Bill Casey who also wrote Bump Me Into Parliament.
THE SLAVES DOXOLOGY
Praise Boss when morning work-bells chime
Praise Him for bits of overtime
Praise Him, whose wars we love to fight
Praise Fat the Leach and Parasite
Oh, Hell.

Source:SOLIDARITY NEWSPAPER SYDNEY
June 1918
Tune: Praise God From Whom All Blessings Flow
SONGTUNEFIRST LINECOMMENT
Bump Me Into ParliamentI have been asked what would I do1918/June 15
including two verses that appear not to have been reproduced in future uses because of their relevance to the era.
BUMP ME INTO PARLIAMENT
I have been asked what would I do
If ever the Germans come here,
A regulation I would make.
To say they shan’t remain here.
They say that kids are getting scarce,
I believe there’s something in it,
By extra laws I’d incubate,
A million kids a minute.

Source:SOLIDARITY NEWSPAPER SYDNEY
June 1918
SONGTUNEFIRST LINECOMMENT
Bump Me Into Parliament.(report)I have read my Bible through and through,Interesting report from the Sydney courts where an ILP member was arrested for singing Bump Me Into Parliament.
BUMP ME INTO PARLIAMENT
‘Constable James gave evidence for the Crown and stated that Defendant (Douglas Sinclair) was a speaker at an ILP meeting
on Sydney Domain on July 7 (1918) and sang a song entitled ‘Bump Me Into Parliament’ indicating the use of profane language to wit, the words:
I have read my Bible through and through,
And Jesus justifies me,
And those who don’t vote for me,
By Christ they crucify me.
In summing up his case the defendant told the court to dismiss the case on the grounds that it was a quotation which had been passed by the Censor, and it was a song sung Sunday after Sunday on the Yarra Bank, Melbourne, in Broken Hill and Brisbane, and on the Domain for the past two months. He pointed out that it would constitute such a precedent that quotations could be in future an offence, and the quoting of passages from Henry Lawson’s works would be considered as obscene language.
The case was dismissed with Douglas offering to pay a five-pound inconvenience fine.
Apparently the editor of Solidarity had cleared the printing of the verses prior to publishing in Solidarity. Scary times.

Source: Interesting report from the Sydney courts where an ILP member was arrested for singing Bump Me Into Parliament.

In my books ‘Balls of Bob Menzies’  (Angus & Robertson) and ‘Ratbags & Rabblerousers’ (Currency Press) I mention some lines from a song about Percy Brookfield who was the MLA for Broken Hill. Percy Brookfield was shot dead on March 22, 1921, by a ‘Russian madman’ at Riverton Railway Station, South Australia. The circumstances of the murder remain clouded and the ‘Mad Russian’ was detained in a SA institution.

Mr Harry Chaplin of Broken Hill sang the following song however he felt it might have had another verse. Since Brookfield was sympathetic to the Communist party (although not a member) I suspect this song was popular within CPA circles. The tune harry used is familiar to me but I still haven’t managed to put an identifying name to it. The verses have a touch of ‘Wild Colonial Boy’ but the chorus is a mystery to be solved.

Mr Chaplin was a champion cyclist for several years.

Percy Brookfield

From North, South, East and Westward
He was loved by all who slave
And to save the lives of others
His noble life he gave
He did not want the asking
He was ready for the fray
And won a name in history
On that immortal day

Chorus
Australia, Australia,
The loss of Brookfield may you mourn
He faced the gun, our noble son,
And from our ranks he’s gone
He loved his fellow workers
And for them his life he gave
And now he’s sleeping peacefully
In a heroes grave

The train was late that morning
To Adelaide on its way,
When a man ran amok at Riverton
And held the crowd at bay.
Jack Broomfield in a moment
Said “Something must be done.”
And bravely rushed the murderer
And tried to seize his gun.

SOURCE

Harry Chaplin, Broken Hill, 1973. Fahey Collection

P F Collins  also known as ‘Percy the Poet’ was a Sydney street poet who hawked his works at football grounds and at the Domain.

Percy Brookfield

Lament from shore to shore,
For Brookfield who’s no more;
His honest life is over,
He’s lying cold and dead.
A sterling man was he,
With me you will agree;
He helped men to be free,
Throughout the world wide.

He gave the wowsers fits, 
He hated hypocrites,
And men who worked in pits
His heart was brave and pure
Of that we’re very sure,
He helped to feed the poor
When faced with poverty.

At Riverton we know
A madman laid him low,
And as years come and go
He will not be forgotten.
The bravest ever trod,
Beloved by man and God,
And now beneath the sod
’til Michael’s trumpet sounds. 

SOURCE

P. F. Collins broadside

Harry Stein

Harry was a friend of mine in his later years. We had Christmas lunch together for five years and I often saw him at jazz functions. He was a keen labour history student and long time friend of the Maritime Unions. Harry also played jazz for many years and loved a good story!

Sir Frank Packer when he owned the Sydney Daily Telegraph was always on the wharfies backs “they were lazy, drunks and no-hopers.” Stan Moran, the union leader, led a mob of wharfies into the Telegraph building to protest and on the way out he saw a son of an old friend who worked for Packer. When he saw Stan he begged him not to say anything to his family – they think I play piano in a brothel.

Two wharfie nicked off early from the job – the boss came down to ask ‘who’s missing?”
“Burke & Wills.” Came the dry reply.
“Okay” he says, “tell ’em they’re fired!”

The boss and his deputy were not the brightest men.
They were always referred to as ‘the close finish’
There was only a half head between them!

Two steel workers were celebrating one of their birthdays.
Jack said “here’s a toast to long life for you – Maybe you live to be 120 and three months.”
“So what’s the extra three months for?”
“Well, I wouldn’t like to see you die suddenly”

NICKNAMES OF SYDNEY WHARFIES


The undertaker – always sizing people up
Captain Sardine – he came from Norway
Alligator – always bites you for a loan
Barrister – spends most of his time at the bar
Singlets – was never off the worker’s backs
Judge – always sitting on a case
Surgeon – a boss how was always out to knife some one
Doug the Dog – used to call everyone Pal
Preserved peaches – always in the can

Always keen to enlist folklore collectors I asked Harry to write down a few car stickers.

CAR STICKERS


Dressmakers have a steamy side
Carpenters make better studs
Barbers work up a lather
Mathematicians like good figures
Mechanics love a good screw
Tile layers put it in by the foot
Wood workers have more vice nurses make it better
Librarians are stacked
Builders know all about erections
Old plumbers never die – they just go down the drain

8 hour day campaign chant


Eight hours to work eight hours to play
Eight hours to sleep – eight bob a day

Union Songs & Solidarity

A CD of songs of struggle available at our online shop.

Warren Fahey sings ‘The Union Boy’

The Union Boy.

A very early Singabout Magazine (1956) published by the Bush Music Club, Sydney, first brought this song to my attention. Its words are sharp and to the point as the young girl defends her new love as ‘recently joining the Union’ but then threatens the young man with a litany of violence if he ever strayed to the dark side, including cutting him up in a hay machine and turning him into ‘Chinese rice’. In this day and age when only one in five Australian workers belong to a trade union it is a reminder of the role of solidarity in our labour history. I decided to record the song as my protest over the continuing erosion of worker’s rights and the decline in respect for traditional craftsmanship.

From Bill Coughlin/Meredith. National Library ORAL TRC4/20

Warren Fahey & The Larrikins sing ‘Unity Boys’. Warren Fahey: Vocals., Dave de Hugard: Accordion., Chris Kempster: Guitar., Bob McInnes: Fiddle. Andy Saunders: Guitar.

Unity Boys.

Australia had the worlds first fully elected Labor government. I believe this came about because, being an island in the middle of the Pacific, we were a geographically isolated country, and we were settled relatively late by people who had an above standard level of education (compared to other countries like America). This also highlighted our need to rely on mateship for survival and this, in turn, led to a general strengthening of the union system. The song comes from the Shearer’s Strike of the last decade of the eighteen-hundreds. This was a bitter struggle that just about ruined the Amalgamated Shearer’s Union but they eventually won and in doing so laid the foundation for the Australian Labor Party. The poem was a natural for the tune ‘Tramp, Tramp, Tramp’ as used in the ‘Wallaby Brigade’. The song also acknowledges the Falkiner family who operated some of the larger South West New South Wales stations including Boonoke, near Deniliquin, which, during the nineteen seventies and eighties, was owned by Rupert Murdoch. I should also add that this is included as a historical item and I can’t really imagine anyone else singing these tongue-twisting verses.

Solidarity Forever: Australian Songs of Struggle and Strife.

Never underestimate the power of a song! After forty years of hunting, researching and performing both traditional songs I have learnt that truth. Traditional songs are very special creations for, unlike all other songs; they are the product of the community rather than songs created for commercial gain. The majority of the songs and poems on this album express anger or frustration – all expressed in their own individual style. Some make their point with wit and parody, some hit like a hammer; others leave you up in the air.

This collection follows four main threads exploring the songs associated with political and social change in an ever-changing Australia: the shearing strikes of the 1890s, the struggles on the coalfields, early factory life, and the Australian at war.

There is little doubt that the national strike action surrounding over twelve years of open dispute and agitation between workers and employers in the shearing industry of the latter part of the nineteenth century saw the emergence of a new brand of workplace relations. It was a confrontation that started life in the tent cities of the 1850s gold rush where, for the first time, men worked for themselves rather than as shepherds for ‘the boss’. It was a new found freedom fraught with social problems but a freedom considered well worth the fight. As the mines expanded and moved from alluvial to deep shaft mining the need for more organization and capital investment meant that most miners returned to working for ‘the man’.  Many miners transferred across to the coal mining, all operated by companies and, like many infant industries, riddled with problems of ‘who’s master and who’s man’. The shearing industry witnessed another confrontation and records show change was necessary, although extremely slow to be implemented. Squatters, considered by many (including themselves) as ‘all powerful in their own domain’ employed workers on low rates, fed them poor food, housed them in flea-pits and could hire and fire at will. Sheep could be ‘raddled’ with a blue paint by a ‘toby stick’ indiscriminately wielded by a squatter, resulting in shearers not being paid for his work. There were many grievances and, by 1891, they had all tumbled together as the shearers called for ‘solidarity’ and ‘change’. Change ultimately came and, as history shows, led to improved conditions, the consolidation of unions and, eventually, the formation of the Australian Labor Party.

Warren Fahey sings ‘Bump Me Into Parliament’  Marcus Holden: Viola. Garry Steel: Upright Piano. Clare O’Meara: Fiddle.

Bump Me Into Parliament.

This song can claim a bumpy history. Written as a parody of ‘Yankee Doodle’ in 1915 by Bill Casey, of Melbourne, it became a socialist anthem, especially for the Wobblies (International Workers of the World) objecting to the goaling of ‘The Twelve’ socialist unionists. The Sydney Twelve were members of the Industrial Workers of the World and arrested on September 23, 1916, in Sydney, and charged with treason under an archaic law known as the Treason Felony Act (1848), arson, sedition and forgery. It was more about the government’s fear of the rise of socialism and communism and thoughts of ‘reds under every bed’.

I first heard the song sung by the late Declan Affley and eventually found what appears to be the first publication in Songs of the ILP (International Labour Party), Adelaide, 1915, where it was attributed to Casey. (For more on Bill Casey – http://iww.org.au/node/337)

Some explanations to the names mentioned in the song: Justice Higgins was Chief Judge of the Arbitration Court. The reference to Sinclair singing the song relates to the following incident as cited by Solidarity Newspaper (published Glebe, 1918)

‘Constable James gave evidence for the Crown and stated that Defendant (Douglas Sinclair) was a speaker at an ILP meeting on Sydney Domain on July 7 (1918) and sang a song entitled ‘Bump Me Into Parliament’ indicating the use of profane language to wit, the words:

I have read my Bible through and through, And Jesus justifies me,

And those who don’t vote for me, By Christ they crucify me.

In summing up his case the defendant told the court to dismiss the case on the grounds that it was a quotation which had been passed by the Censor, and it was a song sung Sunday after Sunday on the Yarra Bank, Melbourne, in Broken Hill and Brisbane, and on the Domain for the past two months. He pointed out that it would constitute such a precedent that quotations could be in future an offence, and the quoting of passages from Henry Lawson’s works would be considered as obscene language.

The case was dismissed with Douglas offering to pay a five-pound inconvenience fine.

Finally, as a curious youth in the early 1960s I often visited Speaker’s Corner at Sydney’s Domain where I heard one of the last Wobbly speakers. Every time he shouted out his cry of ‘I.W.W’ the crowd would bawl back an equally defiant: ‘It Won’t Work!’

Warren Fahey sings ‘Rafferty & Cafferty’, Dave de Hugard: Accordion  Chris Kempster: Guitar

Rafferty and Cafferty.

Joe Watson of Caringbah sang me this song when he was ninety-two years old. It’s actually two items I pieced together as I have joined Joe Watson’s ‘Stump Speech’ in with ‘Rafferty and Cafferty’ – a simple case of Rafferty’s Rules! The stump speech is a folk creation to take the mickey out of politicians – the art of saying a lot without saying anything at all. The song can be dated by its mention of ‘Georgie Porgie’ Reid. George Reid was leader of the Liberal tendency in New South Wales, led by Charles Cowper and Henry Parkes and which Reid organised as the Free Trade and Liberal Association in 1889. He was Premier of New South Wales from 1894 to 1899 and Prime Minister in 1904 and 1905. Although a supporter of Federation, he took an equivocal position on it during the campaign for the first referendum in June 1898, earning himself the nickname of “Yes-No Reid.”  Joe said there were several ‘Stump Speeches’ around in those days. You can read the words of both ‘Rafferty and Cafferty’ and the ‘Stump Speech’, plus many of Joe Watson’s other songs at http://warrenfahey.com/people/joe-watson.html

The troubles of the 1890s shearing strikes coincided with the great population shift that witnessed the majority of Australians relocating from the bush to the cities. It was in the cities and coastal towns where work could be found. Of all the new industries it was coal mining that caused the most concern. Growth was rapid as the mines dug deep to feed the ever-hungry furnaces of the cities. We had also started to export coal internationally. This resulted in miners being urged to work harder, longer and often in extremely unsafe conditions. Like the shearers they were paid piecemeal – per ton they took to the mine-top. Like the shearers they found themselves embroiled in a battle of ‘who’s master, who’s man’. The miners had learnt from the shearers and their unions became well organised and aggressive, many attaching themselves to socialist and communist ideology. The struggles in the Hunter Valley and western New South Wales town of Lithgow were particularly violent and both produced songs included in this collection. You will also find some songs from the Broken Hill mines and the railway industry.

Tracking Lithgow’s Folklore through songs and stories.

By Warren Fahey

Australian identity is a sometimes evasive to identify. My brief stint collecting oral histories in Lithgow in the early 1970s provided me with some signposts that have stayed with me and helped develop my understanding of what makes us unique in a rapidly changing world. I grew up in a different Australia at a time when the Australian identity was usually defined as a grog-fuelled, fag smoking, ocker sort of world. Men were gawky, often awkward around women and totally insular in sharing their emotions. Women were the glue in most families, hardworking and controlling the purse strings. Caricatures like Chips Rafferty’s film blokes, Barry Humphries’  Bazza McKenzie and Paul Hogan’s Crocodile Dundee were all macho types and, to some extent, not too far removed from the colonial outback drover and shearer, especially when they hit the big smoke.

I started to absorb Australian history at a young age. Although born in the inner Sydney suburb of Paddington I was raised on storytelling, old songs and the poetry of Henry Lawson and Banjo Paterson. The stories of pioneers, explorers and itinerant workers fascinated me. I realised the songs and stories provided a link, a signpost, to just about every aspect of Australian history from the convict era through to city factory life. Over the past fifty years I have collected, analysed and performed these songs and stories on radio, stage and in my books and recording projects. In the late sixties, when I began producing programs for ABC radio, I became concerned that the new medium of television, launched in 1956, was sounding the death knell for storytelling and homemade entertainment, so I decided to go bush for a year and see if I could collect remnants of yesterday’s Australia. I was also keen to see if Australia had any industrial songs. In 1972 I began collecting in earnest and one of my first destinations was Lithgow. It had the history, relative isolation of a valley, and it had coal mining.

Warren Fahey & The Larrikins sing ‘ Lithgow Onwards Struggle’ Warren Fahey: Vocals. Dave de Hugard: Accordion. Bob McInnes: Fiddle.

Lithgow Onwards Struggle.

Another piece included because of its historical significance rather than its singability! Printed as a one-penny broadsheet by the Lithgow-Hartley District 8-Hour Committee, dated 11 August, 1911 and signed by Richard Northey (Secretary). I had it from Jack Mays, a retired miner in Lithgow. It was quite common to sell these penny sheets to raise money for relief funds. This one supported the Ironworks Relief Fund and came from the period of the Hoskin’s Strike, Lithgow. Its original title was ‘Jingle on the Lithgow Ironworks Tunnel Struggle’. I set the tune for an ABC Radio documentary in the early nineteen-eighties.

Arriving in Lithgow I made for the obvious point of reference – the Lithgow District Historical Society. Eskbank House, Lithgow’s most-valuable heritage asset, was operated by the society and I recall trawling through endless files and bookcases. My next move was to contact the local miner’s union and locate some retired miners who might agree to be recorded for my National Library collection. Collecting oral history and folklore is a bit like assembling a jigsaw puzzle – one piece leads to another until you have a rounded story. I was fortunate to meet Jack ‘Twinny’ Mays, a retired miner and a mine of storytelling. Jack introduced me to another miner and unionist, Jim ‘Champ’ Champion. Together they provided me with an extensive lexicon of words peculiar to the local mining industry. Many of these words and expressions have been lost in time, especially with the mechanisation and now computerisation of mining.Words like gantry, over-wind, bork, sprags and daug join long-forgotten lines from songs, poems and drinking toasts. I remember asking Jack about his experience in the Great Depression. “Oh, my wife made me a sandwich and I’d head off every morning at 8am and return at 4pm”. I said, “Where did you get work in Lithgow in the Depression?” He looked at me and said, “Work? I couldn’t get work. I used to hide in the bush every day – we didn’t want the neighbours to pity us, they didn’t have any money either.” Jack’s wife added that the family lived on nine shillings a week and had to ‘put our pride in our pocket’. I often use this story when I am trying to explain the hard times of the 1930s to school students. You can give them all the facts and figures but a heart-retching story wins every time. Jack and Jim also gave me a song about the 1911 strike at the Hoskin’s Mine. Miners were paid per ton they bought to the pit top and the union was negotiating with Charles Hoskins for an additional tuppence in the ton. The colliery owner retaliated by decreasing the tonnage by tuppence. One of Lithgow’s most bitter strikes erupted. Jack and Jim related how every day of the strike the scab labourers were met by the Lithgow miner’s brass band who would usually play the ‘Dead March’ as the scabs arrived. One day, encouraged by month’s of keeping the mine operating, the scabs began to dance to the music. This was too much and a hell of a donnybrook broke out with the scabs being locked in the boiler room, Hoskin’s brand new T- model Ford torched, and the local police thrown into the mine’s slush pit.

Warren Fahey & The Larrikins sing ‘When You Give That Tuppence Back, Charlie Dear’. Warren Fahey: Vocals. Dave de Hugard: Accordion. Bob McInnes: Fiddle. Chris Kempster: Guitar. Andy Saunders: Mandolin

When You Give That Tuppence back, Charlie Dear.

This is a union song with a noble history. It concerns the bitter 1911 strike where Charles Hoskins, the mine operator, responded to the union request for an additional tuppence a ton by reducing their rate by tuppence. This led to an old style battle that went on for many months and ended when the strikers attacked the scab labourers who were charged with keeping the mine operational. In the confrontation, Hosking’s new T-Model Ford was burnt to the ground and the attending police were thrown in the nearby water slush pond. The tune was designated as ‘When the Sheep Are In The Fold, Jenny Dear’. I also got this one from Jack Mays and I recorded a version for the first Larrikin album I ever released, Man of the Earth.

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Another Lithgow contributor to my collecting project was Bill Coleman. Bill worked as a mine engine-driver but was better known as Lithgow’s ‘strongman’. He was known for lifting heavy weights, including horse waggons in competitions. In some contests, he would even have a tug of war with a horse. During the Depression, he earned money from competing in amateur contests.

Troubles in the Hunter Valley Coalfields.

Norman Brown. Warren Fahey: Vocals. Dave de Hugard: Accordion. Bob McInnes: Fiddle. Andy Saunders: Mandolin. Chris Kemspter: Guitar. Andrew de Teliga: Bouzouki.

A stirring ballad from the Hunter Valley coal miner’s strike of the 1920s and the ensuing confrontation at Rothbury between the miners and the New South Wales Police. The late Dorothy Hewitt wrote the words in 1959. The struggle dates back to 1929 and was one of the fiercest confrontations between government and labour. Norman Brown, a twenty-eight-year-old miner, died from wounds to the stomach after the police fired on the strikers by order of the government. Several other miners received serious injuries.

Broken Hill

There were also troubles out west at Broken Hill, ‘Silver City’. I spent some time collecting in Broken Hill and scars of early strikes were still visible.

Packer the Scab.

Another ditty from a struggle in Broken Hill. Set to the tune’ Only a Button Between You and Disgrace’. Fred Bartley of Broken Hill sang this one for the collection in 1973. One of the other scabs was a man named Bill Bailey and the unionists taunted him by simply singing the words of the popular song ‘Won’t you come home, Bill Bailey, won’t you come home?’ – this was enough to prove their point.

Warren Fahey sings ‘Packer the Scab’ from the singing of Fred Bartley, Broken Hill, 1974

Mrs Frances McDonald, sings Don’t Go Down In The Mine/The Miner/The Drunkard’s Poor Child. Recorded Broken Hill, 1974. Warren Fahey Collection.

The Miner.

Life for the pit miner was always hard with long hours deep underground and a wage dependent on how much ore was delivered to the mine pithead. This was especially true of the coal industry and many bitter struggles were fought before the industry became unionised.

The original appears to be the English song ‘Five In The Morning’, which is also the tune name nominated in the Kidson Collection of British broadsides and folksongs. My version comes from Mrs Frances McDonald, Broken Hill, 1973, where it was also popular as an old time dance tune. Mrs McDonald broke the verses up by singing ‘Don’t Go Down The Miner, Daddy’ in the middle of the song.

THE NEW UNIONISM

The following item is typical of the blatant racism of the 1890s and this one also uses ‘mate’s slang’ to drive its message.

The New Unionism*

(* The unionists were led by a nigger named Andy.—Daily paper.)

Feller-toilers, wot’s the matter? Is the worker goin’ back,
That we’ve got to find a leader in a pure-bred Yankee black ?
For strike me bleedin’, answer, wot’s the country goin’ ter be,
If a big buck nigger has ter lead white men like you an’ me?

Oh ! were’s them noble leaders, wot our union keeps on hand,
Ter use their mighty interlects, ter save our native land ?
They write us manifesters, an’ they draw so much a year,
But wen “moral suasion’s” on the job, they’re somehow in the rear.

Why it’s only just a while ago, our union made a fuss
‘Bout lettin’ niggers go to work with noble men like us ;
They thought it might degrade us, ter work with cullerd breeds,
But now, wen it means fightin’, wy a bloomin’ nigger leads.

Of course the sterlin’ workers’ fretis will say we’re real grit,
Ter howl behind a nigger, wen the union wishes it ;
An’ they’ll say the aim is noble (that everyone who delves
May not be victimised at all, by any but themselves).

It warn’t the same in ’91, wen strikes were somethin’ bigger,
We didn’t have to battle round, behind a bleedin’ nigger ;
We’d patriots by the bushel then, all real true-born white,
An’ didn’t want no niggers, for to drag us on ter fight.

Then we could beat non-union men, if we met them three ter one,
An’ afterwards we’d swagger round, an’ blow of wot we’d done;
But now ter block some thirty men, from fillin’ up a shed,
Three hundred heroes have ter howl, with a nigger at their head.

‘But there is worse than this ahead, to make a patriot shudder,
Black Andy now will do the sheds, an’ call himself a “brudder;”
We’ll find at next election time, somewhere round Cobar way,
A colored candidit who’ll stand, as a labour M.L.A.

Who’ll tell a pritty story, of how he led the fight,
An’ how his union face is black, but his union heart is white;
An1 how he said it once before, an’ will say it once agen,
He allus did his best to raise de pore white workin’ man.

Written by Jimmy The Ringer.
The Australasian Pastoralists’ Review September 13. 1894.

Suffragettes & Feminists

How impressively tough were the pioneering women of the outback!

Colonial-born and convict women granted ticket-of-leave freedom probably had some idea of outback life. Still, many women, straight from emigrant ship voyages, must have had a very rude awakening in finding themselves in the remoteness of the outback.

An old saying runs, ‘A man’s work can run from sun to sun, and a woman’s work is never done’. This certainly applied to the bush women of yesteryear. Raising a family, keeping a home and attending to all farm duties was more than a full-time job.

There was also cooking, baking, repairing and cleaning alongside being a nurse, educator and the constant glue for the family unit. Such duties were done triply hard when her husband was working away from home, as was the case with much of the nineteenth-century labour force.

Sometimes, in the case of shearers or drovers, their partners could be alone for months. These women lived for snippets of news. Letters were few, and in many cases, they had no idea if their husbands had taken another shearing or droving job and the pages of the almanac were marked as another month crawled passed. The arrival of a four word telegram stating: ‘Back in ten days’ broke the heartache as the excitement spread.

The Bulletin Magazine, sometimes affectionately referred to as ‘The Bushman’s Bible’, published Henry Lawson’s short story ‘The Drover’s Wife’ in 1892. Taken from his ‘While The Billy Boils’ collection, the story is narrated by a distanced third person, making it all the more effective in reinforcing just how hard, remote and cruel outback life could be for a woman in this case, a drover’s wife.

Lawson’s story starts with describing the meagre dwelling of the drover’s family and briefly introducing his wife and four small children. The drover is away working, so he is not there when one of the children shouts, ”Snake! Mother, here’s a snake!’’

This woman isn’t the type to climb up on a kitchen chair and scream – she is far more practical and protective and takes immediate control. It is bonechilling stuff; with the children protected, the drover’s wife and her trusty dog, ‘Alligator’, wait patiently for the snake to reappear and, eventually, meet its doom. It is a story about isolation, hardship, vulnerability, resilience and toughness. The woman is courageous and defiant.

A reading of ‘The Drover’s Wife’ appears on this site under the concert recording ‘Along The Lawson Track’

It is a defiance Henry Lawson portrayed in many other of his depictions of strong bush women. Many have pointed to the fact that the poet might have been using the example of the determination shown by his own mother, Louisa Lawson, who survived a lonely bush marriage to move to the city and become a pioneer feminist, publisher, and very much her own woman.

The life of today’s bush woman is a far cry from yesterday’s desperation. The internet, mobile phones, online entertainment, the availability of fresh food and groceries and improved transport mean a far more comfortable and secure life. Men still go on extended work missions, but so do many women. Female drovers, jillaroos and transport drivers are the norm and, of course, many women run their own sheep, cattle and dairy stations. Times have changed.

Much had changed since 1948 when the Australian Woman’s Weekly featured a story on Mrs. Lilian Bunyan, of Thargomindah, Queensland, who drove sheep and cattle for a living.

An expert horsewoman, she grew up in the district and is famed throughout the inland as one of its most reliable drovers. Her husband is also a drover.

With her own droving outfit of five men, Mrs Bunyan makes regular trips across the semi-arid country with mobs of 1000 cattle. Not only does she organise the cattle along their long treks, but she directs the men drovers with the utmost efficiency and authority. it was usual for her to be on the road with mobs of 500 or 1000 head of cattle for 14 weeks.

When a drought was at its height, and cattle could not travel quickly, she was on the road for 30 weeks.

“The first few days are the worst,” said Mrs Bunyan, “especially if the cattle are wild because they have to be trained to bed down for the night and to remain quiet.”

“Cattle get to know you; if you treat them with kindness, they repay you with obedience. The droving outfit generally consists of Mrs. Bunyan, with three cowboys, one cook, and one “horse tailor,” who rounds the horses up, gets firewood, and ensures that camp and horses are supplied with water.

A six-man outfit uses about 30 horses to allow for changes and for any accidents that may happen to the horses if the cattle “rush.”

There is certainly no ‘grass ceiling’ in the twenty-first-century story of droving. Women excelled at all levels of Australian society, often breaking down barriers. This section will honour some of these outstanding women.

THE STUMP SPEECH

The stump speech was a comic monologue that Australia inherited from the blackface minstrelsy – the American entertainment that was so popular in the second half of the 19th century. The minstrel shows typically contained comic skits, variety acts, dancing and music – usually by white people in blackface. 

The stump speech was essentially a send-up, or parody, of politicians, clergy, and stuffiness in general. It would comment typically, in a nonsensical style, on subjects like politics, religion, science and social issues. In many ways, the stump speech was a precursor to modern stand-up comedy.

A typical stump speech consisted of a barrage of malapropisms, non-sequiturs, puns and general nonsense, which the speaker performed gestating wildly. It wasn’t unusual for the speaker to get so excited that he (or she) would (purposely) fall off their stump. Some of the speeches introduced local characters and politicians.

RAFFERTY & CAFFERTY

A stump speech – part recitation and part song.

Ladies and Gentlemen, both of the feminine and sheminine gender;
I’ve dubiously requested myself to attend here today,
To offer myself as a candy peel – I mean a candidate –
And take this just opportunity, of just coming out of jail,
To address myself to the task of holding up the lamp of ignorance,
To the splendid darkness of your glorious thickheadedness.

My name is Barney Rafferty, that is my cognomen,
Though some folks call me ‘balmy’, they’re of the lower bent.
I’m putting up for parliament, as the poor man’s candidate,
And isn’t Mickey Cafferty, the only man I hate.

Vote for Barney Rafferty; do not vote for Cafferty,
For Rafferty’s the man to vote for – understand!
And if you vote for Cafferty, and leave out Barney Rafferty,
You might as well pack up your traps and leave your native land.

The science of politics, ladies and gentlemen,
Lies in the art of futility and saying a lot,
Without saying anything;
Of appealing to the conglomerated objectivity,
Electoral connectivity and filly-guistic perdoch-rasy of the status in quo.

The man, woman or child who doesn’t follow politics
Is living in a fool’s paradise.
For how can they ever feel the luxury of knowing –
That they are downtrodden slaves,
Withering and groaning under the iron heel of a blasted tyranny?

Vote for Barney Rafferty; do not vote for Cafferty,
For Rafferty’s the man to vote for – understand!
And if you vote for Cafferty, and leave out Barney Rafferty,
You might as well pack up your traps and leave your native land.

Some people ask me which side I am on?
Well. I’m on the side that’s in!
There’s no pickings on the side that’s out!
Some people ask me if I’m a socialist?
But what can be more beautiful, more seraphic, more magnificent,
Than the battle cry of the socialist?
You get everything for nothing.. and everyone gets sixpence over the right change.
Can we any longer submit to this state of affairs?
While we, we, the flesh, the skin, the bones, the hair,
And the tissue of the land –   No!  We haven’t got a feather bed to put in our mouths,
Or a sausage roll to lie upon.

So don’t forget to come to the polling booth on Election Day –  and when you come up to that polling booth:

Vote for Barney Rafferty; do not vote for Cafferty,
For Rafferty’s the man to vote for – understand!
And if you vote for Cafferty, and leave out Barney Rafferty,
You might as well pack up your traps and leave your native land.

But what I want to convey to you, in the simplest manner possible, When you come up to the polling booth on election day – vote for Barney Rafferty!

Talk about your exuberance of verbosity!  Could Cafferty talk like that? No! Not without borrowing my tongue!

So, if you want plenty of money and no work, come up to the poll on Election Day, and when you get to the poll –

Vote for Barney Rafferty, do not vote for Cafferty,
For Rafferty’s the man to vote for – understand!
And if you vote for Cafferty ad leave out Barney Rafferty,
You might as well pack up your traps and leave your native land.

SOURCE

Recorded from Joe Watson, Caringbah, 1973. 

Warren Fahey NLA Collection.

After searching TROVE for ‘Stump Speeches’, I discovered a similar piece to Joe Watson’s version – except it was not a song. It is intriguing to think which one came first – a real chicken and egg question. Joe had learned his version as a youngster when travelling with his magic lantern show through the Riverina, in the first decade of the 1900s.

A STUMP SPEECH – SOMETHING LIKE AN ADDRESS.

At a charity entertainment at Moree recently, Mr S. O’Connor was billed to give an address. He did so. Here it is, verbatim from the local papers:

“Hearers and shearers, both feminine and sheminine genders. I have numerously requested myself to attend here to-night for the purpose of offering myself as the candied-peel-I mean the candidate. I take this, the first opportunity, of coming out of gaol to undress myself to the task of upholding the lamp of ignorance to the resplendent darkness of your glorious thickheadedness. (Cheers). What can any man or women, or child who has reached the age of 50 years for centuries know about politics? Nothing! And double that. Look here, I know the whole family of poli-tics – Bill Ticks, Sam Ticks, Mrs. Ticks, and Stop Your Tickling Jock. The science of politics, ladies and gentlemen, consists, in the art of futility of saying a lot without saying anything, of appealing to the agglomerated abjusticativeness of the electoral respectivity without glamoxing the phlogistic perspicacity of the status in quo.

The man that does not study politics is living in a fool’s paradise. How can he ever know the luxury of feeling he is a down-trodden slave, writhing and groaning under the iron heel of bloated tyranny? (Hear, hear).

A Voice: ‘What side are you on?” (Laughter).

Mr O’Connor: “Someone over there asks me what side I am on. I am on the side that’s in, sir. There are no pickings on the side that’s out. Not that picking troubles me in the slightest, for I’m used to picking oakum and pockets and things.” (Cheers).

Another voice : Are your a Socialist? 

Mr. O’Connor : “Someone asks me if I am a Socialist. Let him take me into a pub. I will drink at anyone’s expense and be free and sociable as you please. And what can be more beautiful, more seraphic, more magnificent than the battle cry of the Socialist? Nothing to pay for anything and everybody to get a shilling over the right change. Now them’s my practice, though I don’t practice what I preach.

Now, let us pass one or two pails of cold water over the burning questions of the day. Why shouldn’t a man be allowed to marry his disused wife’s sister? There’s nothing in that! Why shouldn’t the Australian working man have six holidays in the week and charge overtime for the blithering lot? There’s nothing in that! Why shouldn’t a man be able to put rat poison in his mother-in-law’s tea? There’s nothing in that! Why shouldn’t I be allowed to come here and shoot out all that’s in my head? There’s nothing in that! (Cheers). 

Look here, fellow grands, can things remain as they go on? Can we any longer submit to the state of affairs that permits our oppressors to tide by in all the luxury of electric tramcars while we – the flesh, the blood, the skin, the tissue, the muscle of the land – have not a feather bed to put in our mouths or a sausage roll to lie on! Australians, strike home, strike for freedom and free beer, so that as the by-gone years roll on our ancestors for generations to come will proudly exclaim, pointing to our portrait models in the Chamber of Horrors, ” These, ladies, and gentlemen, these our forefathers, our five-fathers, our stepfathers, our grandfathers. To these and the pub at the corner, we owe our all (Cheers). 

Thus, let Fame take its speaking trumpet and yell to us to a perspiring posterity till the mystical ramifications of concateuous illimitability disappear in the diaphanous conclusions of inextricable spontaneity.

Fellow electors and blithering idiots, good evening.” (Cheers).

SOURCE

Queanbeyan Age, July 24 1914

The following Stump is typical of the racist firebrand speeches over the ‘Chinese question’. It is a strange piece of reporting, complete with interjections as if the reader was at a rally. It is the type of nonsense worthy of One Nation and Pauline Hanson.

ON THE CHINESE QUESTION.

A STUMP SPEECH TO THE ELECTORS OF FITZROY.

Fellow men— I have called you together tonight to address you on an important crisis in our history. We have to face one of the great burning questions of the day, and that is Chinese cheap labour. Are the myriads of yellow-skinned hordes of Asia to come here and take the bread out of the mouths of the working man? (A voice: “Ah Tut the baker is putting the bread into their mouths”) .

Is this fair country to be overrun with the “Yellow agony” in the same way that San Francisco is? Are we to have opium smoking taught to our sons, our wives, and our little ones? Is this foul and filthy habit to be permanently engrafted on to our manners and customs? Is the fearful “Fan-tan” and the cruel cold, calculating “lottery” to become one of our recognised institutions? Are we to become a prey to the brain-maddening “Euchre?” And are we to worship no other god but Joss?

This is what is comprised in the burning question of “Chinese labour,” and it behoves every elector, especially those who have votes for Fitzroy, to think well over it. For my part, I intend to denounce it throughout the length and breadth of the land, and I will make this great colony ring with the Chinese question night and day; it shall not rest until I drive the accursed Mongolian from this fair land. I care not for treaties—right is before all treaties, and our right to exterminate the yellow skins is a divine law because it is the voice of the people. I care not for anything that can be said in their defence. I care not for the plausible argument that now they are here we should at least let them earn their living. That, my friends, is an argument as fallacious as free-trade, and as cruel as that silver-tongued Scotchman who is at the head of the Government. (A voice : ” You jumped down on the wrong side

old man”) I say away with them, root them out, lock, stock, and barrel. Drive them into the sea, and drive those white men too who say that all men are equal and that the same Creator made black, white and yellow. If he did, let each keep in his own country. (A voice: “Why don’t you set the example?”) 

Let the Chinaman stop in China and eat his rice with his chopsticks. Let the black man stop in America, and let the white man stop—?-but to resume. As I was saying before— (A voice: “Where’s the white man to stop?”) the time has come to grapple with the hated Chinaman. He is now competing with our artisans in chair-making and taking the bread out of the white labourer’s mouth. Is not this monstrous wicked, horrible to think that these barbarians can compete successfully with Europeans and their skilled labour? To think that these yellow devils who use their great toes as well as their hands are to elbow my fellow electors out of their rightful jobs. Perish the thought, say I for one. Down with the Chinese. Death to the Mongolian. I am a man of peace and temperance man, but I will not stand by and see my fellow men—with votes—wronged, cruelly and foully wronged by these brutal Asiatics. I will stump the country from one end to the other. I will expose the wealthy and unscrupulous clique who buy their vegetables and their tea from Chinamen. I will denounce every farmer—now that they are on the other side—who employs Chinese during harvest time. Let his corn rot, say I, if he will not pay the European labourer what he demands. If the farmers will not be patriotic and support their own countrymen out here (A voice- “How about the tons of furniture made by home prison labour?”) let them starve. Down with all Chinamen, and let the sacred banner, “Victoria for the protected Victorians,” wave triumphantly overhead.

Let us unite at the next election and make this burning question our rallying cry. We must fight then or be forever slaves. If I know the people of this great country I feel sure they will not stand quietly by and see the bread dashed from the mouths of their wives and little ones by the lean hand of the Mongolian.

No! A thousand times, no! Not while I have the honour to represent Fitzroy.

And when the great Liberal party comes into power again, which it must do shortly, as sure as night follows day, and if I should have the honour of taking my place amongst it as one of its leaders, I will crush out the fearful curse. By legislation, by powerful legislation. The fight shall be short, sharp, and decisive, and the bloated oligarchs who buy their vegetables and their tea off the hated yellow skins shall fall to rise no more. (A voice: “How about that tons of second-hand furniture ?”)

I will answer that slander at once, and cram the filthy innuendo down the crawler’s throat. What I brought out from home was nothing more than a few sticks I had gathered together during my three years’ residence in London and the total amount of 91/2 pounds – not tons. (A voice: “Oh, what a whopper,” Another voice: “Why, I helped to land it. There were 91/2 tons s’help me bob, Kinsey.”) But to resume and leave such trash – such foul and scurrilous lies, to choke the throats of their utterers. (A voice: “How about that 91/2 tons of furniture that you put into the house at Brighton?”

“Liars and slanderers. There was not more than 50 pounds worth altogether, and that included my children’s piano.

“Gammon, old man. Why you’d have to pay 25 pounds for freight.”

(A voice: “When I went to England to study as a barrister…

(A voice: “Colonial universities not good enough for you, eh?”

Mr Protectionist.” When I went home, I say (“for that 91/2 tons.”) I say again it’s a beastly lie – (at this point, our report closed.)

SOURCE

Melbourne Punch 13 May 1880

STUMP SPEECH DELIVERED BY A QUACK DOCTOR.

Ladies and fellow men—Before I say anything to you this evening I desire to make a few remarks. You are all aware— I say, you are all aware that several great questions are now agitating at this moment the whole of the social and political basis of the civilised unicorn. There is the temperance question, the Eastern question, the Home Rule Question, the agricultural question, and several other kinds of pickled salmon.

When we look at the temperance question from a scientific and conchological point of view, what do we see?’ On the other hand, what do we not see? On the third hand, what do we see not when we see what we do not see? You naturally ask me what can be worse than a drunken man. I reply, two drunken men. But is that any reason—I say; is that any reason why a Home Ruler should bully the Lord Chancellor of the Exchequer because he feels he is the bigger man? No; .and I depend upon it—I say, depend upon it, that, whether my ointment does or does not cure all diseases, the Premier will always be prejudiced against frozen mutton!

As I have said from the first, why should Turkey go to war? On the other hand, why “should we go to war? Look what effect the late war has had upon commerce; look at the price of turkey, rhubarb and any patent Heal-all. 

We now come to a very particular branch of my lecture. What is alcohol? Is it a fish or a fowling piece? Is it a compound or Parr’s life pill? Is it a liquid, a solid, or does it partake of any other description of fried fish? When we look round for a moment upon the vast thusness of the mighty, thingamagummy, and reflect for but a century on the suchness of the great— the great what-you-may-call-it, it is then 1 say—yes, it is then, I say, that mackerel is ten a shilling, and the working man obtains his food, by the sweat stuff of his eyebrows.

Having said this much and no mucher, to explain to you the purpose of my lecture, I will now proceed to show you that my Cure-all is the best – and cannot be beaten’ for ills, pains, corns, warts, or bunions.

No matter whether we rusticate in the humble cottage or revel in the savoury saveloy— above all, encircling all, and surrounding which there still remains—I say,” Here still remains that – Know-all’s Cure-all and Heal-all stands alone as the pre-eminence of medicines.

Do we find alcohol in beer? If so, how much does it eat? When you have tried my Cure-all pills you will not only start on a good fat chicken but you will eat the bones as well—it will make you bone-a-fide.

The land that we stand on; brethren, is the land that you must keep your optics on. When the land is taken from you where will you be? That is the question —where will you be? – Science teaches us more or less – but especially less, that the more you understand most things, the less you know about the other fellows. Science is so profound, so confiscated, so obscurated, and so removed from a commonplace of commonsenseness that a scientificated man, like myself, is bound, to admit that there are particles that oscillate from concrete bodies; and by coagulation gravitate to the most common aliment – which points to my medicines being superior to any other! I have here a testimony from a servant who tried my Heal-all ointment for chapped hands, and her eyesight has improved wonderfully.

My Cure-all pills will stand the test of time, and I have no hesitation in saying that once tried we shall “be chums'” forevermore. You have often heard the saying that “birds of a similar plumage gregariously assemble”; but, my dear,  friends, those of you who assemble here will only do well if you will take my advice and take my Cure-all pills. Don’t stand like One O’Clock half-struck; but say how many boxes, and I will supply you. You will never regret it!

SOURCE

The Express & Telegraph Adelaide 10 Jan 1914

The Sydney Mechhanics School of Arts played a vital role in the early colonial days as a facilitator of free speech and as an encouragement for working class folk to read. I have had an association with the SMSA for many decades and they asked me to provide an insight into their world.